Chapter 3: Dr Pepper and THE Tres Amigos (part 3)

"I have many questions to ask you guys." Opera said. He couldn't speak Spanish and was very annoyed that the Tres Amigos expected him to understand what they were saying.

"¿Como que?" Clara asked, staring at the agent with her piercing eyes.

"Firstly, do you mind speaking English? I can't understand a single word you're saying!"

Clara rolled her eyes and said exasperatingly, "Sorry."

"Secondly, Maika, why do you look extremely anime while your henchmen look extremely non-anime?"

Maika thought about it. She looked at her henchmen before whispering, "We've been exposed! Seize him!"

Bruno and Clara both grabbed him. Daina ran away, howling in grief of her brother. Opera was decontaminated but he didn't like the room so he shot the people decontaminating him. He was later quartered in a strange lair and given coffee.

"I only drink Martini, Sir." he said, reslicking his hair so that he'd look good enough to escape hell if he died. The man serving him grabbed the coffee, which was drugged with 10 tablets of paracetamol, and forced it down his throat. The overwhelming amount of drugs knocked him out.

He later awoke and was escorted to dinner but this time, something was different ; the driver wasn't drunk! When he got there, a blonde girl with blue eyes and cat ears that were black and orange ushered him to a table, ordered him a Martini with chicken dippers and ran off to grab something. She returned, wearing a dead kitten around her shoulders and an evil expression.

"SeeU, why did you drug me just so that you could get dinner?" Opera asked. SeeU grabbed a pepper and smeared it on her face.

"I'm not SeeU, silly! I'm Dr Pepper and I'm a member of BENDY." she said in an evil voice.

"BENDY?"

"Yes, the BombErs who send Nuclear Devastation upon You."

Opera facepalmed.

"Wouldn't that be BEWSNDUY? No, it wouldn't even have an E, would it? I mean, if you're going to make an acronym out of your own motives at least make it funny, gosh dang it!"

SeeU stared at him blankly.

"Typical British men," she muttered.

"What is your motive, Pepper?" Opera asked.

"Well, I will disrupt the ZOLA Project so that Yuu, Kyo and Wil are never released! I will do this using the same technique that I used on Leon and Lola!"

"So let me get this straight, Doctor, you plan to blast the creators of ZOLA with several nuclear weapons until they can't produce the Vocaloids that helped V3, the engine that you were released for, sell more than V2?"

"Yup."

"I see lots of problems with that."

"Guards, take him away!"

Bruno asked, "What if he sings?"

SeeU said, "Nuke him."

And Opera was dragged away.

Several whips to the crotch later, Opera found himself in a cell. He tried to shoot the walls down but the bullets ricocheted.

"I should probably call K now." he thought, switching on the walkie talkie.

"Opera? I'm supposed to call you, aren't I?"

Opera explained everything that had happened from their last call. K listened politely until the end.

"So, what was her plan again?" he asked.

"She wants to nuke the creators of ZOLA so that V3 sells less than V2."

"She's trying to make her own engine less popular, in other words?"

"Yup."

K burst into laughter.

"I'm sorry, but this plan is just priceless, you know?"

"It's pretty stupid."

"You said it. Listen, in the corner of every cell in movies there's an air vent. There may be a few obstacles along the way but if you can be the awesome agent I know you are then you'll pass with flying colours!"

"Thanks K."

"No problem! And then I'll tell you my real name!"

"Wait, so you're not called Kennith?"

"Kennith's just a role I play. Now get crawling before Dr Pepper gets away!"

He hung up and looked around. Surely enough, there was a huge air vent that was big enough for him to crawl through. He started crawling through the vent and found it easy...

...until the vent sloped upwards. He couldn't crawl up it no matter how hard he tried. He then saw a sign above him that said, "WARNING: 3ft drop below". So he just climbed the rest of the way.

Opera searched high and low until he spotted them. The nukes, of course, were arranged in a circle and pointing outwards. K tuned in.

"So, you found the nukes, huh Tonio?"

"K, I suggest that you stick to Opera until the mission's over."

"Spoilsport. Anyways, look outside."

Opera looked. There on a jetpack was K, who was waiting to escort him. He smiled gratefully.

Just then, a loud JOLT was heard as the nukes slowly made their way upwards. Dr Pepper stood on a platform in the center of the nuke circle.

"Ah, I see your little friend over there helped you escape my cell." She sneered, gesturing towards K. "Well, I can't be bothered with him anymore. Maika, launch the nuke!"

Maika obliged without a second thought.

"K!" Opera yelled.

Dr Pepper continued her pre-prepared speech, "Too long has Japan outdone us Koreans with their millions of Vocaloids...but not anymore! No longer will I be degraded by you or anyone and..."

As the insane Korean continued her speech, the Españoids she hired got bored and walked away from her. Opera knew that people found his voice "beautiful", so he sang "Phantom of the Opera". His voice was so nice that the nuclear weapons fell asleep and therefore couldn't be used to destroy ZOLA.

All the metal rusted and broke, causing the crazed cat lover to fall through the collapsing platform and into a boiling pool of hard water and bleach mixed together. As she screamed in agony, K took Opera's hand.

"K? You're alive!"

"Of course I am, now let's move!"

They both escaped the falling building without any injuries somehow.

"Hey, Tonio?"

Tonio answered, "What?"

"Did I mention that you have a beautiful voice?"

"Why thank you. Opera's my specialty."

They sat there in silence. It was a pleasant one this time.

"Remember what I promised you while you were in that cell?"

Tonio tried to think but he had forgotten. "Not really..."

"I promised to tell you my real name, remember?"

"Oh yeah, you did."

"Well, it's..."

If you want to know K's real name, stay around for the extras:)