Warning major OOCness if you haven't figured that out already.
"WE'RE HOME!" Sakura called as the three teens that lived their plus Hinata entered the house.
"Hey guys." Kakashi said looking up from whatever he was reading at the kitchen table.
"Hey dad where's Anko?" Sakura asked
"Girl problems?" He asked teasingly
"Yes that my adoptive father needs a boot up his ass!" She said through clenched teeth.
Just then Anko walked into the room from the living room.
"What's this about my husband needing a boot up his ass, it would be my pleasure to do it." she said with a wry smile.
"Kinky." Kakashi chuckled as he ducked the phone book his wife threw at him.
"God I was just wondering where she was and it started this whole stupid conversation." Sakura rolled her eyes. And went upstairs to hang out with Hinata.
"I love your parents their hilarious." Hinata stated.
"Yeah but Kakashi is rather annoying and perverted. That's probably were Naruto gets it." she said smiling as Hinata laughed at the last part.
"He's not that bad." Hinata stated
"Yeah but remember him in middle school I thought I was gonna kill him." Sakura said remembering how her brother used to hide in the girls locker room, until she found him and beat the crap out of him.
"I'll never forget the look on his face as you pulled him out of that locker and beat the crap out of him." Hinata laughed. Just then Naruto was walking by and Sakura's door was open.
"Hey thanks Hinata I'm glad me being beaten up is so amusing to you." he said fake pouting.
Hinata got up and walked over to Naruto putting her arms around his neck.
"Naruto you know I love you and I thought the look on your face was so cute that I had to remember it." She said with a cute smile.
"Hinata I'm no pushover you just pulled that out of your ass." he said and judging by the look on her face he was right.
"You caught me sorry but you and Sasuke both get a look of terror on your face when Sakura's pissed and I find it quite comical." she laughed as Sasuke had come to find them and heard this.
"Hey I rarely piss her off it's the idiot your dating that does it and I get caught in the crossfire." he said.
Sakura got up acting all pissed off at his comment and ran up to her 'brothers' seeing the 'look' on their faces she and Hinata laughed.
"Yeah like that." Hinata said as the girls laughed.
"Cruel woman both of you." Sasuke said as they rolled their eyes.
"Anyway Anko and Kakashi are "working" tonight so we'll be home alone again." Naruto said chuckling at Hinata's mischievous expression.
"I'm gonna go watch T.V." Sakura said not liking were this was going
"Me too." Sasuke said as he quickly followed his girlfriend downstairs.
"God they better get out of my room first." muttered the pink haired girl.
"Don't worry they were already leaving when I followed you." He assured her.
"Good." she said releived
"What you don't want them doing the sideways tango in your room." Sasuke teased.
Sakura nearly choked on air. "You couldn't have put it any grosser." she said plopping down on the couch next to Sasuke. He laughed putting his arm around her. They watched T.V. for awhile, watched a movie then played a card game when they noticed it was getting late and decided to go to bed.
"Sasuke do you want to sleep in my room again?" Sakura asked as they walked upstairs.
"Sure if you don't mind." he said
"Of course not or I wouldn't have asked." she said as she went into her room to change and he quickly went into his own to change out of his clothes. He walked back into Sakura's room just as she put her shirt on.
"Sorry I should have knocked." he said
"No problem." she said as they each climbed into her bed and slipped under the covers. When Sasuke went to kiss her good night Sakura suddenly had the urge to deepen it the two started to reenact the night they were caught by Kakashi. Sasuke started to kiss down Sakura's neck causing her to release a moan. Sasuke pulled away from her neck.
"Sakura do you want to stop?" he asked kissing her neck again with his hand under her shirt tracing slow circle's on her back.
"Keep going." she answered in a breathy moan.
And he did.
After the fact...
The two lay next to each other holding hands still breathing hard with a thin layer of sweat making their bodies glisten in the moonlight that was coming in through Sakura's bedroom window.
Sasuke pulled the naked girl close to him not wanting this moment to end.
"I love you Sakura." He whispered in her ear.
She turned so she could look him in the eyes and said "I love you too Sasuke." before they both fell into a deep sleep.
Sakura set the alarm for early the next morning so Sasuke could sneak out of her room and into his own so Kakashi and Anko wouldn't find out about their midnight romp. Sasuke had just finished getting dressed after hearing the alarm. He looked at Sakura who was sitting up fake pouting with just the sheet covering her.
"I don't want you to leave." she whined
"I have to otherwise we won't be able to do this again and that wouldn't be good now would it." He said as he came over and kissed her forehead. "You should probably put something on too."
"Why I could just sleep naked all the time." she stated matter of factly.
Sasuke rolled his eyes. "Yes but everyone in this house knows that you don't, so as much as I like you without clothes on you should probably put something on."
"Always the voice of reason." she muttered as she reached over the side of her bed for her underwear and pajama top. Sasuke started towards the door only turning back for a minute.
"Goodnight Sakura, I love you." he said as he watched her snuggle down into the sheets and get comfortable.
"Night, love you too." she said as she drifted to sleep.
The teen smiled at how cute she looked and then headed to his bedroom.
The next morning Sakura woke up with Hinata lying in a sleeping bag on her floor.
She smiled knowing on Friday nights the girl always slept in Naruto's room and then he would give her a sleeping bag and she would sneak into Sakura's room early Saturday morning so it looked like she spent all night with Sakura.
Sakura grinned and childishly pounced on Hinata.
"Good morning sunshine." Sakura sang as Hinata rubbed her eyes starting to wake up.
"Someone's happy this morning." Hinata chimed as she herself was very happy.
"You'll never guess what I did last night." Sakura said
"Sasuke." Hinata said bluntly
"H-How'd you know." Sakura stuttered
"I walked in here early this morning to sleep on your floor and you two were cuddled cutely together, I even took a picture." She said holding up Sakura's digital camera showing her a rather cute picture of Sasuke and herself asleep in each other's arms.
"Oh, sorry." Sakura said kinda embarrassed her friend walked in on her naked with Sasuke.
"No problem Naruto didn't really have a problem with it." Hinata said slyly.
"Ew brother, mine." Sakura said very disturbed.
"Well if you put it that way you slept with your brother last night." The dark haired girl pointed out.
"No I've always thought of Naruto as my actual blood brother and I always did with Sasuke when I was little now I don't know what category I would put him in, but it's definatly not brother." Sakura said.
"So sorry to stay in your room and run but Hanabi needed me for something today and I kind of need to go, but I'll call you later." Hinata said. "I'm really happy for you, now you can have what I have with Naruto only maybe a little more normal since Naruto is quite the character." she added fondly.
Sakura smiled as her friend got up with her belongings and headed towards Naruto's room to say goodbye then head home.
Hinata found Naruto in his room with only a pair of pajama bottoms on playing his Xbox 360 his hair total bed head, he looked very cute.
Hinata sighed.
"No fair I come in here to say goodbye and I find you looking so cute that I don't want to leave." she said sitting on his lap taking the controller from him and taking over as Master Chief in Halo 3.
"To bad," Naruto said swiping the controller back and starting to play again with her on his lap, "Hanabi will kick my ass if I hog her sister from her for to long." he reasoned
"Hey I can play on legendary why'd you take the controller away from me!" she complained
"Because you need to leave." he said pausing the game then made both of them stand up as he gently pushed her towards his bedroom door.
"Have a good day with your little sister." he said kissing her goodbye and locking her out.
"Hmph." Hinata muttered smiling as she headed out of the Hatake household.
Later that day Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura sat in the living room playing 'I Never' but instead of drinking alcohol they were drinking some sugar loaded Kool-aid.
"Okay I've never kissed a girl." Sakura said both boys in turn had to drink since they of course had.
"I"ve never seen Kakashi naked." Sasuke said as Anko walked into the room grabbing Sakura's drink and downed the whole thing.
"I think a whole glass should cover how many times I've seen that sight." she said as she filled it up again and handed it to Sakura. The teens laughed.
"Okay I've never hurt someone over a stuffed dog." Naruto said looking straight at his sister.
"Bottoms up." Sakura said as she took a drink.
Kakashi walked into the room and smiled he should have never taught them this game.
"I've got one I've never kissed someone of the same sex." he said, then saw Sakura smile evilly as Sasuke and Naruto took a drink.
"WHAT!" Kakashi exclaimed
"I made them kiss in grade school, since they were royally pissing me off with their arguing and I gave them the choice between kissing and making up or my fist. They chose the first, quite literally might I add." Sakura laughed.
"Shut up you sounded so serious when you said kiss we took it literally." Sasuke whined.
"Yeah and your fist is scary." mumbled/cried Naruto.
"Any way Anko and I have something to tell you guys." Kakashi said.
"Uh oh Anko did you get Kakashi pregnant." Teased Sakura. The kids always made jokes like this. Since Anko couldn't have children because she had a very stressed teen life that caused her period to stop and never start up again they became foster parents and then adoptive parents.
"Not quite." Anko laughed.
"But we are going to adopt a two year old boy named Konohamaru his grandfather was taking care of him until he passed a couple months ago. The adoption agency asked us if we were up for taking in another child otherwise he could go to a not so nice foster home, so we decided to take him in." Kakashi informed them.
"Oh the poor thing what happened to his parents." Sakura asked.
"Died in a car accident when they were taking him home from the hospital only he survived." Anko said.
"Anyway his room will be in the guest room. Oh and you might have to babysit from time to time." Kakashi said.
"That's fine, we'd rather have him here and grow up happy like we did than go from foster home to foster home like some poor kids do." Naruto said.
"Yeah and he and Naruto can potty train together." Sasuke said laughing at the look on Naruto's face.
"Anyway we are going to pick him up later tonight, so I want each of you to think of what it was like when you first got here, well except you Naru we had you from when you were and itsy bitsy cute baby." Anko said pinching his cheek.
"Thanks mom, being an only child was so nice." He laughed as both his siblings threw pillows at him.
"Alright so we have his room set up with a bunch of little kid stuff we just need you guys to go get the stuff that's on this list at the grocery store, while we go sign paper work we'll meet you back here around three, and you'll meet your new brother." Anko said as she kissed all her babies on the head as they headed out.
They returned from the grocery store with sippy cups and little kid snacks. After putting everything away where Naruto told them Kakashi and Anko kept things when he was two.
"I hope he's not to sad about coming to live here." Sakura said
"Yeah like you were, that was annoying." Sasuke knowing full well how she felt when her parents died since he had gone through the same thing.
"I think it's worse when they parent abandons their child because then they choose to leave unlike our parents." Sakura said hugging Naruto.
"Actually I'm glad they did, because think of the kind of person they'd have to be to leave their own baby in a park like they did with me, I think I'm better off here. You guys know when Sasuke came I was happy to have a brother even though I was sad for him and then when you came I felt the same way. I was just joking before." Naruto said looking at Sakura.
Just then they heard the door open. They went into the kitchen to greet them and they heard a cute little voice singing. 'Winkle winkle wittle sta da da da da wat ya are."
Sakura smiled as she saw the little boy in Kakashi's arms singing her favorite song as a child.
"He's so cute!" she said as he gave her a big old Naruto smile.
"Yeah and he smiles like idiot over there." Sasuke stated.
Konohamaru looked at Naruto and said in the cutest little voice. "Hi diot." he added a wave of his hand.
"No that's Naruto." Anko said laughing. He smiled then said "Nawuto."
"And that's Sakura and Sasuke." Kakashi said pointing to each as he said their name as he let the little boy down.
He walked up to Sakura and raised his arms. "Up." he stated
She smiled and picked him up. "Hey Konohamaru I'm your new big sister." He snuggled into her neck hugging her. "Me wikes sissy." he said making everyone laugh. They all went into the living room and sat on the furniture. Konohamaru was now on Sasuke's lap talking about how cows say moo.
"Really, I bet you don't know what a duck says." Sasuke asked
"QUACK!!" Konohamaru stated before crawling over Sakura and to Naruto where he sat on the couch snuggled against him and fell asleep.
"I think he likes you guys." Kakashi laughed.
"Good cause we like him." Sakura said as she smoothed down some of the hair on his head that was sticking up. The nice family moment was interrupted by Naruto's cell phone ringing 'oh me so horny oh oh me so horny' Sakura laughed as she new Hinata put that on Naruto's phone so whenever she called it said that. Sakura picked up the sleeping boy off of Naruto as he went to go answer his phone. Naruto snuck back into the room and snapped a pic of the sleeping child and sent it to Hinata.
"Sorry I told her about him earlier and she wanted to see him." he looked down at his phone and smiled, "She says he looks like a sweet heart." Just then Konohamaru sat up and rubbed his eyes and looked at Anko. "Mama mees 'ungry." everyone 'awed' at this as they decided to go fix supper and a light snack to hold the little boy over until it was done.
A/N: Yes I know Konohamaru is much younger than he is in the anime/manga but I thought it would be cute to have a really little kid. Also if you've ever watched Disturbia you know the oh me so horny oh oh me so horny ringtone which btw is my ringtone , I had to have it be for Hinata because I've kinda made her seem like a sex-aholic. Hope you liked this chapter. ; )
