Author`s Note : I do not own Fullmetal Alchemist... yet ! Heehee . All rights go to Hiromu Arakawa , BONES , Viz Media and Funimation Entertainment .

A/N : Okay , the meeting of the Greeds . It starts to get a bit AU around this part . Reason being , well there are two , actually . One , I already had the Wraths and as those of you familar with the 2003 anime well know , Greed dies shortly after Wrath joins the others in that continuity . Also , I decided to have 2003 Greed meet the second Manga/Brotherhood Greed since the first one isn`t really all that different other than backstory , one henchman 2003 Greed has Manga/Brotherhood Greed doesn`t and the way they die . And , the point of this fic IS to emphasize the differences AS WELL AS the similarities ! So , without further adieu .

" Boom boom , stealin` shit , wreckin` shit up , I`m the most awesomest guy in Devil`s Nest " , Greed murmured in the scratchiest sing-song voice anyone`s ever heard as he filled his bag with stolen goods .

" Well , well . Fancy seein` you , handsome . " , a man said . He looked Asian , had long black hair with wild bangs and a ponytail .

" Okay , just who the hell `r you , exactly ? " , the homunculus asked menacingly .

" Can`t ya tell ? I`m you . I`m dissapointed when a guy doesn`t even recognize his own voice , `specially when that guy`s me , well half o` me anyway " , the man had an Ouroboros on his left hand just like Greed`s own .

" How the hell ? " , the homunculus asked .

" There was a rift in The Gate . I musta ended up in yer world ." , the man explained .

" Huh ? Parallel worlds ? That`s bogus , that`s impossible ! " , the homunculus shrugged .

" Nothin` but nothin` is impossible ! " , the man replied with a grin .

" Hey , wanna go beat up that ugly shit Envy ? " , the homunculus asked .

" Sure , I hate that fashion-challenged shit ! " , the man replied .

A/N : R & R .