On Batman's end of the call, a loud combination of a thud and smack sounded from around the stairwell. Giving Batman a questioning look, Superman asked, "What was that?"

Walking into view of the camera, Robin provided an answer; "My shirt fell."

Wearing a confused expression, Superman replied, "Sounded heavier than a shirt."

Shooting him an annoyed look, Robin told him, "Ya, well, I was in it."


"Don't get involved." Batman told Black Canary, who was on the screen of the batcomputer. Robin, who was taking a break after a three hour long training simulation, suddenly laughed about something. With him being out of the camera frame, Canary didn't know what.

Still laughing, Robin walked into view while typing something on his phone. Scowling, Batman began to tell him, "No texting in the Batc-", but Robin cut him off with "Ya, I know, hang on I gotta go find KF he ran into a tree."

On that note he left the conversation, much to Canary's amusement.


Flash was on a video call to the batcave when Robin walked by, only wearing baggy gray sweatpants while toweling his hair, which was wet after a shower.

He looked up as when he came into view of Flash, giving him the 'what's up' nod and not breaking stride.

"You're going to get sick." Batman told him in his stern voice.

"No, I'm not." Robin exasperatedly replied, then proceeded to casually inform the speedster, "And Flash, you wore that outfit the day after yesterday."

Disappearing from view, he left Flash looking confused for a full six seconds until he actually got it. Smirking, Batman ended the call.


Answering an incoming call from Wonder Woman, Robin offered her a quick greeting before yelling into the depths of the Batcave, "IT"S FOR YOUU!"

Turning back to face the screen, Robin asked her, "It is for Batman, right?"

Trying not to laugh, Wonder Woman nodded in confirmation as Robin answered his cell phone. He mouthed 'sorry' and she replied with a silent 'its fine'.

Batman approached the batcomputer as Robin was talking on his phone, with only his part of the conversation able to be heard...

"Bad timing bro."

"Nah, just a second though."

"Ya?"

"No, don't do it."

"Because."

Spinning around in the 'Captain's Chair', Robin glanced up at Batman before the back of the chair faced him again,

"Well, I can't say, because he's like, right here -"

"No phonecalls in the Batcave." Batman spoke down to Robin, who then said into the phone,

"Gotta go dude."

"Pfft, shut up - bye."


Dressed in his Gotham Academy uniform, Dick sullenly entered the Batcave as Batman was in the middle of a call with Green Arrow and Canary.

"I know, I know, I'm late." he grumbled.

"Because?" Batman inquired.

As if it pained him to say it, Dick replied in a strangled voice, "Detention."

"For?"

"...Nothing much.."

Silence.

"Fine. I might have found a stray kitten, and I might have named him Captain, and maybe I brought him to school in my bag, and it's imaginable that he escaped right after lunch in the classroom, so I might have had to skip French to pick the lock on the classroom to find him, and Barbara might have insisted on doing it with me, so there is potential that we found him on top of a tall shelf, so I might have had to give Barbara a boost, and maybe she lost her balance and crashed onto me, so then a teacher could have walked into the room and found us in a slightly compromising position from the fall, and its probable that she started jumping to conclusions, so that is one feasible way we ended up in detention."

He was met with silence and blank stares as his explanation was finished, until…

"Wait, you brought a cat to school?" Dinah asked,

"Nevermind the cat, exactly what compromising position were you and this Barbara girl found in?!" Ollie exclaimed, laughing his butt off at the 13 year old's misfortune.

Face burning red, Dick told them all to shut up before storming off to kick the crap out of a training dummy.


Lol! Alright, the first person to get the Sherlock reference was TheAwesomeBookNerd8, so this shoutout goes to you!

All you guys are awesome; I'm so proud of my fellow Sherlockians, or I could say Holmies. Haha XD

And lets not forget TheImaginativeFox, who got the reference to Robin On the News ! And actually, I haven't finished using the whole Robin having to play midwife prompt, LOL, poor birdie!

I typed half of this chapter while the males of the family had an epic Nerf battle in close quarters, an achievement of which is not as easy as it sounds. Trust me!

Keep a weather eye out for that next chapter!