Cubi was totally unprepared for gym class. He was just milling around, not talking to anyone, as most Vocaloids were swooning over Len Kagamine, which made this the second class he shared with him. He thought about getting a note to get out of gym class because he didn't have fingers to hold any ball, much less throw or kick one with force.
"Listen up everyone!" A voice sounded from the gym teacher's office. Their voice was annoyingly high pitched to him, so he didn't both looking up as he knew who it was.
But then, a different, feminine sounding voice followed the sickly sweet one, speaking words that were anything but feminine. "Yeah, listen up you maggots, faggots, and everything in between." Cubi looked up to see Teto Kasane holding a clipboard, smiling serenely, and Ritsu glaring holes into everyone, arms crossed.
"I am your gym teacher, even though you don't need a gym class to become a meme. I'm here because the author doesn't have any other inspiration for this chapter." Teto said in the same sugary tone as she said everything else.
"And I'm here to kick your ass. Seriously, that's all I'm here for." Ritsu said bluntly as he cracked his knuckles. "Who's first, bitches?"
"Ritsu, you're actually here because...well I don't know, but who cares, kick anyone's ass you'd like." Teto said.
Cubi was put under extreme physical labor that I don't feel like going into but he was v tired after all that shit.
"I'm exhausted." As he did his second pushup. No you're not allowed Diandra to go into this I just sai-
"Alright, ya little shits! Next after this warmup, you have to run 30 laps around the gym, one at a time, as Teto counts your timing-"
This should be easy, I'll just float around, Cubi thought.
"-with me on your back." Ritsu finished.
Fuck everyone.
Quick thanks to the mastermind behind this