'Kay, so I've decided that I'm sick of waiting for reviews cuz I'm a really impatient person. So instead I'm just going to post a bunch of chapters and leave them up here. 'Cuz apparently none of you care either way if I leave them up or get rid of them since none of you ever review. Anyways, enjoy.
-Disclaimer- I don't own Naruto, so don't even think it.
-Warning- This chapter and the chapters to fallow was created out of pure randomness.
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"They're is nothing you should be worried about." she reassured the nervous Reiki. The second Tsunade opened the classroom door a chalkboard eraser fell to the floor in front of her feet.
"AWWWW!" wined a loud voice from inside the classroom. "It didn't work."
"Well of course it didn't work!" another voice called, this one obviously a girl "That has got to be the dumbest prank ever, Naruto!"
Reiki's heart skipped a beet, 'So Naruto is in my class? It's such a relief to know that there will be one friendly face.' she thought as Tsunade stepped inside the room.
"Sit down Naruto!" she said in a very demanding voice. She had to have been used to this by now Reiki thought as she too stepped inside the classroom.
As soon as she set foot inside the classroom all the people who had been quietly chatting and trying to ignore the scene Naruto was putting on quieted down. They all stared at her and no one said a thing. It was really nerve racking for Reiki. Then out of nowhere there was a 'poof' sound and she turned her head slighting only to be face to face with a silver haired, masked man. Her eyes widened in surprise, but she didn't say a word and neither did he.
"Kakashi-sensie, your late!" yelled Naturo and he pointed at the masked man in front of Reiki's face. The man turned his head lazily to the direction of Naruto.
"Sorry I'm late, but I was busy helping an old lady cross the street." The man said.
"LIAR!" yelled almost the whole class, Naruto being the loudest. Kakashi shrugged it off, and turned his attention back on Reiki.
"So, you must be the new girl then." He said lazily. Reiki nodded slowly while still looking at him.
"Well then, I'm Kakashi, I'm going to be your homeroom and history teacher this year. And you are..." He said as more of a question then anything.
"Reiki Umeko." she said simply. He just looked at her.
"Okay," interrupted Tsunade "I can see your off to a great start. Now just remember Reiki, Kakashi here is a pervert. Don't get too close."
"Hey," Kakashi said in a hurt tone, "that's not true."
"Right.." Tsunade said sarcastically, "Now I've got to go. Good luck!" And she left the room, closing the door behind her. Leaving the classroom silent again.
"So Reiki," Kakashi said to break the silence, "Why don't you introduce yourself."
"Introduce myself?" she asked him.
"Yes, you know, tell the class about you're self. Your name, your age, your likes and dislikes. Things like that." he explained.
"Umm, alright I guess." She took a breath to calm herself, as all eyes were on her. "Like I said earlier, I'm Reiki Umeko. I'm 17 years old and I like to ummm...sing and dance and ummm...play soccer, and stuff like that."
She looked at Kakashi who nodded in approval at her into. Then he looked to the class and asked if anyone had any questions for her. Instantly hands shot up.
A girl with pink hair and sea-green eyes asked first, "Hi Reiki. First of all I would like to say welcome! And secondly, what school did you got to last?"
"I went to a privet school in Canada. Then we moved to Konoha and I decided to go here." she responded.
The next person to ask a question was a boy with long brown hair and white eyes, "Name's Neji. You said you liked to play soccer. Are you any good?"
"I'd like to think so." she answered back.
"You should try out for our team. We could use another member." he informed her and she she would be there.
Next was a blonde girl with blue eyes, "Hey, I'm Ino. and my question is is your hair natural? 'Cause if it is thats really cool!"
"Um, yes it is." She said and the girl smiled at her and said cool.
Now, the question was from a boy wearing a hoody and had brown hair, "Hello Reiki, my name's Kiba and I'ld like to know if you're allergic to dogs."
"No." She said, a little confused.
"Good." said the boy and he bent down to her floor and unzipped the top of his backpack, and out popped a little dog. He barked and wagged his tale a little bit.
"Awww." she couldn't resist saying that, the puppy was so cute.
On to the next question. This time it was a boy with black bushy eyebrows and was wearing a green spandex suit, "Hello! I am Rock Lee! And I would like to inform you that you look so youthful Reiki! You must have the spirit of youth in you! You should wear more green! It would make you even more youthful!"
"Okay, that wasn't a question, but thank-you...I think." was all she could manage to say.
The next question didn't come from one of the students, it came from a man that burst through the door, "Hello there! My name is Jiraiya, and I was wondering if you have ever thought of being in a novel?"
"Ummm...what?" Reiki was shocked that a man came out of nowhere to ask her to be in a novel. It was more than confusing.
"Jiraiya-sensie! She doesn't want to be in one of your perverted books!" yelled Naruto. Now that didn't help her understand anything any easier.
"My books aren't perverted! They are masterpieces." the man replied.
"Masterpiece my foot! They're just pornos!" yelled a girl with brown hair and brown eyes.
"Yeah!" yelled Naruto in agreement.
"Fine then. Let's just let the girl decide if she wants to be a character in my newest book." he said and turned his attention back to Reiki, "Well? What do you say?"
"Umm...thanks but I'd rather not." she said trying to be as polite as she could. He looked at her for a moment.
"Okay!" he finally said.
"What? Okay? That's it?" Sakura called out in disbelief.
"What do you mean?" Jiraiya asked her.
"Every time you ask a girl to be in one of those stupid books of your's you never take 'no' for an answer! Why are you suddenly being so understanding about her want to not be publicly embarrassed as a character in your story?" Sakura asked.
"Well that's simple little lady. I remembered something." he said as if it was the simplest thing in the world.
"And what might that be Jiraiya-pervert?" Naruto asked him.
"She has purple hair." he said.
"And...?" Reiki asked.
"You hair reminded me of something." he said.
"Okay this is going no where." Ino stated.
"Just tell us what her hair reminded you of and why she can't be in your idiotic book." Neji said, he seemed to be getting annoyed.
"Isn't it obvious?" Jiraiya asked.
"This is so troublesome." said another boy.
"Can you get to the point Jiraiya, so I can get back to teaching my class?" asked Kakashi.
"You weren't even teaching us anything Kakashi-sensie!" called the girl with brown hair and eyes.
"I would have if there wasn't so many distraction." he retorted.
"Okay, so what does my hair have to do with not being in a supposedly really bad porno?" Reiki asked.
"Well you see, you have purple hair, and so does you're older sister, if I'm not mistaken. Am I right?" Jiraiya asked her. She looked at him with surprise, she hadn't told anyone that she had a sister, let alone tell them that her sister had the same colour hair. Though, to be completely honest, it would be expected for sisters to look alike.
"Yes." Reiki said while nodding.
"Well then, that's how I remembered who your sister is. Then I remembered the time that I asked your her if she would be in one of my books." He said, "Let me tell you, it wasn't pretty."
Reiki let out a small laugh, "Yeah, that sounds like her alright."
"Well I just thought that if she was that mad when I asked her, then she would be just as mad if she found out that I asked you." he stated.
"Or even more mad." A voice came from the open door. Everyone looked around to find none other then Anko standing in the door way looking pissed off.
"Hi Anko!" Reiki said in an excited voice.
"Hey kid." Anko said smiling at her younger sister. She then walked over to Jiraiya and hit him over the head. Then made him apologize to Reiki for even implying that she should be in a porno. After he had apologized for the 5th time Anko dragged him out of the room to go see Tsunade. As soon as the door closed everyone's attention was back on Reiki who was still standing in front of the class. Everything was silent.
"What?" Kakashi asked, "No more questions?"
'Okay,' Reiki thought to herself, 'This is weird. Really, really weird.'
"I have a question!" shouted some boy in the back row.
"What is it?" she asked him.
"You were the girl who got dropped off in a limo this morning right? Well I was wondering, who are your parents? I mean, I didn't even know Anko had a sister, not to mention a high class family."
"Actually, Anko isn't my sister." Reiki said honestly.
"But she just said..." Ino trailed off.
"Yes we call each other sister, but we aren't. She's really my cousin. But she lived with me and my parents while I was growing up, so we're really close and we call each other sister." she tried to explain.
"Oh, okay." the boy said, even though she had only answered part of his question.
"Well," Kakashi started before anyone could ask another question, "I think that's enough for now. You can go sit down there Reiki, behind Hinata."
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The end of another chapter. Wupty do!