"I win again!", Clubs says as he throws his hand down. He had a high card hand...again.
"God fucking dammit!", Spades says in absolute rage as he throws his hand which was a straight-flush down and Diamonds just sighs and takes out a cigarette and smokes contently on it.
"Yipee!", Clubs says as he literally bounces up and down on his chair in pure happiness. "I'm starting to like this game!"
"Just shut da' fuck up and take your god damn cookies!", Spades says and Clubs nods with a silly grin on his face as he takes the chocolate chip cookies in the middle of the table. They ran out of poker chips a long time ago so they just replaced them with cookies hoping that Clubs wouldn't notice but honestly Clubs didn't care, if anything he thought that cookies were much better then poker chips. He honestly didn't even know what poker chips were used for.
"There goes another box of cookies..", Hearts mumbles in despair. He actually perceived that he would've won that time but there's no telling with this little guy.
"Welp, I'm going to go watch the new episode of Mathematical Superhero!", As he walks out of the room happily with his newly owned bowl of cookies in his hands. The rest of the crew just watches as he walks away. No matter how many times it happens, they still just can't believe that the innocent little Clubs is the best poker player out of all of them.
This headcanon was suggested by Reqpqarx:
Wow this is so great xD What do you mean headcanon that's totally canon Hearts Boxcar. Headcanon: Everyone is terrible at poker except Clubs, the innocent cartoon-watching mastermind. Ooh, when do we get to see Kyle?
Huh, who ever knew that little guy was so good at playing poker? Gosh he's such an adorable little rascal. Sorry for this short chapter but I couldn't think of a way to make it longer. Make sure to review your headcanons.
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