Chapter 3:
It's payback time my beloved Sanji…
The next day Sanji was, you can guess, in the kitchen; but not cooking, but washing. Yes. They had just finished a meal and Sanji was cleaning the mess. Zoro, according to his evil plan, decided to stay and help the cook clean up. Sanji thought it was kind of strange that he was helping, but decided to let him do whatever he wanted. If he wants to help he can.
Five minutes into the cleaning and it was dead silence.
Come ooon! Speak god dammit! Sanji screamed in his mind. Strive up a conversation already! It's too silent! AWKWARD!
Zoro noticed Sanji panic and decided that now was the time! So Zoro started to pull his shirt collar out a bit.
"Man, I think this shirt is getting a little too small for me; I dunno, it just feels kinda tight… what the hell?" he said with this completely confused look on his face. "I think I've kinda grown in a size or something. It's been uncomfortable like this all morning!" Zoro did a little more fidgeting until he came to his point. "Arrrgh!" he yelled out. "I can't bloody take it anymore! I'm taking this off!"
Sanji just stared at Zoro while he yanked his shirt and Haramaki off. God he looked great shirtless. Just look at those abbs! And his perfect waist line leading down below…
Sanji sighed and looked away. This wasn't the time to be admiring his boyfriend's hot body! He had to get out of there. He couldn't bear to be in the same room as Zoro… shirtless… and half a meter away from him… if he was going to be shirtless it would only have to be when he's in Zoro's arms or underneath him. Which, may I remind you, was not.
Zoro was standing there watching his beloved Sanji fall and break. Look at him; he was practically begging for him to put his 'Tight and small shirt' back on. But no; he wasn't going to miss this for the world. He was just gonna stand there and happily dry the dishes.
Zoro smiled even bigger. Uncomfortable, are we? He thought to himself. Let's see how long you last… Zoro dried one plate and put it on the plate rack. He then looked at Sanji with concern. "What's wrong? You don't look very well, you okay?" he casually asked like he had no idea what was going on.
Sanji tuned and smiled at Zoro. A nice warm smile that said; Oh no dear, I'm alright, no need to worry about little ol' me. "Nahh; I'm fine." He said. "I don't know… maybe I'm just tired… Luffy is a handful."
Zoro smiled. Those kind of sparkle-like backgrounds with, hunky-guy heart-catching smiles; Yeah, those. "Yeah; he is a handful, that captain of ours." He said and laughed a bit; which sent Sanji out to the stars. Sanji blushed a bit. You're not really helping here Zoro… He thought to himself. Please put your shirt back on! Or stop the horrible attempt at hunky-guy smiling that is somehow still making me go crazy! Sanji quickly looked back down at the sink avoiding Zoro's eyes. Hopefully if he concentrated on washing, he'd forget about the awesome god-like figure that was standing next to him; shirtless. But Sanji couldn't help it. He thought maybe just one more look. So he did. But this time; when he looked up; Zoro was shining like a god! He could see a beautiful blue sky behind him with birds ascending above like the heavens! He was shining like a glow in the dark stick, but not fluro. He could see baby angels behind him; Pouring out small vases of water. The light was just blinding Sanji's eyes! That amazing sparkling godly body! It was too much for him he couldn't take it! He was going to collapse. And he did.
"Sanji?" Zoro shouted as he attended to his 'Damsel in distress.' "Oi mate, you okay?"
Hey. Is that what you call your damsel? 'Mate?' but anywho, as Sanji opened his eyes to see who it was, seeing that he was blinded by the amazing-ness of Zoro; he could see Zoro's face, that beautiful glowing face that was carved by angels!
Zoro; who was helping Sanji to his needs felt a little uncertain.
Oh god… he thought. I hope I didn't over do the poor bugger…
"Sanji?" He asked again. "Are you alright? You're kinda on the floor…"
Ugh… Sanji thought to himself. He's torturing me… he's deliberately making me want him. That bastard! Sanji reached his hand out for Zoro. But, I don't know. I always want him. Because he's the one that always brightens my day… As he reached his hand out he started to scratch Zoro dick area like a dog sniffing out drugs at the airport; But no sniffing, just the scratching.
Zoro went slightly red in the face. "O-Oi! What are you doing? You… you shouldn't be doing that! You're not a cat, and I'm not your scratching post so quit it!"
Sanji just ignored Zoro and continued to scratch. It was like he had something big under those pants…
Zoro just sighed. "Come on Sanji." He said. "It's almost like you want to-" he quickly stopped. Wait, could he…? He looked down at Sanji's pants. "Oh god…" He said as he looked at the pants "You've gone hard…" It had seemed that a small tent had risen from under his flyer.
Sanji smiled. "Surly if I am, you are…"
Zoro gulped. This was the part; this is where Zoro says no to Sanji and leaves. Leaving him empty handed. But he was kinda having trouble… an erect Sanji in his arms… you know, it was kinda hard not to resist, and on top of it; he was scratching at Zoro's pants! Oh how that made him flip! But no! He knew what he had to do… but was having a lot of trouble at it.
Zoro cleared his throat. "Sanji." He slowly said "Are you erect? Coz you're acting like a bitch in heat."
Sanji frowned. "No. I'm just scared shitless of Roronoa Zoro that I peed my pants!"
"Gee… I always knew you were scared; but to bloody shit your pants?" Zoro slightly laughed. "Come on Sanji…"
Sanji looked down at Zoro's flyer ignoring his comment. "Hmp!" Was all he said and he started to undo Zoro's pants.
Zoro slightly jumped up. "Whoa; hold it there tiger." He said. "As much as I want you to strip me; you can't."
Sanji looked at Zoro puzzled. "And why can't I?"
"Because…" he said.
"Because?"
"Because… I said so…" he finally said and folded his arms.
"Why?"
Zoro looked at Sanji. "Why?"
"Yeah. Why can't I strip you? 'Because I said so' is not an answer."
"Because…" Zoro looked to the side then looked at the dishes. "Because we still have… dishes to… finish." He said and walked over to the sink. "Can't leave a job undone now, can we?"
Sanji stood up and looked at Zoro strangely. "I guess so…" he said and went back to the washing.
As Sanji kept on washing the dishes he couldn't help but stare at Zoro. He refused to have sex with me. He thought. That's a first… as he kept on looking, he started to get more and more curious at why he said no. when Zoro put the last plate on the plate rack Sanji spoke to him.
"Oi. Marimo…" he said.
Zoro turned and looked at Sanji. "Yeah, what?"
"Do you wanna have sex?"
Zoro blushed. So sudden! "W-why?" he slowly asked.
"Very simple actually." He said. "Because I want to have sex with you."
Zoro just looked at Sanji. "You're very blunt, you know that?"
Sanji smiled. "Yes. I've been told that quite a lot actually." He then walked closer to Zoro. "Come on… I'm so in the mood for it right now, and look at you, you're bloody shirtless in front of me"
Oh. So that had gotten to him quite well… Zoro thought and turned around.
"Sorry." He said waving his hand in the air. "Maybe another time." And he left the room.
Sanji just stood there, speechless, until after ten minutes he spoke again.
"EEEEHHHHHH? HE REFUSED IT AGAIN! WHAT THE HELL MARIMO? THIS IS SO UNFAIR!"
Zoro, who was just standing outside the door listened and chuckled to himself.
"Gotcha shit-cook!" he said and walked off. "I don't want any hugs, I don't want any blowjobs of any sort and I definitely don't want any sweet talk into having sex; I just want my bloody kiss."
. . .
It was dinner time for the straw hated pirates and everyone was seated at the table; even Zoro; fully clothed at that; and as Sanji handed out the plates of food to everyone, Zoro could feel something stare at him with evil eyes.
Gee…. I wonder what that horrible feeling is He thought to himself sarcastically. I'm pretty sure I haven't done anything bad to anyone today… I've just been a helping hand to every one! I helped Sanji with the dishes, I helped chopper with some medicine stuff and I even helped robin with picking out a book to read… he smirked. I'm pretty sure I haven't done anything bad.
He could feel the stares getting deeper and deeper with hate. Somehow, the guy who was staring at him sure didn't seem happy. I wonder why?
Zoro stretched his arms out and yawned. What a day it had been. From washing dishes to getting erections. It sure had been a busy day for our tough Zoro. He was so looking forward to tomorrow, he couldn't wait until his plan to commence.
After a few minutes had past Zoro could notice that everyone was already eating and some were already asking for seconds; the other thing he could notice was that, he didn't get anything!
"Oi you bloody shit-ass cook!" he growled at Sanji. "Where's my plate?"
Sanji looked at Zoro duly.
"Ooooooh." He sarcastically said. "You were soooooo quiet back there that I didn't even notice you." He put his hand over his mouth like those weird old women do when they go 'Ho ho ho' at you and smiled.
Zoro glared at Sanji. Payback is it? He thought. Well, two can play at that game.
"Oh, don't worry shitty-kun, I understand your problems; it's okay, I know how it's hard for you to save up on money so you can pay the doctor on you swollen penis infection and how you can't control your bladder."
Usopp slightly chocked on the word penis. Indeed it is a funny word to say, just say it three times in a different tone and you start laughing. But he wasn't laughing. He was choking…
"Z-Zoro…. Do you mind? I'm eating here…" Usopp chocked.
"Sorry buddy… didn't mean to give you images…" Zoro chuckled.
Usopp froze. "Ugh… the images…" he groaned.
Sanji glared at Zoro. By now, everyone could feel the evil vibes coming from the both of them. War was about to begin.
Zoro quickly stood up and slashed his sword at Sanji; Sanji, seeing at his flexibility, quickly guarded himself using his, for some strange reason, strong shoe. That shoe must be made out of some awesome leather if it can protect Sanji from Zoro.
"Oi… you shit-ass cook; you got a problem with giving me food?" Zoro growled at Sanji.
"Oh don't worry, it's not as bad as having a swollen penis infection like the doctor said; But hell yeah I have a problem with giving you food!"
Usopp chocked again at the word penis. "Guys…" he said. "I'm eating."
Luffy looked at Usopp. "There's nothing wrong with the word 'penis' Usopp." He said casually. "I say it all the time! Franky!"
Franky looked at Luffy.
"Come and say penis with me!"
Franky still looked at Luffy.
"Come on! Join me!"
Franky sighed. "Alright…"
Franky and Luffy stood next to each other and did the Hitler stance. "PENIS!" they both announced.
Brook soon joined them.
"PENIS!" the trio announced. "PENIS, PENIS, PENIS, PENIS, PENIS, PENIS, PENIS!"
Nami and Robin sighed at their stupidity.
"Only those boys are capable of doing such a stupid thing" Nami said.
"Yes… it would seem so…" Robin agreed. "As expected from our captain…"
"As expected from an idiot…"
Robin smiled.
Nami looked at Usopp who was sitting there in shock. The word penis had gotten to him. Beside him, underneath the table chopper was hiding and wondering if it was safe to come up again and finish his food.
Nami glared at the two boys. "Zoro! Sanji-kun! Both of you bloody get out!"
Sanji looked at Nami in sorrow. "N-Nami-swan~? But why? It's his fault!"
Nami darkened her glare. "I don't care who fucking started it. I want you both out of this kitchen. NOW…"
Nami grabbed Zoro and Sanji by the collar and dragged them to the door and threw them out.
"I'm not going to have your bloody love quarrels destroy our dinner!" she yelled and slammed the door.
"Don't yell at me." Zoro said casually and pointed at Sanji with his thumb. "He's the one with the penis infection."
Sanji glared at Zoro. "I'm going to bed…" he said and walked off.
Zoro smiled. "Love you…" he gently said.
Sanji slightly stopped and looked at Zoro, cheeks slightly flushed. Zoro just stood there smiling. Such a warm smile, it made Sanji get butterflies in his stomach. Sanji slightly smiled back and said:
"Yeah… I love you too…" and he walked back off to bed.
For the next couple of weeks, Sanji and Zoro didn't really have much contact with each other; well not any affectionate contact anyway. But Sanji would occasionally come across Zoro either sleeping on the deck or training or just staring into the ocean. The thing that annoyed him the most was that every time he would come across Zoro doing whatever, he would always be shirtless, shirtless and sweaty with drops of sweat running down his oh-so-hot-body. Shirtless when he was sleeping, shirtless when he was training. He was just always shirtless! And seeing how Zoro was seen in Sanji's eyes; a beautiful sweaty shiny green haired god; with the beautiful heavens behind him with angels and halo's. It wasn't fair for Sanji. Almost two weeks had passed and Sanji didn't get one kiss from Zoro, not one! And now he has to suffer by being in his majesty's presence, watching him do whatever, SHIRTLESS! Not that he had a choice. If he could avoid it then he would run for the mountains and not come back until Zoro had put a shirt on. But where ever Sanji went, Zoro was there, when he would try and avoid him, he'd be round the corner! Where ever he went, there was a Zoro…
Sanji was on the deck watching the oceans waves splash against the sunny, what a nice day it was; and better yet, he hadn't come across godly Zoro yet. He smiled and looked at the sea creatures that swam around the sunny.
"Morning." Some random voice said.
Sanji turned and hoped that it wouldn't be who he thought it was. It was. Zoro was yet again shirtless and shining like a god. He could see how there was a beam of light coming from behind him and birds chirping above. All he needed was a white robe and white wings with a golden halo and he'd be complete.
Sanji gulped. He was so nervous standing next to him. His palms started to sweat and he started to loosen his shirt collar.
"Morning marimo." He said nervously.
Zoro just smiled like an innocent little kid on Christmas morning. "Today's a nice day, isn't it?"
The shining beams of light from Zoro's smile shined into Sanji's eyes and burnt them to a crisp! Oh god he had to get out of there; it was the third time that this had happened to him!
"Uh… Oh! Oh god! I nearly forgot! I've got lunch to prepare! Sorry marimo, but I gotta scoot!"
And with that Sanji bolted off!
Zoro smirked at the bolting away Sanji. His plan to make Sanji go super spastic every time he was in a one meter radius of Zoro had worked out quite well. How miserable he must of felt, not being able to kiss his wonderful Zoro, not being able to hug him, touch or kick him, not anything.
Sanji was walking towards the kitchen; and on his way he came across Zoro doing some sit ups, shirtless and sweaty as usual.
"Hey shit-cook." He casually said to the chief.
Sanji went slightly red and nodded. "Hey." He said and quickly walked off.
Zoro smiled.
It was early in the morning and Sanji was hoping to get to his kitchen before Zoro would wake up. So he tip toed out the door and onto the deck. As he thought he made it outside not waking up any of his crew mates, he came across Zoro. And again he was shirtless; but this time he was lifting big weights, building up his muscle.
"Gee shitty-kun, you're up early."
Sanji jumped. "M-Marimo! Why are you here?"
Zoro looked at Sanji strangely "What do you mean why am I here? I live on the ship…"
"No… I mean, why are you here so early in the morning?"
Zoro smiled and walked up to Sanji. "I wanted to see you."
Sanji's face went slightly red. What? Now he was showing affection towards him? This didn't feel right for Sanji. Zoro had been showing no affection towards him for at least two weeks; and now out of nowhere he's suddenly Romeo?
Zoro smiled and poked Sanji's cheek. "You know…" he started slowly. "I haven't gotten a kiss from you for quite a while now…"
Sanji just looked at Zoro. "Yeah, so?"
Zoro's smile went warmer. "So… I want one. Don't you want one?"
Sanji turned around and headed towards the storage area. "I-I don't have time for that, sorry. Maybe another time…"
Zoro looked at Sanji sadly. "Alright then…" he said and went back to his weight lifting.
In the storage room Sanji found a corner and sat in it. He curled up and hugged his knees. As he sat there his face went red. Why did Zoro just ask for a kiss just then? He had been ignoring his pleads for affection for around two weeks and now he just asks for a kiss? Why was he doing this to him? Sanji was confused on everything. Why he was being ignored for a couple of weeks and why he couldn't kiss or hug Zoro. He was also confused, very confused on why Zoro acted like that just before. He didn't know what to do. Did I do something bad to Zoro to deserve this? He thought to himself. Why is he doing this to me? He knows how much I love him, and he knows how frantic I get if I don't get to be with him. So, why is he doing this to me? Is he trying to tell me that I'm not wanted around him anymore?
Sanji hugged his knees tighter.
Why is he treating me like this? Does… does he hate me?
As Sanji was in deep sorrow, he realized something warm drip onto his knees; water droplets. As Sanji figured out what they were, his eyes slightly widen. They were his own tears. He was crying.
Sanji looked at his teary knee caps and tried to wipe his tears away, but they kept on coming.
"Why…" he slowly said to himself. "Why am I being treated like this?"
And more tears fell.