Oh great. They got more of these people and things. Oh well, might as well introduce them. Right now in the lobby/teleportation room of B.E.T.U.M. Academy are the nine previously mentioned characters doing whatever. Now, there are six more here. Scratch that. Some guy just flew out of a portal. There's a tall girl with rainbow hair who's a wolf/demon/angel hybrid, some sort of walking advertisement, a guy with a black 'n' blue color scheme who looks normal enough, a short ugly creature with a computer for a head, a floating black Nokia that is acting incredibly annoying, a heterochromatic woman whose clothing is burning, and that guy who popped out of a portal who is currently confused. Let's get on with this thing.

First of all, we have this fabulous example of human sin who is the hybrid. And yes, every use of the word fabulous will be italicized.

Queen Serenity Rose Lovely Lunar Celestia Amara Charvi Isa Angel Bloom III (Serenity)

Ultimate magical-what-have-i-created-i-mean-princess!

SHSL princess/queen/magical girl/maiden/actress/singer from another world

This girl has a super long name I don't feel like saying, so I'll call this female dog Serenity for simplicity's sake. Also because that's what her creator referred to her as. This girl is tall, has natural rainbow hair that practically touches the ground, a pair of heavenly white wolf ears atop her head with a matching silky fluffy tail where you'd expect it, perfect porcelain skin that compliments her constantly sparkling sky blue eyes with naturally, long, dark eyelashes, a button nose, naturally full pink lips, and a pair of wings with one being a bright, fluffy, lovely angel wing and the other being a dark, scaly demon wing. Her clothing is indecent likewise to Princess Pearl's, but at least Serenity wears a skirt. She wears a rainbow crop top that is basically useless in covering everything below her assets, a rainbow miniskirt, brown lace-up boots with black and white thigh-highs. It looks like she's playing with some bismuth by shining its rainbow colors around the room. Let's move on before someone goes blind.

This next one is that living advertisement.

Brock Tuyubi

Ultimate Sponser

SHSL Advertisement

This person is a rare example of a completely willing advertisement for everything. His hairstyle and color, eye color, and skin color is not important because, let's be honest, the author is currently too lazy to make a description for this character, so let's say he has short orange hair, vibrant pink eyes, and has fair skin. Brock is wearing a gray cap with 'RWBY' on the front that is worn backwards, an unzipped orange hoodie the exact same color as his hair with the Crunchyroll symbol big on the back and smaller on the front left chest part of it, a black t-shirt advertising In-N-Out on the chest, black sweatpants with the NFL symbol on the left side, and blue Jordan high tops. Currently he is watching some RWBY on some random TV in the lobby.

I'm bored already. Let's move on to black 'n' blue. ;)

Kokan Zaiba

Ultimate Erotic Writer

SHSL fjord-Star-Script-Writer-Person-that-actually-is-surprisingly-normal

You know what? I like this nickname I've given this guy. He'll be referred to as black 'n' blue most of the time by me. Black 'n' blue has black (because I feel like adding a color) messy hair, a black t-shirt, blue jeans, blue sneakers, a blue jacket, a black digital watch, and some generic pair of glasses. It looks like he's taking some inspiration from Princess Pearl and Shadow. Let's see what he's writing... oh dear, we should definitely move on.

This next one is that guy with the computer for a head. Surprisingly, I feel more sympathy for him than that tiny boy.

qwerty uiop

Ultimate literally has no talent whatsoever

SHSL actually is prob SHSL unlucky

I almost went over this forgettable male. First off, he has a computer for a head, but that's not the strangest thing around here, so he doesn't get that attention from the others. He has an unremarkable and generic t-shirt and jeans that are just as unremarkable and generic.

You know what? I'm getting bored of this creature, so I'm going to introduce that annoying Nokia.

Cortana

Ultimate Annoying Companion

SHSL Compulsive Speaker

I want this thing to shut the fork up. Seriously, she won't stop yelling.

"Hey! Hey! Look! Listen! Listen! Look! Hey!" The second floating phone was yelling to the other floating phone, Siri.

Looks like Siri sent her a thumbs down emoji and floated away, but it isn't working. I'm just going to pour some water on Cortana to get rid of her. I'm sure you all will understand before she gets too out of hand. Yes! She looks dea- OH MY GOD IT'S STILL ALIVE! Okay, I'll explain her looks and all and move on to the next person. Thankfully, she's quite plain looking and easy to describe. All Cortana is is a Nokia smartphone without a case who is currently flashing different colors on her screen to get attention. She also sounds like Navi from Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time.

I want to get away from her, so let's move on to the burning woman.

Rosa Burning

Ultimate bomb maker

SHSL half dark God

Rosa appears to be of Mexican descent and her clothes are constantly burning, but not extinguishing. Her left eye is brown while her left is a blazing orange just like fire, natural bright red lips, shoulder length brown hair, has a medium height, and a constantly burning red rose tucked behind her ear. Her apparel is made up of a long and flowing sleeveless red dress that even covers her feet with an eternal flame burning the bottom for, well, eternity. Let's get to the last one now.

Derek Savme

Ultimate From the Real World

SHSL Dimension Hopper

This guy had randomly come out of a portal, but unlike Gage, he didn't come here willingly. How would I know? I'm omnipotent, female dogs. Derek is currently panicking, and is wearing a yellow t-shirt with a gray splatter pattern, khaki shorts, white socks, and gray sneakers. He has fair skin, brown eyes, and short brown hair.

Wait a second, that floating pink afro vanished and a girl in stiletto high heels is here now. Guess the cat's out of the bag. Not a literal cat because the closest to that is Tagiru. Moving on to that random girl.

Vesper Yamamura

Ultimate Waifu Collection

SHSL Harem Package

This girl is currently burning a pile of money which is apparently one if her hobbies. Vesper has shoulder length wavy caramel brown hair, light tanned skin, amber eyes, wears red lipstick, and she has a nice figure. That's it for her appearance, and she wears a strapless black dress with a mocha trim that reaches her knees, a single separate shoulder long laced sleeve on her right arm, and stiletto high heels. It seems she has drawn the attention of Rosa. Let's leave the money burning arsonist be while a certain someone shows up. You should be familiar with them since we saw them in the previous chapter.

All of a sudden, it sounds as if church bells were being rung, and a small set of doors on a balcony and connected to some retractable platforms suspended in the air open up to reveal a Monokuma shaped creature covered in all the sequins and glitter in the universe and multiverse. Their shine was incredibly alluring, but their voice left much more to be desired.

"Hey female dogs! Hope you enjoy the school so far!" They yelled, throwing their arms in the air as they looked down at the students below.

"Yes desu! It's been very enjoyable and I think we should all continue being friends, believing in hope, and believing in faith desu!" Serenity shouted joyously in an incredible voice that everyone but Princess Pearl would be jealous of.

"No because I-" qwerty began in his low tone before getting cut off because of his irrelevance.

"Hey! Yay! Look! Listen!" Cortana interjected, literally shouting whatever she felt like.

"That's perfect because you'll be spending the rest of your miserable lives here!" The Monokuma shaped creature yelled, laughing right after.

"Why and who are you?" Shadow asked calmly, looking the shimmering creature in the eye as she inched away from Princess Pearl to the Princess's dismay. After all, whose face would she try to rub her breasts in? Oh yeah! Everyone else!

"Why? Because I forking feel like it! That's why! As for who I am, my name is MonoShine!" MonoShine yelled, their voice a screech with Tagiru and Serentity wincing because of of the high frequency of MonoShine's voice. You know, because Tagiru's a neko and Serenity is part wolf.

"You look like a girl made-" qwerty began insulting MonoShine and was cut off yet again by the resident annoyance.

"Hey! Hey! Look! Listen! Listen! Look!" Cortana shouted at the top of her voice chip, interrupting qwerty again and got most of the group's attention in the process.

"What is it? I also wish to recommend you getting a case for yourself so you don't break. I recommend an OtterBox." Brock replied, then advertised a product and showed the example of his phone with an OtterBox case. Strangely, despite only being 17 years old, he had the voice of an advertisement salesman and an old car salesman. It was literally the weirdest thing at the moment even through he was replying to a literal sentient phone.

"Hey! Hey! Look! Listen!" Cortana shouted again, wanting everyone's attention, but settled with what she got already. Then, she floated over to a large door that everyone had somehow not noticed despite it taking up half of the wall it was on. She was flashing her screen to get everyone's eyes looking at the door and herself. "Look!" She was floating right next to the button that would (presumably) open it.

"Don't you dare! Don't you forking do it!" MonoShine yelled. It seemed that they didn't want whatever was behind that door to be known to the student body.

"..." Cortana was uncharacteristically quiet before slamming herself into the button screen-first. The group was greeted to a sight of a large canyon that went on into the distance for miles.

"That's not where Thumbelina is." The tiny boy known as Gage muttered to himself as he saw the endless landscape from practically on the ground. All of a sudden, a mechanical arm with a large red boxing glove on it stretched down from a now open trapdoor on the ceiling. The boxing glove clad arm reeled back, getting ready for an attack, and used Dizzy Punch on Cortana, launching her out of the academy to the canyon. The door promptly slammed shut and everyone on board could hear that the ship had returned to space.

"Finally! That piece of ship known as a phone is forkING GONE!" MonoShine screeched excitedly. Somewhere, an audible applause can be heard in the background. A few students didn't appear to care such as Vesper continuing to burn a pile of money, Rosa enjoying the burning of money, Mei headbanging though the whole thing, Siri browsing the Internet, but most people noticed it.

"What was wrong with her~ I wanted to rub my breasts all over her~" Princess Pearl complained, continuing to rub her censored breasts against the glass of her tank where Shadow once was, but is now gone. Princess Pearl didn't seem to notice nor care.

"Let me guess. Mutual killing." Shadow guessed. She didn't seem amused. Or happy, or sad, or mad, or anything else for that matter.

"How'd you guess, female dog?" MonoShine asked, still on their balcony.

"I was being straight to the point, and at least this crowd of people will diminish." She replied, reading her book and not even looking up.

"Mutual killing?!" Derek asked in a panicked tone, finally speaking. During all of this, Cortana had somehow made her way back on board of B.E.T.U.M. Academy and is vying for everyone's attention as always.

"Hey! Hey! Look! Listen!" She shouted. Is that really all she can say? Honestly, I don't care.

"WHAT THE fork HOW ARE YOU HERE female dog?!" MonoShine literally screamed, the sound of glass shattering in the distance. You know, except for Princess Pearl's tank, Siri and Cortana's phone screens, and all glass or fragile possessions the students present had. Currently, most of the students were temporarily deaf.

"OH MY GOD I CAN'T HEAR!" Derek yelled, running around.

"Wanna see a magic trick?" MonoShine asked, a devious smile on their face.

MonoShine received a text from Siri.

"Uh, okay." MonoShine said in reply to the text and opened it up to read.

Siri: No. (Insert emoji of magic wand and sparkles.)

"What in the actual fork?!" MonoShine replied, confused by the text.

"Yes!" Cortana shouted, awaiting the magic trick.

"Here it goes!" MonoShine screeched, then ran to the center of the suspended platforms and grabbed onto a hanging chain while the platforms retracted.

"Oooooooooooh~" Princess Pearl said aloud, enjoying the stage show MonoShine was currently doing. Or whatever you could call it.

"You ain't seen nothing yet!" MonoShine yelled, pulling a flashlight out of nowhere from their person and shining its light on themselves. The result? Blinding and fabulous light filled the room. It was so fabulous, everyone but Cortana, Siri, and the guy with a computer head whose name I've forgotten fainted. Right now, I can't see despite being the narrator and omnipotent, so I'll wait until MonoShine is done, or we can see again. Whichever comes first.

Aaaaaand, that's a wrap! This is really shaping up to be a really wonky story. Well, I hope you all had fun reading! I'm open to any constructive criticism, new characters, random ideas (such as random locations or whatevs), ceiling fans, and just about anything. Please tell me if you feel I'm misinterpreting and/or misrepresenting your character/s. If you feel like it, tell me who your favorite character/s is/are. Also, any questions are welcome and may be answered in story. Please tell me who/what or what group of people you want it to be possibly answered by. Possibly.

Example:

Question: What gender is MonoShine?

Answer: *insert question of somebody asking for MonoShine's gender* "You want to know my gender you battery? Well, I'm forkING DISCO BALL GENDERED YOU PIECE OF ship!"

See you next time in B.E.T.U.M. Academy when I finish the next chapter and MonoShine (hopefully) gets their flashlight rights revoked.