G'day, Zea! Want to grab a beer at the pub with me, mate? After that, we can go to my house, and maybe you'll be lucky enough to shag something that's not a sheep. *wink wink nudge nudge* Have a bonza day!
-Australia
...hey Bro...
You're drunk again, aren't you? No more beer for you!
*Facepalms* first things first...1) I DON'T SHAG SHEEP YOU BLOODY CONVICT! And 2) ew. I'm not France. Just because I have that french colony in my south island doesn't mean I'mma jump on everything that moves.
About to head over there to break your nose again~
New Zealand.
((A/N: I view NZ and OZ more of siblings than lovers. If they were, they'd break up every three seconds -.-' But my favourite person to pair NZ with would have to be Wales ^^ Don't ask why...I dunno why myself.))