Disclaimer, I own nothing. The characters presented by my story belong to Gearbox and 2K and whoever else also had their hands in the game. The characters are fictional, any events that occur which might coincide with real life is purely coincidental. (IE If one day a Siren walks up to you, Phaselocks you, and proceeds to shoot you, please don't sue me)

Also, this story is based on Maya. She is my favorite character and I will be writing this story in relation to how I believe she is thinking. I have no actual insider information that proves I am correct in my assumptions, these are merely fan-inspired thoughts on paper. So if you would like to write a review, albeit bad or good please do. I value any input, because that can only help me get better. As a bonus for those that haven't finished the game I will add spoiler alerts regarding which chapter of the game I am using so you won't have to read something you don't already know.

*Spoiler Alert* Small spoof of at the end, also I give a Maya's point of view of what happened in the introduction.

**Italicized text are Maya's thoughts**

Chapter 3

Welcome to Pandora

One by one the vault hunters entered the train, Maya took a quick glance around and said, "For a multi-billion dollar company, they can't even build chairs in a train?"

Axton quipped back, "That's your problem? I'm creeped out by that damn poster of the Jack guy."

"Handsome but ugly / Irony at its finest / This is disturbing", Zer0 spoke softly.

Salvador looked over at him annoyed, "Will you PLEASE! Speak in HUMAN TALK! And none of this japanese BULL CRAP!"

Zer0 turned to face Salvador, Maya guessed that there is probably a glaring face under that dark mask. "It is haiku my ignorant friend. His name is Handsome Jack, but obviously anyone can tell that he is an ugly troll underneath."

Axton chuckled out loud, "You know this is probably the first time that I genuinely like something that you said."

"What about me?!" Salvador snapped. "I say important things too!"

Zer0 retorts, "You use the word 'things' on such a regular basis that I wonder if your vocabulary has fully developed past an elementary phase."

"Damn you skinny boy, you think you're so much better than everyone else?!"

"Well, yes, but right now mainly you."

"AGHHHHHH! Let's go!" Salvador suddenly pulled out two machine guns, no doubt each weighing at least thirty pounds. Maya stared at the man, impressed by his immense strength.

Axton stands right in between the two and with an annoyed tone says, "Will you two please, give it a minute? It's been a long ass day, we're all tired as shit, can I please get some fucking silence for two seconds to gather my energy to kill shit that matters?"

"Seconded", Maya chimed in.

Salvador and Zer0 look up at Axton then Maya, without a word they face away from each other. For the next thirty minutes everyone just enjoyed the silence and the rumbling of the train on its electric railing. Maya took this time to collect her thoughts, these men are so transparent. One moment they are at each other's necks, then the next moment both retreat as if they were just scolded by their parents.

These guys are interesting. I hope they stick around for a - Suddenly Maya's thoughts were interrupted as she looked back up at the "Welcome" sign, that dropped to reveal a hidden message.

"TO YOUR DOOM (Nothing Personal)" Two Hyperion bots unfolded and aimed their sights at the vault hunters.

Great I knew I had a bad feeling about this. Oh well, time for some fun.

Maya quickly dashed to the back of the train car trying to get a better view of the situation, she turned around just in time to see Axton slide down and toss up a box. What's he doing? Giving them a present? Moments later a turret had attached itself to the roof of the car.

Holy crap that's cool! Maya stood there gazing at the magnificent gun that is making short work of the Hyperion bots. Then she notices Axton pulling out a huge ass rocket launcher, aimed directly at her. Axton pulled the trigger sending a rocket whizzing past Maya into a Hyperion bot that was right behind her.

Okay, now he's just showing off. Not bad though. Can't let him show me up now can I? Another bot stepped closer to her and she instantaneously pulled it into a Phaselock with a cheeky smile on her lips. That's why you don't fuck with a Siren bitch. In one swift motion Maya sent the bot flying out the side of the train car.

"Agghhh, you crazy bitch! That was AWESOME!" Salvador screamed out, apparently she just barely missed him. Salvador now whips out two light machine guns and in what looks like a gun-filled rage massacres the rest of the bots in the car. "RAAAAAAWRRRRR! SUCK ON THIS YOU MOTHERFUCKIN ROBOTS!" Maya smiles again, he's pretty strong and his vocabulary is worlds above hilarious.

Suddenly it hit Maya, she hadn't seen Zer0 anywhere in the car. She made her way to the hole that she carved out just in time to see the assassin do his thing. Zer0 was just standing there as two Hyperion engineers made their way to him, one took a punch at him but Zer0 was gone. Out of nowhere Zer0 reappeared, stabbed one engineer in the back, somersaults over his friend and kicks the second onto the sword. Impressive.

Finally they all regroup at the master train car, Axton called them in to get ready to breach. Maya looked anxiously at everyone, this was too easy, she saw Salvador dual wielding again and Zer0 had his sword brandished.

"Alright, let's kill this son of a bitch!" Axton yelled as he kicked down the door. They all enter a dark red room, filled with dynamite and a man in the middle.

"It's cute that y'all think you're the heroes of this little adventure, but you're not. Welcome to Pandora, kiddos."

Oh shit.

*EXPLOSIOOOOOOOOOOOOOON* Sound effect courtesy of Mister Torgue

This is not going to be a good day for anyone.

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