In the French-English-Japanese Combo Of Doom, everyone was having lots of fun. Minikella was playing 'lets kill Tobi' with Deidara, IIC was playing 'Lets Fuck Up Kakuzu' with Hidan, Princess was playing 'Don't Get Eaten By Zetsu' with Kisame, Superkella was playing 'Steal The Sharingan' with Itachi (who didn't want to play) and Un Franais was playing 'World Domination' with Konan and Pein.
Superkella hid behind the couch and waited for Itachi to walk past. She sneakily looked over the couch to see IIC and Hidan, covered in blood and running in her direction. They were being chased by 7 long, black tentacles. Superkella squealed and ducked behind the couch. She closed her eyes and shielded her head with her arms. Hidan and IIC jumped over the couch and hid beside her. They were both panting and Hidan was missing an arm.
"Is he still there?" IIC asked as she turned to Hidan.
Hidan stared at her in confusion for a second.
"I'm not checking. You do it." He finally replied.
"Well I'm not checking. You're a guy. You do it." IIC said firmly.
"No, bitch! I'm not checking!" Hidan said angrily.
"DO IT HIDAN!" IIC yelled
"MAKE ME, YOU WHORE!"
"JUST DO IT, ASS HOLE!"
"NO! GO FUCK YOURSELF!"
"DIE MOTHER FUCKER!" IIC dove onto Hidan and they started having a battle.
The game 'Lets Fuck Up Kakuzu' was now 'Lets Fuck Up Each Other'.
Superkella rolled her eyes and continued looking for Itachi. Itachi was in the kitchen, telling Zetsu not to eat other people. Superkella knew this was her chance. She stole Hidan's scythe and ran towards Itachi. She swung the scythe around and hoped that she would hit him. She hit something. She looked at Itachi. He was fine, the scythe didn't hit him. She gulped and turned to Kisame. The scythe hadn't hit him. She turned to Zetsu. The scythe hadn't hit him, either. That left one person.
"MY FUCKING ARM!" Princess cried as he looked at the scythe.
Superkella lifted the scythe in the air with Princess still attached.
"OW! OW! STOP IT! PUT ME DOWN!" Princess yelled.
Superkella looked at him evilly.
"Alright, then." She said.
Superkella swung the scythe back and forward violently above her head until Princess went flying off. He smashed into Konan and fell to the floor. Superkella, IIC, Hidan, Un Franais, Minikella and Deidara all laughed and watched Princess get beaten up by Konan and Pein.
Konan and Pein let Princess go and he ran to his room. Everyone looked at Minikella expectantly. Minikella looked at everyone, confused.
"What?" She asked.
"You're his best friend. Go help him." Tobi said.
Minikella looked at everyone. They all nodded. She sighed and went to Princesses room. She knocked on the door. Nobody answered. She turned the doorknob. It was locked.
"Yo! Princess! It's Minikella! Let me in!" Minikella said as she knocked again.
Still no answer. Minikella punched the door as hard as she could. The door broke into little pieces. Minikella walked in as if nothing was wrong.
"Sup." She said as she sat next to Princess.
"Do you like it here?" Princess asked.
"Huh…?" Minikella asked.
"Do you like it here?"
"No… Your room's a shithole."
"Not my room. This group. The French-English-Japanese Combo Of Doom."
"Why?"
"I'm going to leave."
"What's wrong with it here?"
"Because we're younger, we get treated like crap."
"I don't."
"And we always get picked on and laughed at and-" Princess got interrupted.
"Princess, that's only you. I get treated just fine." Minikella said.
"…but…"
"Sorry, man." Minikella got up and headed for the door.
"I'll give you ice cream." Princess said from behind her.
Minikella froze. She turned around.
"I'm SO in!" She yelled.
Minikella and Princess stayed in his room and planned out their new group. Minikella didn't do much, she was only there for ice cream, but she did come up with the name. That is when Team Group was formed.
