As we got to the infamous boarding house I froze with my hand on the door listening to the heartbeats inside ensuring no unexpected surprises would jump out from behind the sofa, mainly Mikael. I recognised them immediately which meant while the place was safe although with the whole Scooby gang inside it should be fun to see their faces at my miraculous return after the last time i had visited. I stepped back to let Klaus get the door, and shuffled from foot to foot cranky from being stuck in a car with humans for so long without being allowed to rip out their throats which was becoming harder the longer i had to go without feeding. Removing the necklace had allowed my nature to come back and having the spell hide my vampire side also got rid of the hunger for blood, which was now coming back with a vengeance making Shane's carotid artery look incredibly nice.

"Maybe you should go in first considering you've tried to kill all of them and i don't feel like being stabbed in retaliation also id still gladly kill all of them." I smiled and he scowled at me despite the fact it was a completely logical thought, yet he still opened the door and walked in like he owned the place. He really should work on shrinking his head, I'm surprised it fit through the door, he walked straight past the Scooby gang and into Caroline's open arms ignoring the disgusted look the dopplengager and the Salvatore's shot them. Then came Matt and Rebekah who both blushed before hugging and sitting down together, ah puppy love. They both ignored the glare Caroline directed there way. I quickly stepped around Elijah who stood with a bored expression on his face no doubt hating how his life now revolved around children, i could hear the gasp that came from Caroline i promptly ignored it choosing to pull Kol with me to lean against the wall and shot a smirk at the blue eyed brother. At least someone looked pleased to see me.

"Salve filia reginae." It meant hello princess in Latin after an incident with mistaken identity and a prince still set on speaking a dead language. I nodded at him and grinned just as barbie vampire launched herself at me, snarling as if being attacked by a child was supposed to scare me, I stepped casually to the side allowing her to crash into the wall face first, pulling a laugh out of Kol. Although Rebekah refused to laugh for fear of upsetting Matt i could see her grin. I managed to grab her by the throat before she could get attempt round two and slammed her face first into the floor, enjoying the noise her head smashing onto a hard surface brought me. My fangs brushed her neck and she froze knowing i wouldn't hesitate to rip out her pretty little throat if i felt like it,

"I suggest you stay still Barbie or else I'll have to punish you, my brothers soft spot for you doesn't extend to me I'm afraid." I stepped back let her go snorting as she jumped behind Klaus and began cowering, i just grinned. My brother on the other hand scowled as if i was scared of him and cuddled his pansy ass girlfriend into his side.

"Being a vampire becomes you Elena, but honestly your immortal you could at least update your wardrobe and maybe your morals, you've still got that whole goody two shoes vibe going on its not really as attractive as you seem to think. Ask Katherine for tips on how to be more slutty I'm sure shed love to teach you."

"You have no right to take to me you vampire slut." She was crying and really not intimidating at all. Shane moved forwards and I rolled my eyes at the overprotective dog routine,

"You have no right to talk to her like that she's done nothing wrong!"

"She murdered my mother for fun and then tried to force me to spy on her brother for her, if you don't think thats wrong there is something seriously wrong with you." He looked at me eyes widening at the little fact, it wasn't even close to the worst things i had done, imagining his face if he ever found out made me snort then shrug instead of answering the question in his eyes.

There was a knock at the door which pretty much surprised everyone if the looks on their faces were anything to go off, except for kol who just grinned and casually opened it,

"I got you a welcome home present i think you'd appreciate more a necklace." he chuckled slightly at the end and moved out of the way to let two young girls walk through the door one of which was dressed as a maid and the other a cop, i say dressed i mean they were most likely strippers with tiny bits of cloth hinting to what they were supposed to be, i snorted quickly before sitting the maid on the couch and straddling her not really caring wether or not everyone agreed with my dinner choices or if they didn't appreciate me killing people in their house, which was sort of double standard considering one of said people had murdered his "uncle" who owned said house inside of it.

"Claire what are you doing?"

"You're marginally smart Shane figure it out, and its Kadence."

Not giving her anytime to reply i allowed my fangs to come out and i buried them in the soft skin of her neck, the bliss i felt as the sweet liquid began running down my throat was unparalleled.I'm pretty sure everyone heard my moan and at least the vampires could hear how quickly the girls heartbeat was slowing down, Michael coughed clearly uncomfortable with the girls soon to be death,

"Um maybe you should stop now or soon you know, before you doing anything drastic like kill her."

I paid no attention to him as her head fell onto my shoulder and she began to lose consciousness, eventually she shuddered through her last painful breath as i pulled my fangs out of her now empty body sighing at the thought of my meal being over, i really needed to feed more often. I wiped the stray drop of blood from the corner of my mouth and sucked it off my finger removing myself from the lifeless body which dropped forward and rolled onto the floor. I enjoyed the noise it made but turning back to the disgusted looks from the Scooby gang i could tell i was the only one. Kol's face however looked overjoyed as he let his own hooker corpse drop to the floor.

Another young girl appeared from the doorway where shed clearly been waiting like a good little pet for Kol to give her some sort of order, she looked younger than the whores only about 18 or 19 but judging by the way she was scantily clad and winked at my youngest brother before grabbing the first body she had been compelled to be his pet. He didn't seem to bored of her yet going by the way he was staring at her bent over she could even make it to the end of the week if she was lucky, then again with Kol nothing was ever certain.

I quickly walked over to the oldest Salvatore sitting in his lap and ignoring his huff of indignation, noticing he still wrapped his arms around my waist, i quickly grabbed the glass of Bourbon from his hand before scanning the room and noticing the uncomfortable looks on everyones faces even Klaus and Elijah looked awkward, myself and Kol however looked at ease and the looks on the Morganville gangs faces almost made me burst out laughing at them.

The looks everyone was shooting me ranged from terrified to angry then back to amused in my siblings case, they were trying to hide it to avoid upsetting their human pets but i knew them too well, at some point they had all hated the group of children sat around them and dating them didn't crush the feeling it merely muted it. I decided as one of the oldest i should probably be the mature one and get rid of the tense silence that surround the room,

"Look I know at one point I would have liked nothing more than to rip out the heart of each and everyone of you just because i was bored, but I'm a better person now, I've reflected on my actions and decided i could've handled things better. Barbie please accept my greatest apologies for brutally murdering your mother when i could've just picked up the phone. I believe we should all just put our past behind us especially seeing as how were practically related now," i managed to shoot her a poisonous grin noticing how she flinched the rest of the Scooby gang and even my siblings might be buying into my nice act but she could tell i was just playing the part and by the grin on Kol's face he knew to, "So lets all just be civil and get alone, ok?"

I used my puppy dog eyes when i had finished trying to appear apologetic despite the fact i had greatly enjoyed killing Caroline's mother and i would do it again in a heartbeat given the chance, yet everyone seemed to buy it for some reason all nodding and smiling at me like this was some scene from the freaking breakfast club or something. Ugh no wonder people kept trying to kill them they were sickeningly naive.

Klaus must have some sort of sense as to when his bitch was going to go postal because he quickly stuck his tongue down her throat stopping her from calling me on my utter bullshit. I noticed how out of place Shane, Eve and Michael looked and i decided it was probably time to retire to the mansion i knew my brother would've no doubt bought, he always was obsessed in living in luxury even if it made it easier to be tracked down by daddy dearest. I could live anywhere so long as it had some good alcohol a few snacks and a large bath i could spend hours in.

I got up to tell everyone we should leave when i heard the rustling outside and the sound of a plant pot smashing, i froze trying to strain my hearing to get anymore hints about who would be hiding outside a house filled with vampire. The other vampires in the room had heard the noise as well all stopping and the humans caught on fast everyone freezing. One thought came to mind about the identity of the peeping tom we had gathered but the thought of voicing it made me feel queasy, my brother on the other hand didn't have this problem.

"Mikael."