So, I'm going to use human names when they are in the human world and talking to each other, but when they aren't it's going to be their country name.
Roderich = Austria
Vash = Switzerland
Lili = Liechtenstein
Elizaveta = Hungary
Yong Soo = Korea
Katyusha/Kat = Ukraine
Tino = Finland
Belward = Sweden
Mathais = Denmark
Gibert = Prussia
Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia!
I have no idea why Korea would be talking to me, we only have talked a few times, well not really talked by a hello every once in a while... Well, whenever he is bugging his "brothers" when I am around. Which isn't often. Surprised and confused as I am, I finally said, "Hello Korea." Before France came and put his disgusting arm around my shoulders. Why does he just randomly come up to me like that?
"Bonjour Monsieur Austria and Monsieur Korea. How are you guys doing?" France said, with a devilish grin. I hate it when he uses his French, it makes him even more annoying then he is! Where is Hungary when I need her.
"I am very fine. Thank you for asking." I replied, trying not to sound annoyed.
"I am fine too! But I need to talk to Austria privately." Korea all a sudden got all serious, I assume. Because France backed away immediately. Odd, Korea is much younger then both of us, but yet France seemed... Threatened? By the most annoying and youngest Asian nation! He's like a mini-France of Asia! I am shocked.
"Okay, take your time." France said with a wink, before disappearing. I lifted my eyebrow at Korea
"Well, first." Korea started. "Let's go shopping!" He exclaimed, then grabbed my hand dragging me along. Why does he want to go shopping?
"W-wait!" But he didn't stop. Sigh, for a small and young nation, he sure is strong. Guess I'll go shopping with Korea... In Russia... Wait, why go shopping in Russia! It's seriously freezing cold and we don't know any Russian! Well, I don't that is. I don't know about Korea though, considering Russia is always with China, and Korea is always bugging China... It's pretty confusing, but Germany said not to worry about it. Right now, I'm worring about not freezing to death! Or getting killed by Korea. Whichever one comes first, probably getting killed by Korea.
"We are here!" Korea yelled. "Hi Katyusha!" He said waving at a lady with really, really big breasts. Are they fake? Because they are really... Oh wait, that's Ukraine! Dear god, I hope Russia can't read minds. Or I'll be dead for sure.
"Hello Yong Soo! How are you! Oh, and hello Roderich!" She replied with a warm smile. Hm, I wonder how she is related to Belarus and Russia... No I don't actually.
"Hello Ms Katyusha." I said formally. What else am I suppose to do? I barely know her!
"How are you and Vash?" She asked. WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO SAY! That we are only friends? Wait, we aren't even friends! Gah!
"They aren't dating Kat." Korea replied for me, with a serious tone. How would he know! And what's with the serious tone...?
"Oh they aren't? I heard from Elizaveta that they are. I'm sorry Roderich! I didn't know!" She cried. Now I can see why Russia says she's a big baby.
"It's okay, Elizaveta has her own world. Now, shall we go shopping?" I smiled, hoping she would stop crying.
"I DON'T HAVE MONEY AND IS IN DEBT TO LITTLE BROTHER!" She cried even harder.
"It's okay Kat! I'll pay for everything!" Korea comforted her. She only shook her head.
"No! I don't want to be in even more debt! And I don't want to use you!" She sobbed. Okay, I wish she was A LITTLE like her younger siblings. Just a little...
"Don't worry about it Kat! I invited you here so I shall pay! Now lets go!" He yelled. She nodded and I just followed. I really hate using human names... The only person who I really got use to was Switzerland... Okay, and Hungary, but not as much as with Switzerland... STOP THINKING ABOUT THAT! Just enjoy Ukraine and Korea's company. Yeah, just enjoy shopping... And spending money... WAIT! I'M NOT GOING TO SPEND CASH! KOREA BETTER BE PAYING FOR ME TOO!
"You should try this on!" Ukraine insisted. I tried to deny but Korea agreed with her and I just couldn't say no to both of them. Plus, I didn't want to upset her so I did. As I in the dressing room, I noticed what she picked out. It looked like something you would find in Prussia's or even England's closet. Yes, he has a secret stash of his old punk wear. I stared at the clothes. Are they serious. This is not what a sophisticated young man like myself would wear. Ever.
"Do they fit?" I hear Ukraine asking. Sigh, guess that I will put them on.
"One second." I replied. First, the pants. Which are tight on me! How could someone wear these skinny jeans! The shirt is at least a decent, it is a button up plaid shirt. Next, the... scarf? Why do I have a belt if these jeans are for sure not comming off? Oh wait, I've seen Prussia let it hang... Arm warmers? Well, it is cold in Russia. For a poor lady, she sure has a weird taste in clothes. Hungary hasn't even tried to get me to wear something like this! "Okay I'm done" I shouted, then walked out. Korea looked shocked and started to... Blush? Do I really look that stupid! Ukraine just gave me a a big smile.
"They look so good on you!" She squealed. Korea nodded, covering his mouth. I glared at him. I do look stupid.
"If I look stupid, you can just tell me, Yong Soo." I hissed.
"Y-you look great, I p-promise." He mumbled. I rolled my eyes and went back into the dressing "room".
"Well I'm changing out of it." I scowled. I knew I looked stupid.
As soon as I got done chaning back into my normal clothes, Ukraine piled more clothes on me! Korea just added to the pile too!
"Let's go pay!" Korea shouted, pulling me to the cashier.
"Wait! What! I'm not going to buy these!" I screamed. Really, I'm NEVER going to wear these... CLOTHES!
"Silly. You aren't paying for them, Korea is! Plus, you look great in them" Ukraine kindly said to me, but I still think it's foolish.
We were in a dress shop. They better not try to put me in a stupid dress! Yes I wear a corset, but not a dress! Oh wait, I think we are here for Ukraine... facepalm. I wonder if she can even fit in any dresses with those... MONSTEROUS breasts!...
"What do you guys think?" Ukraine asked blushing while walking out slowly in a short, halter light blue dress that matches her eye colour, even though it made her breast look bigger then EVER, she really did look good in it.
"Stunning." I smiled at her, she deserves to look beautiful and be happy.
"CUTE!" Korea squealed? While running to hug her...
"Thanks! But this dress is very expensive..." She pouted, while looking at the price tag.
"So? I'm still paying! I spend more money on kimchi then that dress costs times ten!" Korea told us. Wait, WHAT! How much kimchi...? Does that kid... erm teen... uh, nation eat! And where is he getting all of this money! Yes, we nations make a lot of money but... At that moment a very attractive girl walked out of the closest dressing room in a very short, violet tube dress, that is cut up on the back. She was about 5'6, slender, had short light blonde hair, violet-blue eyes, a cross hair pin... WAIT THAT'S NORWAY! I think I just died a little. All a sudden 4 more people walked out... Iceland, Denmark, Sweden, and Finland. I just died even more. Why are they in dresses?
"You guys look so hot! Kesesese" I heard someone yell. I assume it is Prussia from that annoying laugh.
"I know right? I look hotter then you though!" Denmark yelled at Prussia... Who was also wearing a dress. WHY ARE THEY WEARING DRESSES! I finally looked away and noticed the song Bad Romance was playing. Why must they play thise sort of music in Russia? Disgusting. I tried to ignore the idiots over there, not wanting to know why they were in dresses until Finland came up to me.
"Hi Roderich!" He smiled kindly.
"Hello Tino." I tried not to stare at the dress he was wearing.
"You probably want to know why we are in dresses... Denmark and Prussia black mailed us into wearing them." He explained.
"Ah. That isn't a surprise." I mumbled, Finland nodded.
"Well, at least we talked them out of putting on female lingerie. Even though I would love to see Belward in that!" He whispered. I stood there shocked as he walked away laughing. I just died, for the 3rd time in under 10 minutes. Male nations in female lingerie! What idiots.
We were paying for Ukraines dresses, which I must admit I would never think there would be so many that fits her. The Nordics and Prussia were still putting on dresses, or Prussia and Denmark making them put on dresses and pose for pictures while they have a "Who's sexier" contest. As we headed out the door, I ran into someone. "Oof. Sorry!" I apologized, but that person started yelling.
"WATCH WHERE YOU ARE GOING!" He screamed.
"Calm down big brother." A sweet voice said. I looked up to see Switzerland and Liechtenstein. What a surprise. No really, it's a surprise.
"What are you guys doing here?" I asked.
"Shopping for a nice dress for Liechtenstein's birthday." He scowled.
"I told you we didn't have to though big brother!" She defended herself.
"Well, nice running into you guys. I recommend a different shop unless you like seeing nations in drag." I told them. Switzerland all a sudden grabbed his gun.
"We are going to get going now! Bye Vash, bye Lili!" Korea mumbled, dragging me along. What is his problem? Afraid to get shot?
"Wait!" Switzerland yelled, but Korea kept pulling. Until he shot at us. We looked at him as he came towards us, frozen.
"I said wait." He hissed.
"We got to go." Korea hissed back. Woah, is this really Korea?
"What do you want Vash." I sighed.
"I wanted to ask you something. Alone." He said, glaring at Korea. I nodded, Korea only hesitated to let go. We walked a few feet away when he began to talk.
"So there is a rumour going around that we are dating." He began.
"I didn't start it." I replied, "Why? Have a problem with a silly rumour?" I smirked.
"Yes. I do not like the idea of people thinking we are dating." My heart just shattered.
"Well it's not my fault." I whispered. He leaned closer to me, until our noses touched.
"I wasn't finished talking." He said. "I was saying, I don't like-"
"Hey Gilbert! Look at those lovey dovey people over there!" A guy yelled.
"Keseses. Mathias, I think you are right! Take a picture!" Another guy replied. I looked up and scowled at Denmark and Prussia. Switzerland oly pushed me away.
"We are not a couple, nor will ever be. I was just saying if the rumour continues to spread, I will hunt Roderich down." Switzerland said, walking away with Liechtenstein. My heart is in a million pieces. I thought he was going to say something else.
"Woah, dude I'm sorry!" Denmark yelled.
"Look what you did Mathais!" Prussia said.
"Whatever. Mind your own business next time." I spat. Walking towards Korea and Ukraine.
"Are you okay?" Ukraine asked, while I played with my drink replaying what happened with Switzerland. What a fool I am.
"Yeah, I guess." I mumbled, not really knowing what to say.
"No you aren't." She stated. I looked up at her. "I'm going to go get another drink, and when I get back you are going to tell me what's the matter, da?" She smiled sweetly, but I shivered. She just sounded like Russia. I nodded as she walked away.
"It's because of Vash isn't it?" Korea said. I stayed quiet. "I don't see what you see in him." He whispered, I looked at him confused. "Honestly, if he doesn't appreciate you, then why do you keep trying!" He yelled at me.
"W-what are you talkin about!" I stuttered. He's acting really strange.
He looked me in the eyes, and whispered softly, "It hurts that you don't know."
Yay! I got this chapter done! Even though it's short... -Cries- Lol I couldn't stop laughing xD I really wanna see them in dresses! And Punk!Austria? Hm, I think I just got a nosebleed! Hehe. What do you guys think? Should I finish the story? It's going to be a long-ish story I promise though! With a lot more messed up love pairings! Hehe I feel bad for Korea. Clueless Austria. What do you think is going to happen? :o Comment!^-^ Anyways, bye! And Happy Friday the 13th :3