A/n: Amusing. It's March. Short update to show I haven't died in vain yet.

March 23

The lights flickered quickly as Naruto began to see spots. He rubbed his eyes a few times. "Can we please stop?" He was beginning to whine, making him look even more appealing as the camera was lowered.

"Let me upload these and we'll see what happens next." She grabbed the laptop from the desk behind her and jumped onto the bed next to Naruto who only frowned until Ino promised to make him dinner.

Naruto began watching Ino as she put the memory card into an adapter and the pictures came up on the screen. They were all of Naruto and her, being silly at some points, then at others trying to be well…sexy. Including the fact that Naruto was dressed up as a Lolita in some of them, and other facts such as him posing nude with some of the most meticulous items around him (bears, handcuffs, and at one point even a whip). It only made him blush at the responses he'd get. Being a new internet sensation over night took some time, but because there were a million perverts over the internet that would pay for this shit, it made the job easier.

'Was this really the plan Ino had?' It was Naruto's recurring thought. Why in God's name did Ino want him to be a porn star…or was that really the name, maybe it was just an idol. Where he was selling himself to pay Sasuke back, and his boss. So he could stay in America…but this was Ino's plan, not his new husbands. Sasuke didn't want him to stay here and maybe Ino was planning to make Sasuke want it. Want Naruto with all the passion and lack for goodwill he had. Maybe Ino could videotape that as well.

"Look at this…" Ino's voice came, distracting Naruto for a brief second. It was a note attached to a picture of Naruto where he had been arched back when a whip touched him. "If you really want to become famous, do some more of that…masochism." She scrolled down, another comment. "I think if you did a live stream on your site, you could get even more viewers. I know a guy." She closed her laptop when she heard Sasuke open the door.

"This is where you two were…" He crossed his arms, not seeming ecstatic about the idea of them together. Ino was easily jealous of the "women" in Sasuke's life.

"Sorry…we were working on something." She crawled off the bed and ran upstairs to make dinner for them.

Naruto grabbed the memory card and put it back in the video camera, he contemplating the idea of doing it…What the man had suggested. And on the live stream he could do whatever he wanted…any sexual deed possible and Ino could always provide him with the tools he needed…

"Are you going to stay here?" He turned on the main lights of the lower floor bedroom. He tried not to feel shocked when he saw Naruto had only been wearing a long t-shirt. He didn't want to feel vulnerable…he wasn't going to have sex with almost a complete stranger to his homeland.

"Yeah…I'm going to watch movies with Ino…if that's okay…"

"Sure, sure. I'm going to get some work done…so don't get into any trouble with her. I don't really want to know what you're doing down here." He turned back and went upstairs.

Naruto sighed, moving from the bed and quickly going to lock the door. He set the camera back up on the table, angling it down as he sat, grabbing the box Ino had given him to use in the photos. There were a myriad of dildos and other sex toys in it, and it would only help him in the end. He turned on the camera, linking it to a feed on the computer like Ino had showed him how to do. He waited until the man who had commented him came online.

"I'm starting the show."