Disclaimers: I do not own RWBY. If I did… well Jaune would still be the same tbh now that I think about it. He'd just be more of a troll or more of a smart ass. I have a soft spot for under dogs that are clever in their own ways.
Jaune woke up to the sound of people. The only thing that wakes him when he doesn't want to, considering he never really had to wake up on time for anything unless someone in his family wants him to.
Nonetheless, he woke to the sounds of a female talking about sloths… the irony that a subject about being a sloth would wake him up.
Jaune slowly pushed the wall off of him, temporarily remembering as to why he was sleeping under one in the first place and looked up to see an orange haired female zooming around a boy clad in green with a pink streak in his hair.
He thought about it for a moment and decided to stay far away from them.
"Never again." He thought. "I'm not repeating that mistake again"
The golden haired boy backed out slowly, making sure to not even let his presence be known by the duo.
He decided to go and get himself some food. Naturally, with Beacon being a famous school, the pancakes he got weren't poisonous.
Nothing interesting really happened until he went to find his locker.
"This is a boring and dull morning for a first day at such a prestigious school…" Jaune thought numbly.
When suddenly his gendars pinged.
"There's a disturbance in the genders…" Jaune thought to himself as his natural instincts made him gravitate to the location of where 2 females were.
One was a female clad in white and a scary glint in her eyes. She seemed like a rich person, one of which he would deem as a "princess" naturally. Though she seemed like the snooty type if Jaune's experience with the "higher class" told him anything.
The other person of the female variety was beautiful if he could put words into it as simple as that. She looked like a female Spartan with assets. Jaune liked assets. She also has beautiful red hair, the color of blood… Jaune instantly took a liking of her. Of course, the lessons his Dad taught him (which were the only ones he ever truly learned beyond his basic fighting) of female interactions made him real mindful as to how to approach a female.
Real mindful as in he walked up to them without any knowledge as to what they were talking about, but pretended to know of the subject and start winging it from there.
"Yeah, I agree, that is indeed a very good idea… person…" He faked horribly.
The 2 females looked up at him with either confusion or irritation. You should be able to tell which did which.
"Um, excuse me, do you know who you are talking to?" The white haired princess typed female asked.
"A person of the female variety…" Jaune blandly answered.
"Are you serious right now?" She asked, clearly shocked.
"…2 people of the female variety…?" Jaune corrected himself.
The red head giggled as she spectated what was surely going to be equivalent to nuking the school.
"This is Pyrrha Nikos, who graduated at the top of Sanctum" She stated to Jaune.
"Yes, because I am going to pay attention to what happens in other schools, using the time I could be using to fight people to know stuff about people I might never meet." Jaune stated dully.
Who has time to pay attention about to who was the teacher's pet in another school when you can be out attempting to crush the pride and body of other people?
"She also won the Mistral Regional Tournament 3 times in a row, a new record." The girl listed, seeing that he seems to like battle, so she switched to a topic about something he might be interested in.
"Oh, I never watch tournaments or ever really pay attention to any of them. I'd much rather be doing my own fighting than waste time paying attention to things that won't really benefit me, but hey congratulations Miss Nikos." He said to the Spartan female.
"Why thank you, it wasn't much." She said smiling.
"Oh my dust, she's on the front of every Pumpkin Pete's Cereal Box!" Weiss said in an outrage.
At the mention of that, Jaune snapped his fingers and pointed at Pyrrha.
"Now I remember you! I used to get that cereal all the time to get free toys and potentially give myself diabetes!" The young Arc stated.
Pyrrha covered her mouth with her hand and let out a soft giggle as the unnamed girl face palmed.
"How did you even get into this school with the knowledge you have?!" She asked, annoyed.
"Well, I can fight and I know stuff like red dust makes fire. Not to mention every other question that wasn't an intellectual question was about how to fight." Jaune answered. "It's not hard to write down "You kill the Grimm by cutting its head off" in more than one way." He ended blank faced.
"With that logic, I seriously doubt that you'll be anything more than cannon fodder." The girl stated coldly.
"If I had a dollar for every time I heard that, I would be able to afford clothes on the same quality as yours, Miss High Class." Jaune said smirking.
Outraged the girl left the room, not wanting to be near the blonde for another 5 seconds.
"And thus, Jaune Arc managed to make another person rage quit for the 37th time in a row… oh yeah…" Jaune said to himself, clearly proud.
Pyrrha tilted her head in confusion as to what just occurred.
One minute she was talking about joining a team with the heiress of Schnee co., then a blonde boy comes in and annoys her until she leaves. Not to mention he seemed pretty happy about doing so.
Before the boy can leave, she stopped him for a moment, remembering what the girl said.
"Hey, I think you'd be an excellent addition to any team." She said, truly meaning it after what she witnessed.
Why not? He had a sense of humor and seems to be able to handle his own well enough.
Jaune tilted his head and looked at the Regionals winner.
"Oh, thanks." He said before smiling sadly. "Too bad I don't like working with people too much. I'm too much of a terrible person to be able to work with any team."
"What why?" Pyrrha blinked.
"Because…" Jaune said before their surroundings started to turn darker. "I like messing with people too much and the things I do will make sure that anyone who goes against me or what I do will not have fun…" Jaune said chuckling evilly.
"Naturally, my team will try to stop me from what I love to do… and they will regret it…" Jaune smiled menacingly before laughing evilly.
"…" Pyrhha stared at him for a few seconds, before coming to the conclusion. "You don't go out much do you?"
"…"
"…"
"I'm just going to go to my locker now…"
"You do that…"
And that is the end of chapter 3. Some more character development for Jaune since everyone already knows how every other character should be. So sorry for updating so late, I don't have a laptop anymore and I have resorted to borrowing other people's laptops to do anything internet related… QQ
But you guys don't care as long as a chapter comes out… oh well