I have never been so tempted to flame someone in my life.
Perhaps it's that I'm tired, or perhaps it's that I really am a rabid Sakura-fangirl, but your insult of her ticks me off.
I'm only going to keep reading because your summary seemed interesting, so I'll keep reading for now and see where it takes us.
Rei: oo Um… yeah. Please don't hurt Rei. Rei just doesn't like Sakura. It's okay if you're one, Rei won't insult you, but… um… please don't come after Rei. ;-;
Sakura: SHANNARO! Finally someone who adores me!
Naruto: What about me? T-T Sakura-chaaan.
Rei: -pats naruto's head- It's okay. Sakura will realize someday.
Owo I'm the only one reviewing so far...REVIEW DAMMIT PEOPLE!
Gaara: Of course I'm not scared of you. Why would I be:3
Ino: But, he's older than you, so how could it be possible that he copied you? Plus, it looks better on him. :D
Shikamaru: If it was one choice I'd have to ask the question, "Temari or Temari?" and that'd be no fun. X3
Rei: Yosh, slap Ino. Oh, and...Talking in the third person's fun. :D
Peoples other than me reading this: REVIEW! ASK QUESTIONS! DON'T MAKE ME BE THE ONLY ONE! Please?
Rei: ARIGATOU GOZAIMASU, SHADOW-SAMA FOR REVIEWING. Shadow-sama, WTF does periodrawr mean again? Rei knows that Gaara is periodrawr though.
Gaara: Shukaku?
Ino: D: But… He wore his hair different before Akatsuki?
Shikamaru: Fun is a drag. Most of the time. Temari or Temari is a good, easy question.
Rei: -slaps Ino- Sorry Ino. Shadow-sama made Rei do it. Otherwise you're okay.
Ino: I AM:'D
Rei: Uh, sure. AND OF COURSE IT IS! That's why Rei does it. Now if Rei said, 'I know that Gaara is periodrawr' isn't that boring? Yes it is.
And YES, PLEASSEEEE REVIEW. PRESS THE SEXY LITTLE BUTTION SAYING REVIEW AND GO, PLZTHX.