**MAJOR SPOILER ALERT**

Truths

Me: ED, AL! who is scarier: Izumi or Olivier?

Ed & Al: look at each other

Al: that's hard.

Ed: Izumi, defo. Armstrong is just creepy. She scares me alot. Yeah she has a sword but then teacher will kill you if you make her coffee too weak.

Me: Natsu, Gajeel, Wendy, Sting, and Rogue!

Ds: Yes Author-Chan?

Me: turned to readers this is as MASSIVE spoiler from Fairy tail 2014 at the end of the Tartous arc don't read this question if to don't want it spoiled. Now that that is over. Turned back to the Dragon slayers How shocked were all of you when you discovered that your dragons parents were inside you this entire time? Also, how sad were you when you saw them die?

Ds: ...

Wendy: seeing Grandeeny (correct me I don't know if that's how it's spelt) again was amazing but, then for her to die. I wanted to have much more time with her. She hadn't completely trained me. I had moves I wanted to learn. Breaks down crying

Rouge: basicly what she said.

Sting: nodds same here

Erik/Cobra: I didn't have a Dragon but I'm betting the feeling I experienced when I lost Cuebellios is kinda the same as you.

Ds: glares at Erik

Me: Ikkaku!

Ikkaku: turns around WHAT?

Me: why do you not want people to know you can use bankai?

Yumichika: I don't like his banki, it's not beautiful, like Rur'iro Kujaku (I think that is his Shikai) It's big and bulky and more importantly UGLY AS HELL

Ikkaku & Me: NOBODY ASKED YOU!

Ikkaku: Because people will bother me by trying to make me become a captain and I don't want that if fine with a 3rd seat.

Me: That's boring.

Dares

Me: ROYYYYYYY! Runs to the office

Roy: Yes? Turns around

Me: have you seen Ed anywhere?

Roy: He's in the dining hall why?

Me: I dare him to drink milk.

Roy: But he drinks milk all the time.

Me: Not talking about your sex life

Roy: smirks I still wanna see that

Me: LET'S GO runs to the dining hall

Roy: follows

Me: OH EDWARD!

Ed: What do you want, smirks, pipsqueak? (Ed is around 180 on the Wiki and I'm only 160 so I decided to get him to make fun of my height)

Me: growls, looks up.
Ed: grins
Me: remembers the dare I dare you to drink an gallon of milk

Ed: Jaw drops NO! I REFUSE!

Everyone: DRINK MILK! DRINK MILK!

Ed: STOP CHANTING

Chef: dumps a huge of milk in front of Ed

Me&Roy: smirks

Al: Brother where are you?

Ed: drinks ALL of the jug (it's one of those really big ones its like 6 liters or something. Its big)

Al: BROTHER! IS EVERYTHING OK?! YOU'RE DRINKING MILK!

Me: grins I'M OUT

Me: Lucy!

Lucy: Yes?

Me: I dare you to tell Scorpio what Aquarius is REALLY like when he is not around.

Lucy: fine, but SHE'LL KILL ME

Buccaneer: did she give a dare?

Lucy: yup. Wait, you aren't even in this anime!

Buccaneer: she did the same to me. Told me to slap Olivia, my spine STILL hurts. Walks off

Me: C'mon summon Scorpio

Lucy: fine. Summons Scorpio

Scorpio: Hey Lucy, why did you summon me? Who do I need to beat up?

Lucy: you don't have to beat up anyone. I want to tell you about Aquarius. Looks at Dova

Me: grins how she really is.
Lucy: She's really mean, she tosses death threats at me ALL the time. She's so TWO-FACED

Aquarius: LUCY! Appears WHAT ARE YO- sees Scorpio oh hello Scorpio in the cutest voice possible. Makes a face so cute you'll puke rainbows

Scorpio: nothing just talking to Lucy. Let's go goes back to the spirit realm

Aquarius: follows

Me: Well. I don't want to see the aftermath runs away

Me: IS EVERYONE HERE?! Goes through the list of characters yup ok every one ELFMAN AND ELFMAN COME UP TO THE STAGE

Edolas Elfman: but I'm scared cries
Elfman: BE A MAN!

Edolas Lucy: pushed Edolas Elfman up the stairs JUST DO IT ALREADY

Elfman: he's not man

Edolas Elfman: I'm not a man. Cries

Me: face palms NAB, EDOLAS NAB gestures them over

Nab: goes into the stage

Edolas Nab: follows

Nab: you actually do work?

Edolas Nab: HOW DO YOU NOT WORK?!

Nab: ... I'm jealous. You have abs

Me: JUVIA AND JUVIA!

Edolas Juvia: You like that freak Gray?

Gray: I AM NOT A FREAK jumps up

Edolas Juvia: Sees Gray topless HE'S SO HOT!

Edolas Gray: If I take off all my coats you'll like me?

Juvia: faints From all the Gray's

Edolas gray: takes off coats to his shirt and starts taking his shirt off.

Edolas Juvia: faints

Cana: HEY I'M OUT OF SAKE!

Edolas Cana: Sake? Alcohol? I'd never even touch Alcohol

Cana: YOU'VE NEVER HAD SAKE?!

Edolas Cana: Nope

Cana: hands Edolas Cana sake

Edolas Cana: drinks Yum!

Cana: competition? Points to barrel of Sake

Edolas Cana: Yup

Edolas Cans & Cana: run off
Lucy: I'll get the vomit buckets

Me: runs around the serite (A/N i didn't know how to spell this.) Sees Byuakua BYUAKUA!

Byakua: turns around how many times has i told you to call me 'Captain Kuchki?'

Me: counts on fingers I think the last time I was 116. Anyway can you summon Senbonzakura for me?

Byuakua: sighs. Summons Senbonzakura

Senbonzakura: what?!

Me: I dare you to take your mask off for 2 WHOLE CHAPTERS

Senbonzakura: OH HELL NO!

Me: It's a dare Sebon-San

Sebonzakura: Do not call me -San

Me: Take it off Sebonzakura. Grabs the Mask and nearly pulls it off.

Byuakua: restraints Senbonsakura

Senbonsakura: What are you doing Byuakua?!

Byuakua: I want to see your face. Even I haven't seen it

Me: grins

Senbonsakura: gulps as mask falls

Byuakua & Me: jaws drop

Byuakua: grabs senbonsakura's wrist

Me: confused

Senbonsakura: BYUAKUA?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

Me: sees bulge in Byuakua's pants. Grins.

Sorry I COMPLETELY forgot about this fic. I've had weird inspiration to write some fics that I'm not going to post but I have been writing. I've also been watching One Piece, Noragami, Angel beats and reading a lot of Gratsu.