HEY PEOPLE!!! I'm back. And I brought coffee. YAY!!! This is my latest one-shot and I hope you all like it. Once again, I'm not Stephenie Meyers. (cries)

"Bella Shows Off Her Moves"

When the movie ended Esme clapped as did and Carlisle. Emmett and Jasper made cat call whistles which Emmett of course got hit over the head for. Jasper in the mean time was rewarded with a kiss. When I looked back at Edward all he could say was "wow". I still ended up blushing. By the end of it all Rosalie was last to comment.

"And you didn't bother to invite me?!" Everyone laughed at that.

"Maybe next time." I joked to Rosalie. Her eyes instantly lighted. Then she said,

"There's going to be a next time?!" in a very excited voice. Right as I was about to answer, Alice went into a vision, and then came out of it laughing so loud I'm pretty sure the entire town could hear it.

"What's so funny Alice?" I asked. This is either very good, or very bad.

"You'll see. In about… 3, 2, and…" My cell phone rang causing me to jump and land on my butt on the floor. "One." Alice said while smiling brightly. It was an instant message from Angela. So I decided to open it up to read. (A/N: Anything I write in bold here is a message. KEEP READING!!!)

Angela- That was so fun!!! But now I'm sore. Wanna do something else tonight?

Angela was probably using her e-mail for this. So I just texted back.

Bella- I no!!! What do u wanna do? Im game ;D

Angela- WOW!!! You take forever. Glad you agreed to come. I was thinking that we could go to the new dance club off of 101 near the National Park. You can invite anyone else to come with you too. I'm bringing Ben (obviously). WRITE FASTER!!!

I asked everyone around the room real quick if they wanted to come too. Edward, of course decided to come with me. Always such a good boyfriend. Alice agreed enthusiastically which must have rubbed off onto Jasper because he smiled a huge grin. Rosalie and Emmett of course would never be left out, so they're coming too.

Bella- Cullens wanna come w/ me 2.

Alice decided to steal my cell phone right then for some reason. She of course being able to text faster than me probably set everything up for us by now.

"So, Edward. Are you ready to dance? I'm pretty sure that it'll be lots of fun." Edward got this surprised look on his face after I said that.

"I was under the impression that you didn't like to dance very much" he replied back while smiling his crooked grin. The one I love so much and could swoon over everyday for the rest of my life.

"I don't like DANCES. I never said that I COULDN'T dance though. Besides… MY moves are too good for a high school dance anyways." I could dance. You're looking at a girl who busted into the business just like that. I guess its spill time for Alice once we get to Angela's house.

"And where might have you obtained these moves?" Edward said with the smile gone. Just a furrowed brow. "I was under the impression that we didn't have secrets." He said with mock hurt in his voice.

"We don't have secrets. Just… a few things being post- poned." The innocent smile on my face must have been too much for him.

"Pleeease tell me."

"No"

"Please"

"No"

"Pleeease"

"Fine" And I huffed out.

"Really?" Even he must have known that that was too easy.

"No" And then an even bigger smirk appeared on my face. "Alice… COME ON! WE GOTTA GO NOW!!!"

Alice was by my side in a second running for the door with me at her side. Once we were in the car at a safe distance I yelled out the window Edwards answer.

"Try Google!!!" When I saw the look on his face I just cracked up. We were half way to Angela's house by the time I completely settled down.

"So what exactly is on Google that Edward would want to see?" Alice teased.

"Why, his answer of course." I'm not very good at this cryptic stuff.

"Hey Alice, call Rosalie and have her come to the house later. There's something I want to show all of you girls."

"Kay" Right then we pulled up into Angela's drive way next to Ben's car.

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"Okay Bella. Spill… now. Why is Edward practically attacking the computer muttering something about Google?" It's spill time I suppose. Okay deep breaths. Angela was on the computer now so it wasn't hard to get on. I pulled up the website. It had a giant "TERMINATED" block clip art on it but with the right passwords I was able to get the page cleared. On the page there were three pictures at the top. Under those pictures there was wording with glitter. The names read Kat, Sam, and Bells. Below all of the pictures it read "Instant Karma".

"This was my dance crew." You could hear everyone gasp. And then they all laughed. WTF?!

"Bella, did you set all of this up just to pull a fast one on Edward?!" Rosalie asked in between gasps. The look on my face must have read something along the lines of in pain or traumatized because soon after everyone stopped laughing.

"Well now that you're all done laughing would you mind looking at the screen?" I clicked on one of the videos there. It was the one where we actually got to sing too. MTV had it going for a while. 7 weeks as number one video was enough to impress me. By the time the video of us was over I'm pretty sure that everyone was convinced.

"OMG!!! Why didn't you tell us?! How did you break into the business? And since when does Mobe do private gigs?" Alice asked all at once. But then Angela asked something too.

"Why aren't you still a member of 'Instant Karma'?" That was the question I was hoping to avoid.

"Just read the bio. That should tell you everything." I answered in a choked up voice. That would probably have better answers than I'd ever be able to give. The only one that actually took time reading it was Angela. I just looked the other way the entire time. Once they finished reading Rosalie asked the last question.

"But why did you guys split up?" She seemed genuinely curious. So I answered.

"The little bit of fame we got did some really bad things to us. Sam got pregnant at sixteen and decided to drop out." I took at deep breath. Mostly for dramatic effect. Everyone's eyes were on me. "Shortly after that Kat got hooked on drugs. Probably got them from Johnny. That seems like something he would do. And now she's in and out of rehab every two months. As for me, I punched a paparazzi guy for calling me a slut. After that he tried suing me. I just laughed in his face and threw verbal harassment his way." That had probably been the funniest thing to have happened. "Because of that he backed off. With everything falling apart like that I decided that it would be best for us to split up. I moved here once we were for the most part… forgotten. I think it worked out quite well, actually." By the end of my little speech rant I had a smile on my face for some odd reason. Dark humor must do that to a person.

"So who wants to learn that dance?!" I called out enthusiastically. I didn't really get an answer though. Just a giant dog pile of hugging girls.

"I'll take that as a yes. Let's get started then!"

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"Hey Edward. Did you figure my little secret out yet?" If he says that Alice told him, I'm going to kill her. His response was a pout and a simple "No." I let out a little giggle because of that. He just looked so cute! I couldn't help it.

"That's okay. You can find out later." I whispered into his ear. Then we sat down in our group's booth. After chatting for a little while one of my favorite songs came on. "No One" by Alicia Keys. I gave a quick evil glance at Edward before dragging him to the dance floor. We did our dance then headed back to the booth.

Alice and I shared a look after I returned. I think it's time to make a quick trip over to the DJ. A few minutes later the music stopped and Alice was on mike.

"Hey peoplez. This next song is for my sister Rose. We got a real kick out of it earlier and we hope y'all will too. "Fergalicious" came on then. I just cracked up. That song was filled with just enough ego to fit Rosalie perfectly.

Between all of the girls we continued to play song tag. When I went up though, I KNOW it's not just going to be some song. I got the DJ to play the song from the video we showed earlier. His only condition was letting him give a quick intro before we girls went on. I guess that's one way of breaking the news to Edward. I went back to the booth and brought the girls up to the stage with me.

"Hey partaaaay peeps! I've got a real treat for all of youz tonight. A real celeb is right here in the club. NOW!!!" I can just imagine everyone looking over their shoulder looking for Lindsay Lohan right now. "It's Bells from INSTANT KARMA!!! And she's gonna have her party goin' girls dance along with her. Now watch and enjoy!!!" Way to keep things short and sweet!

(A/N: Just stick in some MTVish dancing that you'd see in a video here)

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"So, what'cha think about THAT?!" I was still on a little bit of a hype from the dance. It felt good to get that off my chest. And Edward was really happy at the moment. I figure things are pretty good now.

"Hey Edward!" I said a little too loudly for someone sitting next to the person you're talking to.

"Yes, BELLS" He answered while turning his head my way.

"Nothing." I just wanted to do this." And I kissed him.

Okay people. That's my latest one-shot. Hope you all like it. I know it's a little OOC but I don't really give a care. The play list is coming up later. And I want lots of reviews and poll updates. Feel free to be harsh with your reviews. If I really suck, then I really suck. I get it.