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DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN ARTEMIS FOWL
Alright so I wrote this during school so yeah.
Please don't judge too hard this is my first fanfiction and please review!
Constructive criticism is accepted. :D
Holly's house
Lower Elements
Holly's communicator rang and on the second ring she answered the call. She smiled as she saw her best friends face appear on the screen.
"Hi Artemis", she said.
"Um hi Holly", he replied.
Artemis looked nervous. Artemis usually never looked nervous unless something bad was about to happen. Artemis never said 'um' either
Holly sighed
"What is it now Artemis?" she asked.
"Well um, I needed to go to this really important business meeting (It wasn't that important but he could make it important) and my parents are on a holiday for a week and I am supposed to be looking after Myles and Beckett and I sent Butler away to an island somewhere because he needs a holiday too since he's not my bodyguard anymore and Juliet's wrestling and I really really NEED YOUR HELP!"
Artemis was babbling now.
Artemis never babbled unless something bad was about to happen.
Now Holly realised what Artemis wanted to say.
This was too good to be true…
"So you're saying that you can't look after your two 9 year old brothers and have to ask for my help!"
"THAT IS NOT WHAT I MEANT HOLLY. I HAVE A DAMN BUSINESS MEETING!" Artemis was screaming now.
It is amazing what two nine year olds can do to someone.
"Sure, sure, Foaly told me that you were gonna postpone the meeting anyway"
Holly was giggling now.
Artemis gave up.
"Alright Holly, here's the truth. My brothers are too much; it would mean so much to me if you could help me look after them for a couple of days".
"Sure"
Artemis was surprised at Holly's short answer (pun not intended).
He had expected her to argue or at the very least say that she would think about it.
"After all, I do have a mandatory one-month leave from work, it'll be fun annoying you".
"Great. Thanks Holly". Artemis let out a breath he had been holding in for what seemed like forever.
Holly was about to say bye when two boys ran into the room, wearing what seemed like underpants on their heads.
"ARTEMIIIIIISSSSSSS!" One of them screamed.
"MYLES IS WEARING YOUR UNDIES ON HIS HEAD!"
"WELL SO ARE YOUUUU!" The other one yelled.
Holly couldn't breathe because she was laughing so hard.
"FOALY'S GONNA GET HIS BIRTHDAY EARLY THIS YEAR, IT'S A GOOD THING YOU INSTALLED THAT RECORDER ARTEMIS!" she giggled and turned the communicator off.
Artemis cursed under his breath and then all went black because the one of the twins farted.
