Adventure Time + Vampire
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Chapter 4: The Army, The Chaos, and The Jake Suit
After that battle with the succubus Kurumu Kurono, Finn the Human and Jake the Dog are now engaged with an insane war with The Lich and his skeleton army. The two brothers knows that this would happen so they got into their battle stance.
-Music: A Cut Above by Avery Watts
Finn: *Excited* You ready for this Jake?
Jake: *Proudly* I'm always ready, Finn.
Finn: Then what time is it?
Both: *As they exchange fist bumps* ADVENTURE TIME!
Finn and Jake started running off to fight against the army, leaving Moka Akashiya watching while holding Kurumu, who had been stunned from the battle against the brotherhood of the human and the dog.
Kurumu: *Worried* We can't just let them fight alone! Can we?
Moka: *Concerned* I know but Jake says they can handle this. We don't know anything about The Lich...so we have to stay out of the way.
Kurumu: *In her thoughts* "How does Moka even know what that thing? But better yet, how does Finn, his mutt, and the thing know each other? Maybe I should investigate this situation, even if it means helping out Moka, the mutt, and my Finn."
As Moka carried Kurumu back to the academy to evacuate with the others, Finn and Jake were putting their brotherhood into this hardcore event against the army. It appears that they have the upper hand. I mean with all the giant punches, slicing bones in half, elbow drops, distance spitting, and big tackles.
Finn: *As he was slicing the skeletons* Come on, this is getting way too easy!
Jake: *As he was punching the skeletons* Yeah! Whatever your plan is, it's probably worst than your last one!
The Lich did not said a word as he used his magic to regenerate his army but this time he merged a few of them to become into bigger, harder, and stronger skeletons. Finn and Jake were shocked to witnessed how much magic the undead wizard could be able to learn. But the two heroic brothers wouldn't give up on that one.
Finn: Oh my glob! You just made things easier!
Jake: I bet we could take those punks out before tomorrow comes!
Finn: Get ready to eat it!
Finn makes a high jump to kill the skeletons, but they caught his his arms without even gaining a crack on their bone bodies. Jake tried to help out but they took him down by using the numbers gained. The skeleton made a huge punch on the human, sending him down face first to the ground, then three skeletons used a triple powerbomb, sending Jake to the ground, making a huge crater like an meteor that blew up a mountain (to those of you who are WWE's The Shield fans, I thought I might used the move to impress you guys).
Finn: *Groans in pain as he got up* What the heck just happen?! It's like they barely felt something! But they got us all jacked up?!
Jake: *Groans in pain while looking at Finn* It must be because The Lich is so desperate on becoming more stronger, he must have wants to prevent us from interfering with his plan.
Finn: Yeah, it's gotta be it. *As his eyes got even brighter* Jake I have a plan.
Jake: *With a curious expression* Well what is it?
Finn: *In a serious tone* We must combine our heroic powers...by using the Jake suit!
Jake: Are you sure this will work buddy?
Finn: I don't know but we can't fail on this one. So get ready Jake, cause I'm coming right at ya!
The human started running and then jumped into the dogs mouth as he morphed into the Jake Suit. Due to Finn's training with Rattleballs, the two brothers combine has gotten even stronger.
Finn: *As he noticed their combined strength* Holy Shmow! Jake do you feel it?
Jake: Yeah it felt like we have become one tough hero.
Both: It's time to break some bones!
Finn was running to the army (Jake can't do anything because Finn can control the Jake Suit), giving them double clotheslines, big uppercuts, karate chops, leg sweeps, and roundhouse kicks sending them down in one big pile of bones on the ground. The undead wizard looked at his army in disappointment and gave Finn and Jake a look that says "I knew this would happen so I plan to use this!". He raised his arms up unleashing his magic.
Finn: *Annoyed* Dude what does The Lich think he's doing?! We beat up his army twice and he still won't give up?!
Jake: I know, right?! This is just getting more boring than our last battle but less boring than the Ice King!
Finn: Well whatever it is, I'm gonna finish this right now!
Finn's grass sword somehow appeared on Jake's arm because the human is controlling his brother's body. His sword has now gotten bigger and a little heavier but even Finn could carry it himself.
Finn: *Staring at The Lich* I'm going to make you...EAT MY SWORD!
The human started running to The Lich so that he could end this but noticed a giant skeleton block him by grabbing the two brothers with its bare hand. It must have been the same army that were defeated but now they have become one because of the undead wizard's magic.
Finn: What the?! Where did that come from?! That thing is huge!
Jake: *Worried* Oh grob, this isn't what I had in mind. Finn, was this part of your dream too?
Finn: *Remembering that awful dream* No and if it was, it should have been at the final battle.
Jake: Well we better think of something man, otherwise this could be a final battle we don't expect to happen.
As the two brothers were figuring out how to end the battle, the huge skeleton threw them down to the ground faster than a meteor, giving them more damage than ever. Finn tried to get up but they were punched so hard by the huge fist, The Lich had ordered to keep punching in order to prevent them from getting up. After giving the human and the dog 25 punches, he stopped as it saw Finn and Jake not getting up from the ground. The Lich has started laughing evilly as he believed that Finn the Human and Jake the Dog were defeated, but little did he know is that Finn was the only one to get up on his feet. He was beaten up real bad, there were bruises, scars, scratches, and a minimum amount of dirt and blood all over him even his hat was torn up.
Finn: *As he got out of the Jake Suit* Is that...the best you could do? I felt pain..worst than this...like when you...killed...Billy. (Finn's longtime hero)
The Lich looked at Finn with anger as he ordered the skeleton to kill the human. Finn was ready for this as he brought out his grass sword again to counter the attack, but unknown to him is that he heard a familiar snap that stopped his attack and the ground started shaking again. It even stopped the giant skeleton's attack as well. The human then took a look at his hand and noticed Moka's Rosario out of nowhere.
Finn: Moka's...Rosario? What's it doing here? Could this mean...?
He then turned around and noticed Moka in her vampire form, she must have came by to help him out without letting him and his brother get hurt.
Finn: *Concerned* Moka?! What are you doing here?! I thought I told the other Moka to leave while she still can!
Inner Moka: I understand that this isn't my fight but my other half hesitated to let you and Jake fight alone. I wouldn't blame her after noticing how much damaged you took.
Finn: *Knowing that she's right* But you shouldn't be here fighting in a war like this. You don't even know how capable The Lich could be.
Inner Moka: *Smirks at Finn* You're right, I don't know. But what's stopping me at this point?
As Finn was about to do something to get Moka out from getting hurt, the skeleton was raising its two fists to be able to smash both the human and the vampire, and then he manage to do so. But his fists were shaking for some reason, it was caught by Moka like it was nothing. And it was only with one hand.
Finn: *In his thoughts as his eyes widened* Oh...my...glob. How did she do that?
Inner Moka: Big and bones and you still can't be able defeat me. It's time that you should know your place!
Moka then jumped from the ground, getting herself close to the skeleton to use another roundhouse kick, forcing it to be destroyed while leaving a few bones on the ground.
-Music Ends
Finn: *As his eyes stopped glowing and widened at the same time* SHMOW-ZOW! ONE KICK AND SHE STILL GOT THAT BONE-HEAD DOWN! SHE STILL GOT SOME SKILLS!
The Lich was angry in disappointment but smiled as he stared at Moka with a look that says "Now's my chance". (Seriously, he still won't give up?)
The Lich: *As he used his mind control magic* Moka...
Moka was now in a dark void and her eyes are now green, she is now in The Lich's control despite being an S-class vampire. Finn just noticed that as he was running to the undead wizard.
The Lich: Moka...I want you to kill Finn the Human...and no one will get hurt. Do as I say...or else you will be the one to suffer the consequences.
Moka may be in The Lich's control but her personality and her heart stays within herself as she was trying to break free from his control.
Inner Moka: If you think that I will listen to a freak like you, then you got another thing coming.
The Lich: *In deep disappointment* You're as foolish as he is, are you? Then it's time that I shall make you suffer. *Laughs evily* And I thought I could count on you.
As The Lich was about to use more of his magic on Moka, Finn managed to interrupted him by giving the undead wizard a running single leg high knee (if you're a Daniel Bryan fan, then chant with me. YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!), sending him to the ground and allowing Moka to be free from his control.
Finn: Moka you alright?
Inner Moka: I'm fine. But I didn't expect that idiot was able to control me.
Finn: *As he was waking Jake up* Trust me. *He hands her the Rosario* The Lich can be one messed up wizard but he is capable of using his magic.
As Moka grabs the Rosario, she reconnected it to her choker, and returns to her innocent self again. And with that she passed but Finn caught her before she hit the ground. Jake has now awake from the damaged he has been given.
Jake: Hey Finn, what happen? Where's The Lich and that big bone-head of his?
Finn: *As he stared at Jake* Jake...we did it. The Lich is gone like...like forever.
Jake: Oh what? Dang, I knew you could beat him buddy. Even if have me by your side.
Finn: Yeah. *As looked at Moka with a smile on his face* But I did get a little help though, otherwise we would've been finished.
The two brothers then heard some noise that sounded very strange. They turned around and noticed that The Lich was melting after receiving the kick from the human. Their eyes widened in shock to see that he was melting.
Finn: What the?! Did he just melt?! Now where did that come from?!
Jake: *Feeling suspicious* Hold on i'll go check it out. I mean who knows what might happen?
Jake then took a look at what it was and when he did, he sniffed it like any other dog would do, and the he recognized what it was. He then came back to Finn to tell him what it was.
Jake: Dude it's wax.
Finn: Wax? Why would it wax when I kicked his jaw and-? Unless...unless it's a wax dummy.
Jake: A wax dummy? How could that be possible? I mean, with The Lich's magic, the army, and stuff. This doesn't make any sense.
Both: *Gasps in shock as they figured it out* UNLESS THE LICH WANTS TO SLOW US DOWN BY PLAYING MIND GAMES WITH US!
Jake: How much more does it take before we get this mission done?
Finn: I...I don't know. *In his thoughts* "But I'll make sure that The Lich won't win...cause he's going down!"
The next day came and as usual Finn and Jake were walking towards the school talking about their next plan to take out The Lich and save both dimensions while the guys was giving the human death glares. They really don't like the fact that two of the most beautiful girls at the school was hanging out with Finn. They soon met up with Moka as she told them about the other Moka talking to her.
Finn: Wait...she talked to you?
Jake: Never heard something like that before.
Moka: *Nods* Yeah. She ended up saving us, but...
Finn: But what, Moka?
Moka: Do you think that the seal is weakening?
Finn: *Shrugged at what she said* I don't know. Rosarios are actually new to me. But if the other Moka is talking to you, then maybe...
Jake: *Finishing Finn's sentence* Then maybe it could be a possibly.
Moka: *Softly* Um, if it does come down to the point where the seal doesn't work...would you still like me?
Finn: *Looks at her with a smile* Are you kidding me, Moka? You're my friend. Even if you suck my blood or challenge me to a fight, I'll always be by your side no matter what.
Jake: Nice one, dude.
Moka: *Softly* Finn...
?: Moooorrrrrning!
Finn yelps in surprised while Moka jumped and Jake turned around to see Kurumu standing in front of them.
Both (Finn and Jake): *As they got into their battle stance* Kurumu!
Moka: What now?
With a huge smile on her face, Kurumu pulled out a basket, causing the two brothers to step out of their battle stances.
Kurumu: Here Finn, I baked some cookies! Have some!
Finn then took a look at the cookies to see his own faces on them. Which caused him to blush and become unsatisfied with what he just saw.
Finn: Yeah, I think the only snack I want to eat with my face on them is my special Finn-cakes. But...uh...what's the occasion?
Jake: Yeah. Is it another one of your sick plans? Because that's the last thing we're gonna need.
Kurumu: *Blushing* Remember when I said I was searching for my one and only Destined One?
The human then started to get real nervous and had a bad feeling about where Kurumu was going with this.
Finn: W-What about it?
Kurumu: *Smiling at Finn* I've decided that it's you, Finn!
Finn, Jake, and Moka stood there like statues with their mouths opened as they heard what Kurumu just said.
All three (Finn, Jake, and Moka): What?!
Kurumu: *Bringing out a hand to her face* Oh, Finn. Even though I tried to kill you, you were willing to forgive me and now I've totally fallen for you!
She shot an arrogant look in Moka's direction, expecting people to believe that the rivalry for Finn the Human will continue until one of them wins. Jake frowns at Kurumu because he doesn't believe a word she just said.
Moka: No way! Do something, Finn!
As Finn was about to protest on what's going on, Moka then bit his neck...
CHUU!
causing him to scream in pain while Jake was wandering how blood would his own brother lose before the final battle.
Jake: This mission could take longer than I ever expect to be.
Well I hope you guys are impressed with this chapter but get ready for the upcoming adventure for Finn the Human and Jake the Dog. Which new monster they would meet? What are the next mind games The Lich have for the heroes? Will Finn's part of his dream come true? Coming up next: Chapter 5. Sorry that it took too long but I just wanted to take a break, finding out what would happen before WWE Wrestlemania 30 (It'll be on in April 6), and reading a WWE magazine and a Sonic the Hedgehog comic book. But wish me luck on the next chapter.