My teecher is helpin me again bc we wrote this durnin Friday class with him.
Da map kept singin that stupid song and it woldnt shuttupp until i smaked it. Even tho it was gerarrds voice it was not very haute after 10000 times it repeeted.
Sudenly Gerard started signing Cancer and then...
Armen got a nozbleed!
"Omg i new u wer gay," I told him "YAOI!"!
"Ha u only just figured dat out? Ive nown for like 500 years" sed Levi bc titans aer immortil, every1 nose dat.;
"uhhhh..." sed Gereard. "Im gay to! Hahaa!"
"Im gay" sed Levi, cummin out of da closet for everyon. "So am i" sed Erin
"well... i am to" i sed. "Wel really bi."
"were bi too" sed the boys.
Dimondstarted strippin and then they all got nozbleeds but their blood was toxiic asid and it killed all of da people under them and flooded da whole distroct.
"oops" "haha"
DENNNN
DA WALLS BROEK!
like 838078730946840923640392865512 titens came thru da walls dancin and singin like dat retarded drunk batmen Titen in slap on titan lol DATS THE BAST PARODI EVAR!
Wel anyways they hartlessly stated killin all da peeple and killin all da pepple.
Sudenly... sexi Been!
"omg no some1s gona kil u!" I sed unhappily becaus Bean was da sexyist Titen ever.
"Its ANNYYY!" OMG YELLED ARMIN NO! BEAN!
Suddenly, ANNY!
"Im here to fucking MURDER all of u titens because your fuckin STUIPID ASS BICHES!" yeld ugly Annie shit.
"O NO U DONT!" ylld Levi drowinin her in his portable tub of bleech. Den he started to cleen her body off wit Windex (lol hes so ocd)
He took off his fanci white tye thingy that he had becas he was spechail important dude. He started strangling da littel titaens wit it.
"haahhaaaa" he sed
"NOOOO" Anny as she drwoned in da bleech.
BUT THEN...
cliffeee!