Rated M for Strong Language, Dark Images, and Drug Use.

Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash are sitting at Rainbow Dash's house and they asked Spike to come over.

Spike questions. "This isn't another prank on me, is it?"

Pinkie Pie answers. "No, it's not a prank on you. We need your help on a prank we are going to do on someone else."

Spike seems happy. "Really? You need my help?"

Rainbow Dash nods her head. "Yea, little dude. Can you do a little toy voice?"

Spike nods his head. "Why, yes I can."

Rainbow Dash says. "We'll need it. Read this script when I give you the signal. The signal is me pointing to you. Got it?"

Spike nods.

Pinkie picks up the phone and starts calling a number.
Rainbow Dash adds one more thing. "When it's not your time to talk, don't talk or laugh. Got it?"

Spike nods his head once again.

The phone on the other side picks up.

A pony starts talking. "Yes sir?"

Pinkie replies. "I'm a ma'am."

The pony corrects herself. "Y-yes ma'am?"

Pinkie starts talking. "My name is Pinkie and I bought little Furby for my fourteen year old boy Spike."

Spike notices she is using his name.

Pinkie continues. "He's 493 pounds and I promised I would get him a Furby if he dropped 25 pounds."

Spike looks at Rainbow Dash weird. He's not 493 pounds!

The pony understands. "Yes si... Yes ma'am."

Pinkie begins talking again. "Listen to this Furby. I'm going put the phone next to the Furby right now. It's making all kinds of demonic noises and it's making all kinds of curses and gestures at me."

Rainbow Dash points to Spike and right away he reads off the first line in the toy voice.

"Listen here you little brat! I'll kill you!" Spike then gives off an evil laugh, still talking in the toy voice.

Pinkie Pie goes back to the phone and continues talking. "Did you hear that?"

The pony replies. "Yes… Yes ma'am."

Pinkie continues to talk. "It just said it was going to kill me. Hang on! It's talking again!"

Rainbow Dash points at Spike again and he reads off the second line on the script.

"Ohhh… Eat me!"

Pinkie goes back to talking. "Now it's using profanity. Did you hear that?"

The pony once again responds. "Yes ma'am."

Pinkie once again talks. "Where is this coming from? I think we're looking at a lawsuit here!"

The pony asks. "Where are you calling from?"

Pinkie Pie answers. "I'm from my house right now!"

Spike starts to giggle but Rainbow Dash stops him and they keep quiet. Rainbow Dash points to Spike and reads off the third line.

"I'm going to kill your mommy with an ax!"

Pinkie goes back to the phone again. "Did you just hear that?"

The pony responds. "Can you just hold on a minute ma'am?"

Pinkie ignores and continues to talk. "It just said it was going to kill my mommy with an ax! What kind of crap are you ponies selling over there?"

The pony tries to ask something. "Where are you from, ma'am?"

Pinkie interrupts her. "Alright! It's talking again!"

Rainbow Dash points to Spike once again to say the fourth line.

"Shut the hell up, jackass!"

Pinkie starts talking. "Listen to that! How can…"

Spike interrupts her by saying the fifth line.

"I smoke crack!"

They can all see a pattern going on here.

"It just said it smokes crack!"

"Ma'am, can I let you talk to my manager, please?"

"Little Furby here is promoting drug use! Yes, put your manager on the phone immediately because I'm calling a layer next!"

"Okay, hold on please…"

"Yes."

They now all hear a different voice, but they try the same tactic. She starts talking.

"Hello, may I help you, please?"

"Is this the Manager?"

"It is. How may I help you?"

"Is this a decision making manager or a boss for the higher ups?"

"Ma'am how may I help you? I will try my best."

"I have a defective Furby that I purchased from you guys. It's spitting out all kinds of vaguer and demonic phrases and I'm about to call a layer to sue your cutie mark off!

"What did you say the Furby was doing and where did you buy it?"

"I bought it from your store. Here look…"

Rainbow Dash points at Spike once again and the next he doesn't understand, but he tries his best. Rainbow Dash nods her head symbolizing that he is doing it right.

Pinkie starts talking again. "Now it's making the Exorcist noises. Hang on… hang on let me, let me see if I can shake it a little bit to see if I can get him to talk."

Rainbow Dash makes a shaking noise and points to Spike. He knows what he must do.

"You're a little whore!" Spike makes a laugh again.

"Did you hear that?"

"Sir, are you sure that's a Furby doll?"

"Yes I am. It just called me a whore, did you hear that?"

The Manager seems confused. "I-I-I uhh…"

Pinkie continues. "Hold on, listen…"

Spike says another line. "You smell like a camel's ass!"

"Now it's calling me a camel's ass!"

The Manager is stuttering.

Pinkie continues. "What are you ponies selling there?"

The Manager tries to get a sentence out. "Well, as far as I know we sell umm…"

She gets interrupted by Pinkie Pie. "I'm going to turn that into sludge cow by the time I am through with you! This thing is starting to scare the hell out of me!"

Spike reads off the next line. "Die, die, die!" He gives the same robotic laugh he did through this prank.

Pinkie responds. "It just told me to die, die, die!"

The Manager tries again to question. "Where did you…"

She was interrupted by Spike this time. "I will spit acid in your eyes and blind you!"

"Now it's threaten to spit acid in my eyes and blind me!"

The Manager says in shock. "My word…"

Pinkie continues. "I think… should I call the police?"

The Manager finally manages to get a full sentence out. "I don't know what to do."

Pinkie Pie responds. "What do you mean you don't know what to do? You're a manager! I think I will call the Bomb Disposal Unit, and have them take this damn thing away!"

Spike continues. "I'll give you… Honoraria!"

"Now it's threatening me with Sexually Transmitted Diseases." Pinkie gives out a whimper.

The Manager responds. "I never hear a Furby Doll say any of those things."

Pinkie replies. "Oh, yea right! What is going on? Is this some kind of a joke?"

The Manager once again begins to stutter. "No, I…"

Pinkie continues to talk. "If this is your idea of a joke, then I'm going to sue you personally, too! You're going to live on the street pushing a shopping cart in about three weeks!"

Spike continues. "I have a gun! I'm going to shoot you now!"

Pinkie Pie responds with a terrified voice. "Now it's threatening to shoot me with a gun!"

The Manager tries to get a sentence out. "Ma'am, I hear these things but…"

Pinkie interrupts. "It's got a gun! It's got a gun!"

Spike gives a toy laugh and Rainbow Dash starts making gun sounds. Pinkie starts screaming and it seems chaotic where they are. All of the sound stops and Pinkie Pie makes gurgling sounds and falls to the floor.

They hear the Manager speechless. "Ma'am? Ma'am? Oh my god, I, umm, I, Oh, I…"

The phone hangs up and all three of them start bursting out laughing.

Spike says in laughter. "That was the best prank call ever! But I kind of feel bad for her. She didn't do anything wrong."

Pinkie replies. "We were going to call again and tell her the whole thing was a prank. Hope she won't be mad. Right now, I think we deserve it. Brohoof?"

Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, and Spike Brohoof each other.

MISSION COMPLETE

This was a parody of Furby Prank Call from Weird Al.