The Virginity of Zim

by FattySkeleton

Everybody finds out that Zim's a virgin and give him Hell. So Dib tells Zim the only way to get some respect back is to lose his virginity and have a girl vouch for him, but who exactly does Zim have in mind? I Own Nothing,not even a computer.

3. like a MOOSE!

In Zim's lab Zim was about to begin research.

"Computer! Bring up the female nervous system along with instructions on how to pleasure them greatly.'" Demanded Zim.

"OK? What's this for?" Computer asked.

"I am going to lose my virginity!" Declared Zim, with a mighty fist in the air.

There was a lull of silence before Computer began to laugh it's circuits off. Zim, now used to this response, waited impatiently for the Computer to calm down.

"You're serious aren't you?" asked Computer after it had stopped laughing.

"Yes, Zim is serious."

"Who's the lucky lady?" Computer snickered.

"The female that Zim has chosen is the only one that could ever understand the amazing ness that is Zim."

". . . Miss. Bitters?"

"What? NO! the one Zim has chosen is not that old."

"Old? That's all you can say? Not scary or insane?"

"Yes, old and ugly."

"Ok?" Said Computer as it handed Zim the information he had requested.

"Yes Computer, OK. Like a MOOSE!!!"