"That was tiring," Giotto, in Tsuna's body, moaned.
The group were walking around, trying to make sense of what just happened. Alaude was silent as he walked behind the group.
"Maa, maa. Primo, you'll be fine. You're a boss again," Asari said.
She sighed in resignation, thinking about the paperwork that she will be doing in the future. Giotto turned towards Daemon and Alaude, switching places with Tsuna.
"Hello, Primo's Guardians. It's nice to finally meet you all," Tsuna said as she smiled politely.
They all stood at attention as they looked at Tsuna. "Decima? Why have you switched places with Primo?" G asked.
Tsuna snickered behind her hand. "Grandpa is currently wallowing in self pity at the moment. Muttering things like 'idiot Guardians', 'gonna castrate them', and 'multiplying like rabbits.'"
Everyone paled as they heard this. The brunette watched their faces in amusement. She heard more muttering in her head and looked at Daemon and Alaude. "You two. I will tell you this once so listen carefully. I don't care about your pride or how it gets damaged a lot. You two are Guardians now. Stop acting like children by fighting each other and destroying stuff that gets in your way. You know how much the bills are and the reprimanding that we get for you?"
The two frowned. One shaking his head in disagreement. Tsuna sighed. "We are Vongola. The strongest mafia group in the world. We shouldn't be acting like this. If other bosses see this, we will be perceived as brats that don't deserve this. I will not accept it and therefore say that you are all going to act like adults or I'm throwing you all in Vindice when you guys fight again. Agreed?"
Everyone nodded at this. Some wishing they had to do the paperwork instead of going to that hellhole. She smiled. "Good. Now, Mukuro, Kyoya. May I speak to you for a moment?"
"Kufufu. Tsunahime."
"Omnivore. Bastard pineapple herbivore."
Mukuro growled. "Oh, baby skylark. Did you enjoy your nap?"
Kyoya's eyes glinted in anger as he got out his tonfas. "Kamikorosu!"
Tsuna jumped in between her Guardians, hands blazing. "Stop fighting," she said.
The two stood and put their weapons away. "Good," Tsuna says. "Now, Mukuro, don't do anything to Daemon. I don't care if we all hate him and want to beat him to an inch of his life. We will respect grandpa and leave his Guardians alone," She turned to Kyoya, absently noting that Mukuro was pouting.
"Kyoya. Stop instigating fights with Alaude. We have other stuff to focus on. Not you two and your petty fighting. You two will get along with Alaude and Daemon or I'll lock you two in a flame-resistant room and you will not have your weapons. Got it?"
The two nodded. Mukuro smirked. "Oya, oya. Birdy here doesn't mind being locked in a room with me, right, Birdy-chan?"
Tsuna watched as Hibari Kyoya blushed. She facepalmed, moaning in despair. "I didn't have to know that!"
"Kufufu. You're the one that insinuated it, right, Kyoya-kun?" Mukuro smirked.
Kyoya didn't say anything and let Alaude take back over. He looked at Mukuro and sighed. The illusionist smirked and switched with Daemon. They looked at the others as G's face was a bit green and the others were happy or blatantly ignoring them. Tsuna was amused as she watched the scene in front of her.
"Alright. Not that I didn't know those two were in a relationship in the first place. They are too easy to read," Tsuna said smiling smugly.
"You have NO problems AT ALL with those two dating each other?" G asked.
"They constantly try to kill each other but it always ends up with Mukuro and Kyoya having sex in the meeting room, preferably in MY CHAIR," she said. "My Mist and Cloud are really amusing when they don't destroy anything either at home or on a mission and making me pay for it."
They all blanched at this, wondering if the Decima was sane at all. Tsuna glanced over at G and Asari before shrugging. "My Rain and Storm are in a relationship as well, though theirs is really confusing."
G blushed darkly while muttering death threats under his breath. Asari laughed slightly, a light pink blush showed on his cheeks. Tsuna giggled behind her hand. "Well, nice meeting you all. I'm switching with Grandpa now and I'll warn you in advance; RUN."
As she said this, warm amber eyes locked onto her Guardians, flames appearing on her forehead and gloves. "Everyone~."
"Giotto. It's not what it looks like," G tried to explain as they all started running. "Oh, for fucks sake, someone call Cozart! Now!"
Alaude pulled out his phone and automatically dialed the number. Waiting a few minutes, Cozart answered. "Hello?"
"Giotto. Going insane. Need help. Now," Alaude said.
Cozart hung up immediately and ran outside to see his friend chase her Guardians down the street. He grabbed Giotto as she ran by and kissed her. Giotto shuddered in pleasure as her arms looped around the redhead's neck, pressing herself tightly against him. They continued to heavily make-out in the street with everyone else sighing in relief. Cozart let go of Giotto, eyes full of lust for the woman in front of him.
"Cozart~," she moaned as she leaned more into him, their bodies fitting together like puzzle pieces.
Shimon Primo's self-control snapped as he heard her melodious voice moaning his name. He scooped her up into his arms and walked away.