Lily 4 James
*part 3*
A/N Welcome 2 the next part of our very funny (not) story. feel free 2 review and send us money.
Disclaimer: we own 1) Sass + Flicy, 2) Proffesser Chanwell and 3) the plot (what ever that is)
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Lily decided to just go to bed but she couldn't get to sleep, judging by the snores and heavy breathing every one else had got to sleep, but then they didn't have strange tangled love lives.
Lily got out of bed and decided to go for a midnight stroll in the common room. Suddenly she walked into someone she couldn't see.
"AHHHHHHH" she screamed the invisible 'thing' jumped, Lily waved her arms in front of her trying to find this strange thing. Her fingers slid across some sort of fabric, she
pulled it and it slid off revealing Sirius, James and Remus. She blinked twice,
"what the hell are you doing here?????" asked lily snatching their cloak away.
"what are you doing here?" they replied.
"won't give your cloak back 'till you tell me!!!" Lily said swinging the cloak around just out of the boys reach. Now James, Sirius and Remus were in a very sticky position because Lily was now wearing the cloak and they couldn't see her. While James and Sirius looked for Lily, Remus was looking at the last place she had been with a love sick expression on his face.
"Oy Moony get your arse over here and help!!!"
Suddenly Lily's voice was heard, "I'll only give your cloak back if you tell me where your going and let me come with you!!!"
"uh uh" said James "no way"
"alright, fine then I'll just go back to bed with the cloak and you'll never get it back EVER!" said Lily laughing evily.
"Whata woman!" said Remus dazed. Lily fumed beneath the cloak.
"Fine, fine" said Sirius exasperated, "But is there any possibility of you telling us what your doing here?"
"Are you joking" Lily said "as if!!!"
"Oh come on." said James "Sirius stop dawdling and lets get our cloak back."
"What ever."
"Well anyway" said James "We were going to the kitchens"
"you have to let me come with you though." said Lily.
"Yeah, ok, whatever, lets go"
"why so eager prongs?" asked Sirius with mock senserity, "wanna' look at Lilys butt again?" Lily went straight ahead and slapped Sirius.
"What are those weird names you call each other any way? I mean Padfoot, Prongs and Moony sound completly balistic!!!!" asked Lily. (A/N we left out Wormtail on purpose 'cos you all know what we think of him)
"As if we'd ever tell you what they meant!" said James with a disgusted expresion on his face.
"we're here now!!" said Remus, tickleing the pear in the picture. The door opened and Lily looked around in awe. She had never seen inside the kitchen before. She followed James, Sirius and a some what reluctant Remus into a place that was remarkably similar to a pantry. In there was all the cakes and sweets in the world (though not in the literal sense) that you could want or dream of. They gathered as much as was humanly possable or at least as many as was humanly possible for Sirius to hold at any one time, then went up stairs under the cloak.
"ouch" said Lily "stop treading on my foot James!"
"Oh... er sorry" said Sirius sheepishly "that was me."
"this never happend when Peter was with us" James argued.
"well Peters a good lot shorter than Lily isn't he!" said Sirius daring James to answer.
The next morning Lily awoke in a good mood. She looked at her time table her mood got worse.UHRGH, Double potions with the Slytherins, she thought and went down to breakfast entirly pissed off.
In Potions she was listening to proffesser Chanwell, when some-one poked her in the back with their wand. It was Snape. Whats he going to do to me now? thought Lily.
"Can I talk to you after the lesson?" he asked her in a pleading voice. This spelled Trouble with a capital T but instead of declining with some remark about 'His kind' she said, " What ever." It was nearly Christmas and Lily was feeling charitable. There was also the matter of a little Christmas dance. Sass was hoping Sirius would ask her. She was also getting quite jumpy about going to Hogsmead with him and was saying things like, "Oh No what if I do something wrong." which was starting to piss Lily off. While Flicy was hoping that James was going to ask her out.
After the lesson Lily found Snape and asked him what he wanted to tell her that was so urgent and to hurry up about it. Stammering somewhat Snape managed to say
"Lily, wwill you... will you g g g g go to the dance with me?"
Lily looked at him strangely. She had not been expecting this. how to get out of it? "I'm sorry, Severus, umm, I'm going with someone else." Lily quickly ran off before Snape could ask or even wonder who she was going with. On the way back up to the Gyriffindor tower Lily Knocked over James,
"Hey! watch where your going woman" he said then in more serious tones he said "Lily can I talk to you."
"suuurre" said Lily puzzled what did James Potter, want with her. He hated her to pieces, she thought.
While Lily was thinking so was James - but along much more perverted lines.' Hmm, Remus is nice she does have a nice butt, nice chest too - ohh sexy lips.' He snapped out of it grinning as Lily was approaching him her wand out.
"OK, OK" he said "well you see Lily, I was wondering, do you actually like me?" Lily snorted.
"What?.. James you hate my guts."
"No, No corection you hate my guts, right?" asked James. Lily looked at him,
"are you implying that you like me ?" she smiled, James squirmed.
"Well, you are sort of beautiful and smart and popular and er.. er...well, you know.?" he looked up at her, she was eying him suspiciously.
"You think I'm beautiful?" she said amused. Her green eyes looking gleeful.
"Well, yeah" said James "but Lily lately you've seemed just so different."
Lily couldn't believe it. James was saying he liked her. Of course, she wasn't falling for it one bit, but she decided to play along just for fun.
"you know James," She said walking closer and circling her arms around his neck, "what you're saying makes perfect sense. How could I have been so stupid not to notice before, We're perfect for each other." Here she leant closer and whispered in his ear, "If you think I'm falling for this stunt, you're stupider than I thought." She straightened up again, "The day I fall in love with you is the day Sirius flys past on a huge pink motorbike with no clothes on." Then she flicked her hair over her shoulder and walked in the other direction, a huge grin plastered on her face.
James groaned and turned around to see the whole of gryffindor looking out of the portrait hole.
"what? I was telling the truth."
The fat lady was laughing merrily.
"That told you, mate." Sirius said.
"smooth." said Remus, who although he was hiding it well was very pleased that Lily had refused him.
"This is too good." Said Sass cackling. "James Potter likes Lily Evans."
"Oh shut up. Sirius, I don't suppose you have a large pink motor bike?"
A/N: ok so what did you guys think? tell us even if you thought it was awful but hopfully you liked it (reveiw it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!).
*part 3*
A/N Welcome 2 the next part of our very funny (not) story. feel free 2 review and send us money.
Disclaimer: we own 1) Sass + Flicy, 2) Proffesser Chanwell and 3) the plot (what ever that is)
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Lily decided to just go to bed but she couldn't get to sleep, judging by the snores and heavy breathing every one else had got to sleep, but then they didn't have strange tangled love lives.
Lily got out of bed and decided to go for a midnight stroll in the common room. Suddenly she walked into someone she couldn't see.
"AHHHHHHH" she screamed the invisible 'thing' jumped, Lily waved her arms in front of her trying to find this strange thing. Her fingers slid across some sort of fabric, she
pulled it and it slid off revealing Sirius, James and Remus. She blinked twice,
"what the hell are you doing here?????" asked lily snatching their cloak away.
"what are you doing here?" they replied.
"won't give your cloak back 'till you tell me!!!" Lily said swinging the cloak around just out of the boys reach. Now James, Sirius and Remus were in a very sticky position because Lily was now wearing the cloak and they couldn't see her. While James and Sirius looked for Lily, Remus was looking at the last place she had been with a love sick expression on his face.
"Oy Moony get your arse over here and help!!!"
Suddenly Lily's voice was heard, "I'll only give your cloak back if you tell me where your going and let me come with you!!!"
"uh uh" said James "no way"
"alright, fine then I'll just go back to bed with the cloak and you'll never get it back EVER!" said Lily laughing evily.
"Whata woman!" said Remus dazed. Lily fumed beneath the cloak.
"Fine, fine" said Sirius exasperated, "But is there any possibility of you telling us what your doing here?"
"Are you joking" Lily said "as if!!!"
"Oh come on." said James "Sirius stop dawdling and lets get our cloak back."
"What ever."
"Well anyway" said James "We were going to the kitchens"
"you have to let me come with you though." said Lily.
"Yeah, ok, whatever, lets go"
"why so eager prongs?" asked Sirius with mock senserity, "wanna' look at Lilys butt again?" Lily went straight ahead and slapped Sirius.
"What are those weird names you call each other any way? I mean Padfoot, Prongs and Moony sound completly balistic!!!!" asked Lily. (A/N we left out Wormtail on purpose 'cos you all know what we think of him)
"As if we'd ever tell you what they meant!" said James with a disgusted expresion on his face.
"we're here now!!" said Remus, tickleing the pear in the picture. The door opened and Lily looked around in awe. She had never seen inside the kitchen before. She followed James, Sirius and a some what reluctant Remus into a place that was remarkably similar to a pantry. In there was all the cakes and sweets in the world (though not in the literal sense) that you could want or dream of. They gathered as much as was humanly possable or at least as many as was humanly possible for Sirius to hold at any one time, then went up stairs under the cloak.
"ouch" said Lily "stop treading on my foot James!"
"Oh... er sorry" said Sirius sheepishly "that was me."
"this never happend when Peter was with us" James argued.
"well Peters a good lot shorter than Lily isn't he!" said Sirius daring James to answer.
The next morning Lily awoke in a good mood. She looked at her time table her mood got worse.UHRGH, Double potions with the Slytherins, she thought and went down to breakfast entirly pissed off.
In Potions she was listening to proffesser Chanwell, when some-one poked her in the back with their wand. It was Snape. Whats he going to do to me now? thought Lily.
"Can I talk to you after the lesson?" he asked her in a pleading voice. This spelled Trouble with a capital T but instead of declining with some remark about 'His kind' she said, " What ever." It was nearly Christmas and Lily was feeling charitable. There was also the matter of a little Christmas dance. Sass was hoping Sirius would ask her. She was also getting quite jumpy about going to Hogsmead with him and was saying things like, "Oh No what if I do something wrong." which was starting to piss Lily off. While Flicy was hoping that James was going to ask her out.
After the lesson Lily found Snape and asked him what he wanted to tell her that was so urgent and to hurry up about it. Stammering somewhat Snape managed to say
"Lily, wwill you... will you g g g g go to the dance with me?"
Lily looked at him strangely. She had not been expecting this. how to get out of it? "I'm sorry, Severus, umm, I'm going with someone else." Lily quickly ran off before Snape could ask or even wonder who she was going with. On the way back up to the Gyriffindor tower Lily Knocked over James,
"Hey! watch where your going woman" he said then in more serious tones he said "Lily can I talk to you."
"suuurre" said Lily puzzled what did James Potter, want with her. He hated her to pieces, she thought.
While Lily was thinking so was James - but along much more perverted lines.' Hmm, Remus is nice she does have a nice butt, nice chest too - ohh sexy lips.' He snapped out of it grinning as Lily was approaching him her wand out.
"OK, OK" he said "well you see Lily, I was wondering, do you actually like me?" Lily snorted.
"What?.. James you hate my guts."
"No, No corection you hate my guts, right?" asked James. Lily looked at him,
"are you implying that you like me ?" she smiled, James squirmed.
"Well, you are sort of beautiful and smart and popular and er.. er...well, you know.?" he looked up at her, she was eying him suspiciously.
"You think I'm beautiful?" she said amused. Her green eyes looking gleeful.
"Well, yeah" said James "but Lily lately you've seemed just so different."
Lily couldn't believe it. James was saying he liked her. Of course, she wasn't falling for it one bit, but she decided to play along just for fun.
"you know James," She said walking closer and circling her arms around his neck, "what you're saying makes perfect sense. How could I have been so stupid not to notice before, We're perfect for each other." Here she leant closer and whispered in his ear, "If you think I'm falling for this stunt, you're stupider than I thought." She straightened up again, "The day I fall in love with you is the day Sirius flys past on a huge pink motorbike with no clothes on." Then she flicked her hair over her shoulder and walked in the other direction, a huge grin plastered on her face.
James groaned and turned around to see the whole of gryffindor looking out of the portrait hole.
"what? I was telling the truth."
The fat lady was laughing merrily.
"That told you, mate." Sirius said.
"smooth." said Remus, who although he was hiding it well was very pleased that Lily had refused him.
"This is too good." Said Sass cackling. "James Potter likes Lily Evans."
"Oh shut up. Sirius, I don't suppose you have a large pink motor bike?"
A/N: ok so what did you guys think? tell us even if you thought it was awful but hopfully you liked it (reveiw it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!).