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Okays… the story plot moves on further…Merekai meets the YuYu gang and even more havoc reaches as Merekai finds out that she has 3 days to make up for all the bad she's done and fess up with the tidy making!!

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'thoughts'

"talking"

-English-

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Chapter tHrEe

Previously on Tokyo Troubles…

"Taken…care of…?"Asked Merekai, "Do you mean sent to the big house down below?"

"Of course not, silly," said the awfully cheery Grim Reaper, "Like I told you, you're not due to die until quite a long time, so we're gonna get your situation handled in another dimension."

…

"Since we've established that fact, there is also the unfortunate matter that we have no more room for anymore spirits. So we have decided to send you to Koenma, in another dimension. He is also a well respected Spirit world ruler/ demi-god. We have informed him of your prompt arrival, and guaranteed you there in five minutes." The mouse said promptly.

…

"We're going to the dimensional flusher!" Yuiko exclaimed.

"Flusher…?"

"Yep, the dimensional flusher, right over there!!" Yuiko said cheerfully—too cheerfully if you ask me. C'mon, the dimensional flusher?!?! What is up with that?

…

Wheeeee!! Merekai thought blandly as she spun down the twirly toilet. It's a real joy-ride, she thought sarcastically. All of a sudden everything turned black…

"Are you sure she's ok, Koenma, sir?" A bubbly yet worried voice asked.

"Yes, she should be fine, a little migraine here and there, but otherwise she'll be fine." A voice said. The voice sounded like it was being covered by something. The last thing Merekai thought as she blacked out again was 'what the hell have I gotten myself into?'

'Ughhhh…I feel like I got run over by a truck and smashed by a few tons of bricks…'

Merekai thought as she slowly started to wake up. 'Why is it soooooo….bright?'

She squinted at the illumination of the room.

'More importantly, where am I?'

"Hello, I see you're awake" a bubbly voice greeted cheerfully.

-… Yuiko?- Merekai said wearily.

"Oh, no, little missy, my name is Botan" said Botan.

(A/N: I bet you saw that one coming.)

-Eh? Who's the crazy lady? Crazy hyper lady do you speak English?-Merekai asked, stretching her syllables into long words.

"Are you talking to me?" Botan asked.

-What the hell are you saying? - Merekai said in a frustrated tone.

"Oh…….. I see, you don't understand Japanese," Botan said thoughtfully.

- Japanese? That lady was speaking Japanese? - Merekai said after she picked up the word 'Japanese.'

"Botan!" called a child-like voice. "Is she awake yet, Botan?"

"Yes, sir, but I'm afraid she doesn't speak our language…" Botan said.

"Oh, I see. They did mention something about English being her native tongue," the baby said thoughtfully.

"Ok then," Botan replied cheerfully, and then her enthusiasm faltered as she added, "then how are we supposed to communicate with her?"

"Go ahead and give her the multi- language cookie," The baby said hastily.

"Ok, sir"

The cheery Grim Reaper handed Merekai a language device made to resemble a chocolate ship cookie. Merekai stared suspiciously at the baked good.

- This had better not be poisoned, or I'm calling the police for child abuse…- Merekai threatened.

"Go ahead, eat it," Botan cooed.

- I am not a pigeon, crazy lady. - Merekai retorted defiantly, even tough she knew they couldn't understand her.

"Just eat the cookie you darn brat!" shouted the baby.

- What did he just say? Was that baby even talking? - Merekai pondered.

- Ok, I'll just eat the cookie because he's looking pretty mad right now. This is gonna be fattening isn't it? - Merekai continued pondering pointless questions about the affects of the cookie, so Botan just stuffed the thing in her mouth.

"Eww, that tasted nasty," Merekai spat, "What the hell is that crap?"

"It's a multi- language cookie," replied the baby.

"Multi-what? Oh, hey, I can speak Japanese!" Merekai exclaimed.

"Yes, yes you can," the baby sweat dropped.

"Well, lets get the intros started," said Botan, "As you should realize by now I am Botan, and this is Koenma, the ruler or at least temporary ruler of the Spirit World."

"This talking toddler is the ruler of the Spirit World?" Merekai said amazed, "and I thought the mouse in the business suit was weird!"

"Oh, I see you've met my cousin, Takai Riggs," Koenma said thoughtfully.

"Yeah, and do you know why I'm here? Perhaps, say getting brought back to life?" Merekai said.

"Oh, yes, why I almost forgot," Koenma said, "here on your records you weren't supposed to die, and since my cousin didn't have any room in his place, you were sent here. But your records also tell me that you don't really deserve the right to live… especially considering all the recklessness you've proved to have in your time on Earth," Koenma said pointedly.

"Aw, who gives jack about a bunch of stupid records?" Merekai questioned.

"Well, apparently you will, because I will be willing to give you back your life if you can make up for all the wrong you've caused in three days," the baby ruler said promptly.

"What?! Only three days?! Do you even realize how bad I've been when I alive and kicking?" Merekai shouted angrily.

"I'm very well aware of that, but if you cant accomplish that, I'm afraid there's no reason I have for being able to bring you back to life. Every person brought to life, and trust me this doesn't happen very often, must have at least three reasons to live."

"Look here, brat boy, I'm in a whole new dimension, meaning a whole new person, and a whole new enchilada to take care of. How I am supposed to have three reasons to live if I never even existed in this crack pot world?" Merekai nagged.

"Well for starters, we are going to send you back to Ningenkai as a fallen angel, and from that point you're on your own. Also if you need any assistance, I can send the spirit detectives or Botan to help." Koenma said.

"You're on crack aren't you?" Merekai asked incredulously, " I don't see how I'm going to accomplish this crap."

"No need for such crude language, Merekai," Koenma said, "if you put some effort to it, I'm sure you'll get the hang of it in no time."

"What the fck?!" Merekai cussed, "Why I outta—"

"Have a good time in Tokyo, Merekai!" Koenma shouted as he pushed a giant red button that flung her down, down, down, into Ningenkai…

"God, if there is a god out there, please bring the Apocalypse." Merekai said.

'Oh, god, I'm gonna have a really big headache once I crash down there…' Merekai thought hopelessly.

And with a bang she went...

Merekai deftly fell...into a trashcan.

'Curses,' Merekai thought glaring at any passerbys that were staring a her. Merekai was covered in spoiled milk and leftover chicken bones and banana peels...' Hate you, Koenma'

"WHY WHY MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?!?!" Merekai shouted.

"Why you what?" a voice asked. The speaker was a teenage boy, maybe around the age of 15-16. he slicked back black hair, and standing next to him was an awfully ugly carrot topped guy with a hairstyle awfully similar to a deformed Elvis style.

"What are you staring at punk?" Merekai threatened.

"Ooo, the girlie's got spunk," the cocky black haired boy teased.

"Urameshi, you shouldn't make fun of a lady," the carrot top warned.

"Yeah, haven't you even heard of the pharse 'the fury of a woman scorned?'"Merekai said smuggly.

"Yeah, but you don't look all that threatening junk face," the black haired boy sneered.

'Why I outta... ' Merekai glared, " Hey punk, trying to pick a fight with me or something?"

" I didn't think girls could land a punch," he sneered.

"YUSUKE YOU BIG DUMB JERK!" a girl's voice shouted as she slammed his head with her fist.

"Ah...Keiko I didn't realize you were here," Yusuke said nervously.

"Yeah, you didn't know i was here, so you decided pick on a girl while you were at it," Keiko complained," Are you alright? Did they do anything to you?"

'Eww, what's that stench?' Keiko thought, 'Oh, it's that poor girl. Yusuke must have done this.' Keiko glared up the fires from hell at Yusuke."Yusuke how could you do that to such a poor little girl?"

"Keiko, I swear it wasn't me! She just fell out of the sky and landed in the garbage herself!"Yusuke exclaimed as he tried to defend himself.

"Well punk, how about we spar to decide that matter," Merekai challenged.

"You're on garbage face!" Yusuke shouted.

Merekai smirked as she got into a defensive position.

"Are you kidding me? You cant even pinch me in that position," Yusuke said.

"Oh, you'll see," Merekai simply stayed in her position as she waited for him to start.

Yusuke jabbed a punch while she easily side-stepped it and then kneed him in the stomach. Yusuke glared at her as he winced in pain.

Merekai then upper-cutted him with her fist and jumped back before he could even land a hit.

'She hits as fast Hiei can run. And she even plays an impresive offence blended in with her defence,'Yusuke thought,' but i'm not gonna admit it.' Yusuke smirked and then jabbed at her with some hidden spirit energy. Merekai's eyes widened as she saw the mysterious aura and got hit in the face.

"What the hell was that, punk? You trying to surprise me with that flashy fist?"Merekai threatened.

"Flashy fist? What? You saw that?!"Yusuke exclaimed," You can see spirit energy?"

"If that aura was your 'spirit energy,' then yes," Merekai replied,"I got sent down here by baby brat. He wants me to flash off a clean record for three days, in order for him to bring me back to life."

"So the toddler sent you?" Yusuke said in wonder,"and you're dead, too?"

"Yes, yes, he sent me down as a 'fallen angel,'"Merekai rolled er eyes.

"Not too hot working a an angel," Yusuke teased," More like working in the place of Lucifer himself."

Merekai glared,"Well, if you don't mind me, I gotta go make three important ties down on this dump."

-Why me?- Merekai said in English. Yusuke and Kuwabara stared at her while Keiko smiled.

-So you can speak English?- Keiko asked.

-Well, yeah, I am Americanized-Merekai grinned.

-I have to learn it in school.- Keiko sighed,-But these to delinquents don't even try although they have too.-

-Heheh, that's a laugh, punks and dummys. What more could you ask for?- Merekai teased.

-Try educated,- Keiko said deadpanned.

"WHOO HOO!! THAT'S HILARIOUS!!" Merekai shouted. Keiko laughed as well.

"What, what?" Yusuke and Kuwabara said simutaneously.

"Well I gotta go now. See you areound, Keiko. Hopefully we can meet up sometime and hang out,"Merekai said.

"I'd like that, but wait, what's your name?"Keiko asked.

"It's Merekai,"Said Merekai as she waved goodbye.

"Man, I should have asked for instructions,"whined Merekai as she wondered the streets of Tokyo.

"Are you lost, do you need any help?"A kind voice asked.

Ok, I'll leave at that. Whew, what a long chapter. Ok, read and review if you want me to update quicker.

If you wanna guess, try guessing who the mystery person is. But trust me it won't be easy. .