[A/N: So after today I'm off to church camp for the week. The next one will probably be up Sunday or Monday.]
"Lisbon, I'm bored." Jane complained from Lisbon's couch.
"Congratulations." Lisbon said grouchily from her desk where she was working on paperwork.
"Give me something to do." Jane pleaded.
"Just go home, Jane. There's nothing keeping you here."
"I don't want to go home."
"Then shut up."
"Fine."
It was a nice Spring day in Sacramento, not that Lisbon or Jane would know, as they had both been cooped up in the office all day. Lisbon didn't really mind, but Jane was bored. And when Jane gets bored, things are bound to get ugly.
"Come on Lisbon. Let's take a break." he pleaded.
"What do you mean, "let's?" You're not doing anything! You've been talking a break all day! "
"Sheesh, woman. Someone's seriously stressed."
"Oh, are we using alliteration now?" Lisbon bantered.
Jane simply raised his eyebrows at her, grinning. "Are we, my lovely Lisbon?"
Lisbon blushed slightly. "Shut up. Anyway, Jane, look, if you have any ideas on how to make the work go faster, you know, like helping with the paperwork for once, I'm open for it."
"Well, I do have one idea..." Jane seemed skeptical.
"Well, what is it? Tell me!" Lisbon said, not noticing Jane's questioning tone of voice.
"Are you sure you won't try to kill me?" Jane asked.
"Depends." Lisbon admitted.
"Nah, I better not risk it," the consultant decided.
"C'mon."
"Fine," He gave up.
Jane swung off the couch and swiftly walked over to Lisbon's desk, perching on the edge of it. Before Lisbon could react, he tilted her face towards him, leaned down, and gave her a slow, lasting kiss.
"Now hurry up with the paperwork so I can take you out to dinner." Jane grinned.
Lisbon tried to decide whether to slap him or blush. So she did both.
"Jeez, Lisbon!"
"Now I'll hurry."