The Villain's Convention: Chapter 3

I.

"Kimberly Anne Possible!" The door slammed behind James Possible, as he stormed into his house.

Mrs. Possible came running from the kitchen. "Honey, what's wrong."

"Do you know what your daughter did?" James shouted.

"Not yet, dear, but I'm sure you'll tell me." Anne soothed reaching her arms up around her husband's neck. "How bad could it be?"

James breathed harshly for a few moments, then gritted, "Turn on the news, you'll see."

Anne released her husband, heading for the den, her face paling. "Oh, no. that camera man was faster than I thought. What if he was even faster..."

James stood in the den, arms crossed rigidly on his chest, glaring at his wide screen television.

"This is your action news reporter once again,

and we're here at the gas station.

Pardon me, Ma'am, did you see what happened?"

"Yeh, I did...I was just in here getting my tires checked,

and she just appeared out of the traffic.

Come streaking around the grease rack there

didn't have nothin' on but a scream.

I looked in there and Edgar was getting him a cold drink

I hollered...Don't look Edgar

It was too late...he'd already been mooned

Flashed him right there in front of the shock absorbers."

James couldn't take any more. He strode over and punched the off button.

Giving a sigh of relief Anne raised her eyes to James, "But, Honey, what has that got to do with Kim? They didn't have a picture of whoever did the streaking."

James mouth opened and closed before he finally burst out, "Because I was getting gas! You think I don't know our own little Bubble Butt!"

II.

"Z honey, I don't understand. How does disappearing another one of the Princess' lame mission outfits fit into the plan?"

Zorpox whirled, "Plan? What do you know about my plan?"

"N...Nothing, babe, I just thought..." Shego reached up to stroke his cheek soothingly.

He calmed instantly, "Don't worry about the plan, my green goody, just worry about being gorgeous." He reached around to squeeze her derrière, "something you are already world class at." He turned back to his work bench.

"I'm just curious, if it wasn't needed for your plan, why did you zap her clothes again?"

"Oh, I didn't."

"If you didn't, then who..."

III.

"RUFUS!"

"Quiet, Mom, Dad'll be up here in a minute if you keep that up." Kim warned he mother.

"But...but...Rufus? Why...I mean how..."

Kim groaned, "If you must know, I saw Ron at Bueno Nacho."

"Ron or Zorpox."

"Fine," Kim growled, "Zorpox. Of course I tried to catch him."

"Of course."

"I chased him out the back door. And I almost had him when he ducked into a filling station."

"But how..."

Kim blushed, "When I rounded the bay, there was no sign of Ron, but Rufus was standing there."

"R...Rufus?" Kim sputtered as she slid to a halt.

"Hinc...hi...Kim-Kim." The naked mole rat waved one tiny paw at her.

"Rufus, what is that you're pointing at me? And why are you pointing it at me."

With a wide grin the naked mole rat squealed "Cheeze!" and pushed the button.

Anne finally got her giggles under control. "But, Kimmie, why did you run through the garage?"

"Because the only people in there were an odd couple." Kim thought a minute, "She looked familiar, but at least she wasn't throwing anything, just screaming 'Don't look, Don't look.' And there were like thirty people out front. I had to get to the alley and get home."

Anne shook her head in resignation, "Kimmie, I thought you could count better than that."

"What do you mean, Mom?"

"There weren't two people in there, there were three. And two guesses who the third man was."

Kim dropped her head into her hands. "I am so dead."

IV.

"I'm getting bored." Shego complained, "You don't want to play, and there's nothing to do."

"Do you like basketball?"

"Not particularly, why."

"We're going to the Middleton High playoffs tonight."

"Woo hoo, extra hoo.'" Shego pouted.

"Oh, I guarantee, you won't be bored. A Booyahhahahahahahh...