Digi: Well, looks like chapter three's here. Sorry it took so long, but my mind is wild and uncontrollable, so picking what I should use for the chapter out of my brain took awhile. Now, let's get started!

Disclaimer: Me only own me. Alli owns Alli. People who own Kuroshitsuji own Kuroshitsuji. People who own things other than me and Alli own things other than me and Alli.

Last time…

"I demand to know what is going on!" Ciel shouted at the two girls, while blushing from the embarrassment of what had just occurred. "Maybe later Shorty." was the response he got from Digi. "Do you know who I am? I am the Earl Phantomhive, and I demand to know what is going on!" he shouted at her. "Hmm. Nope," she replied.

"Sebastian, I order you to make her tell me!" "Yes, my lord," Sebastian said.

Next thing Digi knew, she had a demon butler in her face. He leaned forward, and whispered seductively, "Tell me what's going on, and you'll get a reward." She pondered it for a moment before answering, "Sorry, but no. I don't do lust, and I plan on keeping my virginity."

Next thing she knew, a fork was being held to her neck. "Okay, okay, I'll talk! Please put the eating utensils away!" Sebastian and Ciel smirked.

Now…

Chapter 3

Crazies and Confusion!

(Digi's POV)

I glanced around nervously, silently pleading for help as my BFF was staring in shock. They were all looking at me suspiciously, some glaring, obviously pissed about the Circle You gag I just pulled. What should I tell them, I thought to myself (Drocell reference intended). The truth is probably the best option. The demon can probably tell if I'm lying.

"Um, I don't really know what exactly is going on, but I can tell you where you are!" I stated, getting a bit scared when Sebby's eyes flashed pink, "You're in my house in [insert city, county, and state here] in the U.S.A., in North America, in the northern and western hemispheres, on the planet Earth, in an unnamed solar system, in the Milky Way galaxy, in an unnamed cluster of galaxies, in an unnamed universe, in what I think is another dimension, in the year 2013!" I finished with a big smile and my eyes closed. I relaxed a little and opened my eyes when I felt the metal fork left my neck.

"2013?" "Another dimension?" "U.S.A?" The anime characters were obviously confused, so I decided to help them.

"Yep, here you're nothing but characters in an anime, watched for the entertainment of teens and adults." I said, grinning again.

"Anime?" "Teens?" "Watched?" Again with questions. I keep forgetting they're from the 1800's.

"An anime is a Japanese animated cartoon, teen is short for teenager, which means someone between the ages of 13 and 18 years old, and people watch you on TV." another smile.

"Japanese?" "Cartoon?" "TV?" *sigh* "This may take awhile."

(3 hours later)

"We're characters, watched by people for entertainment, from a world that doesn't really exist." Ciel said, finally getting it.

"Yep!" I said grinning really big, "You people finally understand!"

"I don't believe a word of this." Will, the killjoy, said. Damn. They don't believe me! Now what?

My savior came in the form of Alli, who had already thought of something. "I can prove it! Look behind you!" she said, before pressing play.

The first Kuroshitsuji theme song, Monochrome Kiss, started playing. The anime characters stared in shock as episode 1 came on.

(25 minutes later)

They just stared in shock at what they had seen.

I wanna poke one of 'em with a stick, I thought, covering my mouth to hide my grin and snickering. So, I poked Undertaker in the face with a stick. He snapped out of it, obviously startled, before resuming his 'normal' look.

"Hehehe. Why did you poke me with a stick little girl." "I was bored, and these-" I gripped my D-cups, "-say I'm not that little." I replied with a smirk.

Then, I noticed Alli staring at Sebastian, so me, being me, decided to say quite loudly, "Alli, you better not be thinking about losing your virginity!" That snapped everyone out of it, and I busted out laughing. "Digi!" she yelled, obviously flustered.

I then looked around and did the psycho grin, twitch, and psycho laugh routine.

"W-what are you?" asked Prince Soma.

"Well, judging by these-" I gripped my D-cups again, "-and my lack any male reproductive organs, I'd say I'm a girl." I said, smiling.

"Hi!" I jumped up and down waving repeatedly, like a little kid, because I just now realized me and Alli never properly introduced ourselves, "I'm Digi and she's Alli!"

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Digi: All flames will be used to fuel Angela/Ash in his/her/its destruction of humanity! *Psycho grin, twitch, and psycho laugh*