PeanutFangirl: What's up losers! Welcome back to my Truth or Dare show!
*Crowd cheers*
PeanutFangirl: Now, I have some sad news. The dares I had from last episode that were never answered in this episode. I'm sorry but it will take to much time. So I'll try to do all the dares on last episode in this episode! Sorry guys!
*Crowd awes*
PeanutFangirl: Just be happy I'm updating assholes. Now, I'm not wasting any time! Let's do some questions and dares!
*Crowd cheers*
PeanutFangirl: Alright, this one is from Maxiben1124. I want to kiss Clem on the lips. Well come on out here then!
Maxiben1124: *shyly waves* Hi.
PeanutFangirl: C'mon shy guy! *drags Maxiben1124 onto the stage* Now, make out with the princess!
Clementine: What did you call me?
PeanutFangirl: Shut up, princess.
Maxiben1124: *awkwardly pecks Clementine on the lips* 'kay BYE! *disappears*
Clementine: *stares forward awkwardly* Uhhhhhhhhhh….
PeanutFangirl: She totally liked it, now! Next letter! From Red Eyed Rabbit (HEY RIDDLER) this is good. 1. Make Clem and Sarah older (if ya can, otherwise don't) and ask Luke and Nick who they think is hotter, who ever they pick, (Sarah or Clem) has to throw cream pies at them and force feed them raw eggs. (idk where I got that idea from xD)
2. For Luke, did you enjoy banging Jane? Did she give you STD of any kind? Did you ever bang Bonnie? if so, did she give you any STD? (xD Im sorry, I just really hate Bonnie and Jane...)
3. Clementine, if you could look like anyone in this room when you get older, Who would you want to look like? You can't chose yourself as one, and you can't choose the host Molly either. (Because she's to fabulous)
4. Let me hug Luke please xD that would make my day x10
and one more, (Sorry for making you read all of this ) Bring Emily and Lena onto he set IDC IF YOU DONT WANNA! YOUR GONNA DO IT! ALRIGHT? Good. Then, make lemolly happen, French kiss. xD xD I ship it!
*Crowd laughs*
PeanutFangirl: Well, that was a mouthful. How about this, since these are my favorites, let's save them for last, okay? Good!
*Crowd awes*
PeanutFangirl: *evolves into a giraffe with daggers for teeth* SHUT UP!
*Crowd cowers*
PeanutFangirl: Good. Now, from Shaun of the dead bro. I'd like to kiss Bonnie. Also, Doug and Carley kiss! Sorry man, no Matthew on the show.
Shaun of the dead bro: Damn.
PeanutFangirl: *pats awkwardly* I know, I know. Now, you may kiss the ginger!
Bonnie: Hey! That's rac- *is attacked by Shaun of the dead bro's lips*
PeanutFangirl: Hawt. Now, Dougy and Carley must kissy!"
Doug: *slowly shuffles towards Carley* I uh…
Carley: Oh for crying out loud! *grabs Doug's shirt collar and smashes her lips on his*
PeanutFangirl: Ah, the awkward romance! Now, next letter. *opens, realizes it's upside down, and flips* From PLOAGaming (HALEY IS BACK B*TCHES!) I want to touch Luke's butt so I can say, "I touched the butt." And I want Sarah to be one month pregnant, because of the last dare. *applauds* Fine dares my friend, fine dares indeed.
PLOAGaming: Yeah, yeah. Where's the butt?
PeanutFangirl: Right here, HEY LUKE!
Luke: What?!
PeanutFangirl: Turn around.
Luke: *spins around* Why am I doing this?
PLOAGaming: *lightly smacks Luke's butt* I touched the butt.
Luke: *jumps away* What the hell!?
PeanutFangirl: Dat ass, IT'S HOLY! Now, I would like to welcome SARAH'S FAT STOMACH!
Sarah: Why is my belly getting big daddy?
Carlos: It's uh… *turns to PeanutFangirl* WHAT DID YOU DO?!
PeanutFangirl: *evolves into giraffe with daggers for teeth again* F*CK OFF! *Carlos cowers* Good, now! From Cap'n Derp Scout. I dare Sarah and Clementine to play GTA as Trevor. Now, I may want GTA, but I don't know who Trevor is. So yeah, gonna have to skip you on that one! I'M SORRY OKAY!
Cap'n Derp Scout: Well, can I play?
PeanutFangirl: Sure.
Cap'n Derp Scout: YAY! *plays some GTA*
PeanutFangirl: Moving on, from shadow ninja. I dare Kenny and you not to swear for the rest of the chapter. I dare Larry to drop a bowling ball on Kenny's foot.
Kenny: Son of a. *realizes he didn't say b*tch* Why can't I say?
PeanutFangirl: Because it is physically impossible for you to swear for the rest of the episode…B*TCH! Haha! Larry *hands Larry a bowling ball* drop this on Kenny's foot.
Larry: *grins* With pleasure. *drops bowling ball on Kenny's foot*
Kenny: *reaches for foot* SWEET MONKEY PEE PEE SAUCE!
*Everyone stares at Kenny awkwardly*
PeanutFangirl: Uh…moving on. From Twdgfangirl34 (HAPPY LATE BIRTHDAY!) Can I punch Larry, Carver, Jane, and Troy in the faces, make Clem, Kenny, and Nick switch hats for the whole episode, could I hug Arvo? He reminds me alot of Harry Potter, and can I kiss Nick on the lips? Absolutely! C'mon out!
Twdgfangirl34: *skips out and waves frantically* HI!
PeanutFangirl: How adorable! Now, Troy isn't here, f*cking Troy, but Carver is! So feel free to punch his face in!
Twdgfangirl: And Larry's and Jane's. *punches Larry in the face, with no reaction* Damn. *punches Jane, who scowls back*
PeanutFangirl: Don't be afraid of Carver. *ties Carver up* Now, can I change your plan real fast?
Twdgfangirl34: Uh…sure.
PeanutFangirl: Make Lasercorn proud and punch him…right in the balls.
Twdgfangirl34: Oh! Okay! *smiles evily* Prepare your balls, Billy-Bob Gunderson! *punches Carver in the balls*
Carver: F*CK! *struggles to free self*
PeanutFangirl: Beautiful! Now, moving on. From little brandybuck. I dare Sarah to watch the anaconda music video, get Luke and Nick to make out, and get Kenny to punch himself repeatingly in the face until he cries. I think we've traumatized Sarah enough, so let's skip over that one.
*Crowd boos*
PeanutFangirl: SHUT UP! Perverts. Now, Luke and Nick must make out!
Luke & Nick: What?! No!
PeanutFangirl: Don't look me in the eye and pretend you don't want to.
Luke & Nick: But… *some majestic force causes them to make out passionately*
PeanutFangirl: That's what I'm talking about.
*Nuke fans squeal loudly*
PeanutFangirl and Nuke fans: NUKE! NUKE! NUKE! NUKE! NUKE! NUKE!
PeanutFangirl: Now, Kenny, punch yourself in the face until you cry. And before you protest… *evolves into giraffe with daggers for teeth again* DO IT!
Kenny: Frick! (Still can't swear) *begins to punch self in the face*
FIVE MINUTES LATER
Kenny: *sobs while nose is seriously bleeding* MAKE IT STOP!
Luke & Nick: *are still making out*
PeanutFangirl: I think my girl boner has settled. *Luke and Nick stop making out and Kenny stops punching himself* Now, from EvaTheKnight. Luke has to run outside screaming, "I've lost my voice! Come help me find it!" I want to slow dance with Nick while he's blindfolded. Clem has to do the cinnamon challenge. Kenny has to drink a bottle of mayo. And PeanutFangirl has to dance her most favorite dance moves. Goddammit, I can't dance to save my life. Look! *starts to dance to Beyonce's Move Your Body like someone is having a seizure*
Carlos: She's having a seizure! *runs to PeanutFangirl's aid only to be accidentally slapped*
PeanutFangirl: Whoops! My bad! See, I can't dance. Luke, you know what to do.
Luke: Ugh, FINE! *runs outside* HEY! I'VE LOST MY VOICE! COME HELP ME FIND IT!
PeanutFangirl: That looks really f*cking retarded. Now, come here Eva!
EvaTheKnight: WHOOO! I'M ON THIS SHOW! WHOOO! WHOOO! HI MOM! WHOOO!
PeanutFangirl: Seriously! Calm your tits girl! *blindfolds Nick* Slow dance away.
Nick: *pats Eva's face* Who is this?
EvaTheKnight: NICKY! * glomps Nick *
PeanutFangirl: I'd be surprise if she doesn't bang him right there right now.
EvatheKnight: Is that permission?
PeanutFangirl: Who are you trying to bang? Me or Nick? I know I'm more fab than most people (Red Eyed Rabbit: And that bubble butt) SHUT UP! But I'm not interested.
EvaTheKnight: Whatever. *makes out with Nick*
Nick: F*cking fangirls…
PeanutFangirl: Alright. Clemmy and Kenny! Hop to it!
Clementine: I actually like cinnamon, so this might not be so bad. *attempts to swallow cinnamon, only to cough it back up* WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SH*T!?
*Everyone but Clementine and Lee laughs*
Kenny: *chugs jar of mayo* That's freaking disgusting! *vomits*
*Everyone but Kenny laughs*
PeanutFangirl: Oh so beautiful! Just my kind of scene. Now, from Prettyprincess45. Luke…KISS BONNIE! Seriously?! All the kissing?! WHY DON'T I GET SOME KISSES?! Seriously, where are my kisses? I'm the most fab person here! (Red Eyed Rabbit: And that bubble butt…) SHUT UP ABOUT MY BUBBLE BUTT!
Luke: How many people am I going to kiss on this show?
PeanutFangirl: Like I said, every girl and gay guy found you attractive when they first saw you honey, deal with it.
Luke: Fine… *kisses Bonnie*
Bonnie: *kisses back passionately*
PeanutFangirl: Ack! Not a fan, sorry Lonnie shippers.
*Lonnie shippers boo*
PeanutFangirl: *evolves into giraffe with daggers for teeth again* SHUT THE F*CK UP! Moving on. From chrisakathenerd. I want to kiss Sarah. Fine, hop to it.
Chrisakathenerd: Yay! *smashes lips on Sarah*
Carlos: STOP WITH THIS- *is devoured by PeanutFangirl after she evolved into a giraffe with daggers for teeth again*
PeanutFangirl: Now that he's been taken care of. From Aspect Of Unoriginal Though! (GLENN THE BADASS/CREEP) I dare Danny st. John to make love to Sam the dog; then Lee needs to watch before screeching, "It's OOOOOOVEEEEERRRRR!" The having a stroke soon after. You are a genius my friend. A GENIUS! Sadly, Danny and Sam ain't on this show, but I do have a little something for you. ROLL THE CLIP!
*Clip shows a video of Danny dry humping his rifle, and is replaced with Sam the dog*
Lee: IT'S OOOOOOVEEEEERRRRR! *has a stroke*
PeanutFangirl: This is beautiful. *wipes a falling tear* Last dare before we get into Red Eyed Rabbit's!
*Crowd awes*
PeanutFangirl: Red. Eyed. Rabbit's. Dare.
*Crowd cheers*
PeanutFangirl: That's what I'm talking about! From BladeRunner43. I dare Sarah to kiss Becca on the lips. Now, Becca isn't here, so can Clementine make up for it?
Clementine: Again? Really?
PeanutFangirl: Yes. KISS! KISS! KISS!
Sarah & Clementine: FINE! *awkwardly peck each other's lips*
PeanutFangirl: Alright! Time for Red Eyed Rabbit's dare! Get on out here hun!
Red Eyed Rabbit: hops into room and glomps Luke* That's one dare out of the way, PeanutBubbleButt!
PeanutFangirl: STOP TALKING ABOUT MY BUBBLE BUTT! GAWD!
*Crowd laughs*
PeanutFangirl: Clem, you get to hit Luke in the face with a pie and shove a raw egg down his throat, Sarah, you do the same to Nick. Cool?
Clementine & Sarah: *grins evily* CaN't WaIt, PeAnUtFaNgIrL!
PeanutFangirl: *ties Luke and Nick down to two chairs* BEGIN!
*Sarah and Clementine proceed to shove raw eggs into Luke and Nick's mouths and slam pies into their faces and they high five at the end*
Luke & Nick: Motherf*cker.
PeanutFangirl: I don't know how you came up with that, but it's awesome! Hey Luke, did you enjoy banging Jane? Did you get STDs? Did you ever bang Bonnie? Did you get STDs from her?
Luke: *muffling from pie and egg* Why do you want to know THAT?!
Red Eyed Rabbit: Because I really hate Jane and Bonnie, NOW ANSWER B*TCH!
Luke: Okay! Okay! Jane was okay, but I didn't get STDs…and no I've never…banged Bonnie. Why do you call it that?
PeanutFangirl: We just do, accept it. Clementine, when you get older? Who would you like to resemble the most? And you can't choose me or yourself. *dramatically flips hair over shoulder*
Clementine: I don't know, Carley? She's pretty, I guess.
PeanutFangirl & Red Eyed Rabbit: Yeah she is.
Carley: Don't bring me into this.
PeanutFangirl: And it looks like I have to French kiss ml 2 ghost and The Rose of Hedylogos at the same time…dammit.
Red Eyed Rabbit: YES! LEMOLY FOR THE WIN!
PeanutFangirl: Well, hope you all enjoyed the show! I'm gonna go French kiss my friends before Red Eyed Rabbit kills me! ROBIN OUT! *French kisses ml 2 ghost and The Rose of Hedylogos.*