Here is the next chapter of the Seville Rules!
I see that a lot of people are liking it, that's always good news, eh? Anywho, that aside, time to go back to the Seville Rules!
I love Rule 44. LOL!
Rule No. 27: Simon, never buy gum and bring it to school. Unless you want to be pestered by the others saying "Give us one" "Give us one"!
Simon: Never again shall I bring gum to school.
Theodore: Yeah, you should've learned your lesson!
Rule No. 28: Jeanette's a teacher's pet, don't let her see you doing something bad in school.
Alvin: Teacher's pet! Teacher's pet!
Jeanette: I pride myself on being a teacher's pet.
Alvin: Huh? Why?
Jeanette: Because I can get away with more things than others can.
Simon: She's got you there, Alvin.
Rule No. 29: Crying doesn't mean you're a wimp. It means you have feelings.
Ryan: Ha! Brittany's such a baby!
Eleanor: She wouldn't be crying if you hadn't have been teasing her, you big bully!
Ryan: Oh come on, you're both wimps. You and her both need to suck up.
Eleanor: No we don't! At least we have feelings!
Rule No. 30: At school, don't go to the bathroom during a lesson, unless you're willing to get the evil eye.
Alvin: Mrs. Nilch, can I go to the bathroom?
Mrs. Nilch: No, Alvin! Sit down and listen to the lesson!
Alvin: Too late to sit down, gotta go! *runs out of the room*
Simon: He never can wait, can he?
Theodore: Don't expect him to.
Alvin: *runs back* I have returned, Mrs. Nilch!
Mrs. Nilch: SIT DOWN!
Alvin: Okay okay!
Rule No. 31: No throwing snowballs at someone's face. 'Nuff said.
Brittany: ALVINNNNNNNNNN!
Rule No. 32: No going in front of somebody in line, unless you're Theodore.
Simon: Theodore, I was here first!
Theodore: I'm chubby, I'm hungry, I'm little. Do you think I'm gonna wait?
Rule No. 33: Don't draw on the bathroom wall. Dave paid a few million dollars to get them tiled.
Simon: How do you even draw on tiled walls?
Alvin: Permanent markers, duh!
Simon: How do you know that it works?
Alvin: No reason!
Rule No. 34: Drawing on the classroom desks is not allowed! EVER!
Alvin: *starts carving his name in his History class desk with a pair of scissors* La dee dee dum de dum...
Simon: Mrs. Nilch, Alvin's drawing on his desk!
Mrs. Nilch: ALVIN SEVILLE!
Alvin: Hey, nobody ever said I couldn't carve my desk.
Rule No. 35: No PDA (public displays of affection) anywhere! At school, at the mall, even at home!
Alvin: Hey Brittany.
Brittany: Hi. *closes her locker*
Alvin: So, what class do you have next?
Brittany: I think I have Alvin classes.
Alvin: Huh? What the hell is Alvin cla...
Brittany: Shut up. *kisses Alvin for a split second and pulls away*
Mrs. Nilch: Miss Miller and Mr. Seville, DETENTION!
Rule No. 36: Monday. Nobody likes Monday. Except Alvin.
Alvin: Monday, Monday. Everyone hates Monday.
Brittany: Except you.
Alvin: Yeah, just me.
Rule No. 37: Get to school on time or don't come at all.
Alvin: *pants, running into the classroom* I-I'm here!
Mrs. Nilch: GET OUT!
Alvin: What? Why?
Mrs. Nilch: YOU'RE LATE! GET OUT!
Alvin: *shrugs* Hey, works for me.
Rule No. 38: Only one person at a time goes to the bathroom, whether it's a boy or a girl.
Alvin: But I have to go to the bathroom!
Mrs. Nilch: Brittany's going. SO YOU'RE NOT!
Alvin: Whyyyy?
Mrs. Nilch: I know that you'll do SOMETHING WE DO NOT NEED TO DISCUSS!
Alvin: hee hee hee.
Rule No. 39: Theodore didn't know how to swear. Until he learned how to drive.
Theodore: GET OUT OF THE FREAKIN' DAMN WAY!
Alvin: We never should've let him drive.
Simon: Right.
Theodore: THIS F***N THING CAN'T MOVE!
Rule No. 40: Tripping is definitely normal. (A/N: This one cracks me up!)
Jeanette: AWK! *falls over her shoelaces*
Ryan: HA HA HA! Jeanette tripped in the hall!
Jeanette: *dusts herself off* I didn't trip. I was simply testing gravity. It still works.
Rule No. 41: Scary noises at night with Theodore awake.
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Theodore: This is it. I had a good life.
Rule No. 42: Whenever Simon proves a teacher wrong, the day is bound to be a suckage day for the rest of you listening to him brag.
Simon: Mrs. Nilch, I'm sorry to tell you this, but the property factor of 82 isn't 7.
Rule No. 43: Alvin, stop making Brittany laugh when she's reading to the class.
Mrs. Nilch: Miss Miller, please read page 84 of your science textbook.
Brittany: Okay... when an aircraft is in the air, four forces act upon it, consisting of lift, thrust, drag and gravity...
Alvin: There's gotta be a lot of gravity to keep Mrs. Nilch on the ground.
Brittany: *giggles* Gravity keeps an item, person or place on the ground and not floating up into space. In the case of an aircraft, gravity tries to pull down the aircraft to the ground. Lift helps the aircraft to get off the ground and...
Alvin: Any aircraft Mrs. Nilch goes in won't ever be able to lift off of the ground.
Brittany: *starts laughing again*
Mrs. Nilch: MISS MILLER! KEEP READING!
Brittany: Yes, Mrs. Nilch.
Mrs. Nilch: AND YOU, MR. SEVILLE! SHUT UP!
Alvin: What did I do?
Rule No. 44: Do not insult the teacher, Alvin, even if you're good at that.
Mrs. Nilch: Alright, class. I am beautiful. What tense is that?
Alvin: Obviously past.
Rule No. 45: In boring classes, Eleanor improves her art skills.
Eleanor: Ugh... *starts doodling on her math textbook papers*
Simon: What are you doing? Whoa! That looks just like Stephan Harper!
Eleanor: I try.
Rule No. 46: Good grades, enough sleep, a social life. Pick one.
Alvin: Duh my social life.
Jeanette: And you don't care about a quality education, good grades and straight A's?
Alvin: That's what you picked. I can only pick one.
Rule No. 47: That awkward moment when you call your teacher "Mom" or "Dad". Believe me, Simon's had plenty of those moments.
Mrs. Nilch: Simon, please erase the chalkboard.
Simon: Okay Mom. Oops!
Alvin: Simon, we haven't seen Vinny in ten years!
Simon: That's what makes it so weird.
Rule No. 48: When Eleanor finds Mr. Right, she never knew his first name was Always. (A/N: This one is super sweet!)
Theodore: Ellie... *kisses Eleanor gently* Um.. that's for being such a nice friend.
Eleanor: Oh, I think we're more than friends now!
Rule No. 49: Every girl wants a bad boy. You want a bad boy, go get Alvin. Sorry, but he's taken.
Brittany: Mine mine mine! MUAH HA HA!
Alvin: Britt, whenever we're in the mall, doesn't mean you need to declare that I'm yours.
Brittany: Yes I do or all the others will forget.
Alvin: Oh please, Brittany. Nobody messes with my bad girl.
Rule No. 50: Jeanette doesn't hate anyone.
Simon: Hey, Ryan just put on his Facebook status 'about to jump off a cliff'.
Jeanette: I'm gonna go poke him. *grabs her jacket*
Rule No. 51: Girls, never like Alvin's Facebook picture. Brittany will stalk you.
Alvin: Brittany, you've been on your laptop all day! What the hell are you doing?
Brittany: Doing something on Facebook. No biggie, right? Yeah, I'm right. Of course I'm right.
Alvin: You're having a nervous breakdown, eh?
Brittany: More or less. Some girl liked your Facebook picture and I'm stalking her to make sure she doesn't keep doing it.
Alvin: So? I liked your picture. You gonna stalk me too?
Brittany: Yep. *stares at Alvin*
Alvin: Now you're creeping me out.
Rule No. 52: Never ask Simon obvious questions. You'll get an obvious answer.
Alvin: Simon, what would you do if there was no Google?
Simon: I dunno. Google it.
Rule No. 53: Theodore may not be the fastest runner but he's faster than some things.
Alvin: Theodore, you need to go fast!
Theodore: At least I'm faster than Internet Explorer!
Rule No. 54: Simon's second obvious answer to another obvious question.
Alvin: Can you help me with my math homework, Simon? Pleaseeeee!
Simon: Don't ask me something unless you haven't Googled it first.
Rule No. 55: Skinny jeans are like calories.
Eleanor: Ughhh! Urghhh! Ughhh!
Alvin: What's she doing?
Brittany: Getting off her skinny jeans.
Alvin: Oh.
Brittany: As she says, skinny jeans and calories have one thing in common. They're easy to put on, but nearly impossible to take off.
Rule No. 56: Don't remind Brittany about her email address as a little kid.
Brittany: Hey Si! Whatcha doing?
Simon: Cleaning out my inbox.
Brittany: Ah.
Simon: Who's PrincessDora , Brittany? Oh yeah, you. ALVIN! GOT SOMETHING TO SHOW YOU!
Brittany: Noooooo! Alvie, don't listen to him!
Rule No. 57: Nerd is not just a 4 letter word. It's a 6 digit paycheck every month in the future.
Ryan: Nerd coming through. Make way for the furry rat nerd, fellas.
Simon: One day, I'm gonna be richer than now and you'll be working for me.
Rule No. 58: Know what fun is? No. You don't.
Simon: I'm gonna go play chess in the backyard with Steve!
Alvin: That's not fun.
Simon: You're not fun.
Alvin: You're not fun.
Simon: You're not fun.
Alvin: Steve's not fun.
Rule No. 59: Being single is great. Until you see a happy couple.
Simon: I remember when I used to be single.
Jeanette: I remember that too. Wh-when I used to be single, I mean.
Simon: Yeah. Look at us. A happy couple! Eleanor and Theodore are happy!
Jeanette: It's really so sweet!
Simon: Even Alvin and Brittany are happy. Wait... let me rethink that.
Rule No. 60: If Alvin pauses his video games just to text Brittany, he must really like her.
Brittany: Awww! See what he texted me! *shows her cell-phone screen to Simon*
Simon: That's just mushy.
Brittany: It's adorable! Awww, gotta text him back!
Simon: You can just talk to him.
Brittany: Why is that?
Simon: He's right across the room!
Brittany: ...
Simon: Aha.
Brittany: Takes too long to get there.
Rule No. 61: It's pathetic when you find Waldo before you find a boyfriend.
Blaise: Britt, I need a boyfriend! Stat!
Brittany: You're my best friend, I'd do anything to help out.
Blaise: Ah, you're the best.
Brittany: Look for Waldo while I search up some facts on how to get a guy. *hands the 'Where's Waldo' book to Blaise*
Blaise: *opens the book* Hmm... I found him!
Brittany: Okay, this is sad.
Rule No. 62: Going to the bathroom during the night is a life-and-death decision.
Alvin: *sits up in bed* Should I go pee or not?
*Smashing noises from downstairs*
Alvin: *collapses on the bed* Never mind.
Rule No. 63: Stop calling yourself "sexy" Simon. (A/N: Can't stop... l-laugh-laughing!)
Simon: I'm the sexiest person I know.
Alvin: The only thing you turn on is a microwave.
Simon: ALVINNN!
Rule No. 64: The 'Rubber Ducky' song is now banned. Permanently.
Theodore: Rubber Ducky, you're the one! You make bathtime lots of fun!
Alvin and Brittany: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Theodore: What?
Alvin: Do you not realize how sexual that song is?
Brittany: AND how gross it sounds?
Theodore: Nope.
Alvin and Brittany: *facepalm*
Oh my God, I can't stop laughing! Tears are coming out of my eyes now! LOL!
Hope you loved it! Tell me which Rules were your favorites!