Ah, I love this story. :D

And I love you all. :3 I'm going to keep going with this. I have inspiration like never before. The inspiration is the newest form of viagra. It's so good; it's like an orgasm in all the excitement.

Pit and Zelda: WTF

...Shutting up now...

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Marth said a string of barely recognizable phrases and let go of Peach's hair. Ike smirked and landed a huge punch into Marth's jaw. Before the drunk prince could even react, Ike grabbed him and slammed him into the wall that divided Sonic and Pit's room.

"Ike, wait! That's enough!" Peach cried. She leapt to her feet and grabbed one of Ike's arms in her hands. "He mistook me for Zelda. Please, just...let's go...okay, honey?"

Ike was very tense, which Peach noted with alarm. But he relaxed and threw Marth down. He dusted his hands off and said, "You're lucky that you didn't get any further then the door. Otherwise, I would have snapped your pansy neck for harming Peach."

Marth struggled to stand up, but ended up tripping over his own foot. Peach giggled lightly and Ike smiled maliciously. The couple walked out of the room with linked arms, until Peach paused.

"Wait a second...where's Pit?" she asked, hoping Ike would know.

"Isn't he in his..." Ike suddenly noticed the three golden letters on the door they just walked through. "Hey, what were you doing in Pit's room, Peachie?"

"Zelda was going to spend the night with Pit, but she had to grab something from her room and Marth attacked her...I was suppose to tell Pit that..." Peach was interrupted by Sonic's door opening and the spiky blue hedgehog stepping out.

"What the hell's going on in Pit's room?" Sonic asked, not noticing the couple at first. When he turned his head to the right, he noticed Ike and Peach standing next to Pit's door. Seeing Peach, Sonic's expression turned dark. Pit had told him everything that he had heard outside of Zelda's room and Sonic, being protective of his friend, promised to watch in case Peach came near the angel. "Oh...hello Peach...Ike..."

"Hey Sonic," Ike greeted.

"Hi Sonic. Have you seen Pit?" Peach asked.

"Yeah I've seen him...and if you know what's good for you, you'll leave him alone!" Sonic said, defensively. "Mark my words, Peach, if you go anywhere near Pit, then so help me Chaos Emeralds I will supersonic blast you back to the Mushroom Kingdom!" With that said, Sonic turned heel and slammed his door. The couple heard the click of the lock being turned.

"What was that all about?" Ike asked his girlfriend.

Peach looked very bewildered. "I really have no idea...I never did anything to Pit..." The couple walked away in silence and confusion.

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The next morning...

Zelda awoke to the sun shining brightly on her face. Beside her, Toon Link was snoring softly, making a cozy and warm nest under the blankets. After hearing that Zelda was still afraid, he wanted to sleep right beside his 'big sister' to keep her comforted. Zelda didn't mind in the least. In fact, the warmth was reassuring in a way.

Link was sleeping in his own bed, the Master Sword propped right up against the side near his arms. Link vowed that if Marth came into the room, he would be awake at the first sound and challenge Marth to a one sided duel...where Link would be on the one side with his sword and Marth would be dead before he realized what happened.

Zelda smiled, knowing she was so lucky to have protective brothers who really cared about her. She felt lucky to have them, Peach and the rest of her friends, and of course...her angel. Her angel was an important part of her life.

Thinking about Pit, Zelda got out of bed and hoped she could convince Master Hand to let her and Pit off chores today so they could spend the day together. They could walk around the park, bring along a picnic, wad in the lake...maybe she'd even make it up to Pit by bringing him out to dinner and even paying the bill. Zelda was more then willing to do anything to show how much she loved her angel.

The Hylian princess looked in the mirror and grimaced. She had slept in her regular dress and left her hair tied into its usual braid. Now she saw how wrinkled her dress was and how matted down her hair looked.

"Forget this," Zelda said to herself, pulling out her hair binds. She shook out her long, golden brown hair and brushed it down. When she was satisfied with the look, Zelda went to her dresser and picked out one of her favourite outfits: hip huggers with a Playboy Bunny belt and a pink, low cut Happy Bunny T-Shirt (one that said 'make the stupid people shut up') that showed slight midriff. Zelda grinned at the Happy Bunny and went into the bathroom to change. When she got out, Link and Toon Link were just waking up. "Morning, brothers."

"Morning, Zellie," Toon Link said, stretching.

"What he said," Link said, rubbing his eyes. Zelda giggled.

"I wonder what's for breakfast today...?" she wondered. Before she could even leave, a knock sounded at the door.

"Who the hell would be knocking this early?" Link grumbled.

"It's ten o'clock," Toon Link said, playfully punching his older version.

"Like I said, this early..."

Zelda ignored Link and opened the door. On the other side, standing in the hallway, was the Pokemon Trainer, Red. As soon as he saw Zelda, Red began glaring at her.

"Um, hi Red...can I help you?" Zelda asked.

"You can help me by staying the hell away from my friend," Red said viciously.

"What?" Zelda looked confused. "What are you talking abou..."

"You know EXACTLY what I'm talking about. You invite Pit to spend the night with you and then you up and deserted him. To add to his insult, he overheard what you and Peach said about him," Red snapped.

Zelda shook her head. "Red, I really have no idea..."

"Save your lies. I thought you were good for Pit, but you're just a liar. You really broke his heart, Zelda," Red interrupted. "And if I catch you around him again, I'm going to have Charizard turn all your hair into charcoal." With that, Red turned around and walked down the hall towards the cafeteria.

"Red, wait!" Zelda called, but Red just ignored her and ran out of sight. She turned around to look back at Link and Toon Link who looked just as confused as she did. "What was that all about?"

"You tell me," Link said, pulling his shirt off over his head. In a muffled voice, he asked, "What did you and Peach talk about last night before me and mini-me came in?"

"Marth's attack on me...Peach was saying how much she wanted to go kick and hurt Marth for what he did, but I wouldn't let her," Zelda said.

"Then…" Link shook his head. "I'm too confused. Let's just go eat."

"Um, aren't you forgetting something?" Toon Link asked.

"Like what?"

Toon Link pointed to Link's legs. His pantless legs. "Get dressed first."

"Gah, thanks. You saved me."

"No problem. But next time I won't tell you. It would be funny to watch you walk out in boxers," Toon Link said with a smug look.

As the two Links began an argument, Zelda decided to leave. She was really confused by Red's words.

"Perhaps I should talk to Pit…"

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Marth woke up to a pounding headache. He stank of dirty clothes, booze and semen. His eyes were bloodshot and he had a very large bruise on his jaw. He had a hangover in every possible way. Where did the semen come from? Let's just say that he was celebrating 'Palm Sunday' last night and agree not to talk about it, okay?

However, as filthy and alcoholic as he is, he's still a prince. Marth kept this in mind as he went for a long shower and scrubbed all evidence of last night down the drain.

"Hm, speaking of last night…" Marth mused. He had vague recollections of wanting a woman so badly. Sheeda had finally ditched him for Roy and the two of them were in Pharae. No one else knew about this, except him, and he preferred to keep it that way.

Zelda was still on his mind. She had a great body, nice sized breasts and a sweet womanhood. Marth wanted to taste that womanhood again so much. But Zelda had fought him off last night. Then another girl…one who looked like Zelda, came hanging around the halls outside his dorm. He could remember someone very powerful striking him into his jaw, and the warning to stay away from his girlfriend. Marth cursed and the soap fell from his hands.

"I mistook Peach for Zelda. Great, Ike's probably going to shove his sword up my ass and castrate me about twenty times…"

Marth finished his shower and got into his regular armor and cape. He fitted his tiara into his blue locks and went out.

On his way to the cafeteria, he could hear Pit arguing with Zelda. Marth paused and wondered what the pipsqueak angel was up to.

"You're nothing but a liar! A fake! And on top of that, I loved you with more then I could ever give in my whole life!" Pit yelled.

"Pit, I swear to the Holy Goddesses! I never threatened you and neither did Peach!" Zelda protested. "I love you! I've always loved you! I would never do anything to hurt you!"

Marth smirked. Looks like last night's events hadn't gone unrecorded by a various amount of people. If he used that to his advantage, he could make everyone so mad at their best friends and even get Zelda back. Now that Pit doesn't believe Zelda's words, it was just so much easier.

A plan was forming in the Altean's head. A plan for some massive chaos, deceit and heartbreaks.

Marth's game was about to begin.

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So is my game. (grins)

I'm thinking of MAYBE doing a slight (or not so slight) self insertation. (Not a word, but I think you know what I mean. If you don't, get your brain renewed because I think it's expired.)

(Okay okay, it means I might put myself in the story at one point.)

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