A/N: Final part. Hopefully this is epic-I had fun. :) So I hope you enjoyed this as much as I did. XD
As usual, neither LotR nor Merlin are mine. Dratblangit. :P
Arthur: He's suffered a defeat, yes, but... behind his walls, our enemy is regrouping.
Merlin: Let him stay there. Let him rot! Why should we care?
Arthur: It's the Pendragons that go swimming with with hot, sexy women.
[he burps]
Merlin: I feel something...a slight tingle in my fingers. I think it's affecting me.
Arthur: What did I say? He can't hold his liquor.
[Arthur passes out]
Merlin: [to Morgana who is watching] Game over.
Cedric (from S2E1): ...and take it for MEEEEEEE!
Cedric's Cohort: For us.
Cedric: Yes, we... we meant for us.
Uther: Never! Uther wouldn't hurt a fly!
(swats fly and kills it)
AAAHH!
Arthur: You fool. No man can kill me. Die now.
Morgause (whipping off helmet): I am no man!
(after Morgana kills a particularly vicious beast)
Arthur: That still only counts as one.
Merlin: Certainty of death...small chance of success...what are we waiting for?
Arthur: Well, this is a thing unheard of. A manservant would go on a quest, when a prince dare not. Oh, I'd never hear the end of it.
Gaius: Of all the inquisitive warlocks, Merlin, you are the worst.