Chapter III Becca

Percy opened his eyes.

He was in a dark room, with no visible windows or a door. From the feel of it, his arms were tied behind his back and he was gagged. What the heck?

Suddenly, a lamp was shining in his eyes. Percy squinted, trying to figure out who was in the room with him and also trying not to get blinded.

"MMMMMPHHHHFFFFF!" Percy said.

"Sorry, what was that?" A mysterious voice said from behind the light.

"Mmmhapff mumble murgle murf."

A figure appeared from behind the lamp and stamped it's foot. "I can't understand you! Here, I'll un-gag you, but first..." The figure turned away and started rummaging around for something. "Now, where did I put that frying pan?"

"MMMMMMMMM!" Percy yelled, kind of freaking out now.

"Aha!" The figure turned back. "Sorry, Percy, but I can't have you seeing me until the deal is settled."

CLANG!

Stars danced before Percy's eyes and then everything went black.

Percy woke half an hour later. The gag was off of his mouth, but the light was still shining uncomfortably in his eyes and his hands were still bound. The figure was sitting at a table in the shadows, working on something.

"Ugh," Percy muttered.

"Oh, good, you're awake."

"Who are you?" Percy asked, blinking dazedly.

"Um... you don't need to know that right now. And I'm just going to get right to the point, because I'm going to be late for Doctor Who." The figure paused dramatically. "Will you go out with me?"

"What?" Percy exclaimed. "No!"

The figure (Percy assumed it was girl, or else a really, really, really, REALLY confused guy... or the Stolls playing a trick, but anyway...) clucked it's tongue. "I thought you might say that, Percy. But, you know, you have nothing to lose with this."

"Except Annabeth!"

"Oh... THAT's right. You're too scared to EVER cheat on Bird Brain."

"Wha... scared? Yeah, right."

"Mmm hmm. Scared. But have you noticed that Annabeth hasn't been the most... faithful... to you lately?"

"What are you talking about?"

The figure got mad now. "YOU IGNORANT FOOL! DO I HAVE TO EXPLAIN EVERYTHING?"

"Yes."

The figure sighed. "It's a wonder I still like you. But, anyway, all of the girls-especially the ones with boyfriends-have been paying a LOT more attention to Leo Valdez. We're not sure what's up, because Leo has never been the most popular guy ever, but something is up and we want to know what." The figure then whispered under it's breath, "And we want to have cute guys to go out with."

"Who's we?"

"NEVER MIND THAT, YOU SNOOPER!" the figure screeched. "JUST SAY YOU'LL GO OUT WITH ME ALREADY!"

Percy groaned, his eardrums dead. "What's in it for me."

"Well..." the figure tapped it's chin. "You... get to go out with me!"

"Yeah, I got that. Anything else?"

"Um... you get to make Annabeth jealous?"

Percy sighed. "If it'll get Annabeth to just pay attention to me-"

"Gods, you are conceited."

"-then I guess I'll do it."

"YAYS!" the figure screamed and started doing a happy dance.

"Now will you tell me who you are?"

"Of course, Percy Poochiekins!"

Out of the shadows stepped Becca Robinson, Daughter of Hecate.

Oh snap, thought Percy. What have I done now?

WHAT HAVE I DONE?

So now your name is Robinson? Huh, if that's your real last name pm me, don't review it. If you like it okay. Really, really funny btw, Completely written by Becca.