Well. This took forever. what, over three months? Yeesh.

Sorry guys, motivation for this one is ridiculously inconsistent.

Tails' is really short, so I'm including the trivia section in this one.

Hope you enjoy!

Oh, finally convinced my mom to let me use some mild swearing in my stories. ;P

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Guest: Indeed he did.

Raven the Demon Hedgehog: I though the eco-drunk mole was ridiculous. And here's your answer! (Also, does your name have anything to do with Teen Titans? If so, can I direct you to my story Blue Titans...?)

"Please let me go, Knuckles."

"Nope. You put Sonic and I through this torture, your turn."

"Can you at least not sit on me?"

"Seriously, Knux. He hasn't tried running yet. Leave it for that."

"Fine. Just read it."

"Miles 'Tails' Prower"

"Just get to the good stuff."

"Fine. Sheesh."

"Another re-occurring character in the Sonic games."

"Knew that."

"So far this unimpressive compared to yours."

"Shush Tails."

"Tails ha two tails which let him fly and is Sonic's sidekick."

"The kid's right, Sonic."

"No! Wait! Look what it's got in strike through!"

"He also stole Sonic's airplane and put his logo on it."

"Did not!"

"..."

"Well, I do have it, but Sonic gave it to me! He said he ran faster than it flew anyway!"

"Never said you could put your logo on it."

"That was on the Tornadow-2! The Tornado-1 doesn't!"

"How many Tornado's do you have, Sonic?"

"Um...well...there was...Hey! Irrelevant."

"Game Appearances"

"Umm...All of them?"

"Tails, shush."

"Almost every game after Sonic 1."

"Hah! Toldja, Knuckles."

"It said almost."

"...Party pooper..."

"Sonic 4 Episode 11"

"Is than an eleven or a two in Roman Numerals?"

"Lemme see, Sonic."

"M'Kay."

"...Um..."

"Alright, HEY TAILS GET BACK HERE!"

"And you said I shouldn't sit on him."

"Well you can do it now."

"HEY!"

"It has been revealed he has an appearance, just like any other major news this has caused hype and concern abut playability and physics."

"Why physics?"

"Well, considering Sonic destroys them every time he starts moving-"

"HEY!"

"-It's a valid concern, Tails."

"True."

"Of course many arguments among the SEGA forum members."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"What does that have anything to do with anything?"

"Moving on."

"In relation to this Ken Balough appeared with an amazing Tails'related beard."

"Again, why is this here?"

"Most people think Tails has better gameplay and controls in the game."

"I'll say it again if I need to."

"H&H Games"

"What?"

"I dunno."

"As expected he as appeared many if this games, Mostly backed by Barongrackle."

"First off, nice grammar, Sonic."

"That's what is says on the site!"

"Second, what's Barongrackle?"

"No clue, shush."

"So far no major victories to his name..."

"HEY!"

"This is still not nearly as insulting as ours was."

"THE HELL ARE YOU PEOPLE YELLING ABOUT?!"

"Oh, hi Shadow."

"Trying to make fun of Tails."

"And failing."

"Don't count your flickies 'till they hatch Tails. We've got one section left."

"Hm. I'll listen."

"Only if we can do you next."

"I have no idea why you're grinning like a drunk hyena, but fine, Faker."

"YES!"

"Trivia"

"I win."

"Hush, tails. This is the fun part."

"Thought to be female by many people for some reason."

"HEY!"

"we finally hit the good stuff, huh, Knux?"

"We did."

"He is immortal, and has unlimited lives in some Sonic Games."

"Those games hurt."

"Make fun of him and you'll get beat to death by his loyal fans."

"Hah! Can you say as much, Sonic?!"

"I've got a one-person Army."

"Who?"

"Amy."

"...oh..."

"Tails got his 2 tails by kicking Chuck Norris because his movies were so awesome."

"...Um..."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"Moving on."

"Is the third most popular character in the Sonic the Hedgehog Franchise, followed by Sonic and Shadow."

"Followed or following?"

"There is NO way I'm not the number one favorite in my own franchise!"

"I could beat you at that, Faker."

"yea, but you got all the fangirls drawing you all buff. It's weird."

"Still more."

"...I hate you."

"I hate you too, Faker."

"Is said to be the most powerful Sonic the Hedgehog character after Cheese the Chao."

"HEY! I'm powerful!"

"Kid, Sonic could bench-press more than you."

"Is that supposed to be insulting to me, Knucklehead?"

"You have terrible upper-body strength, hedgehog."

"...No..."

"Just keep reading and stop lying to yourself."

"Tails is the only reason Sonic's Friends exist (except Amy, she's a whole another matter), and as such fans of the other characters such as Knucles, Shadow, Big, Chip, etc. shall bow down to Tails for allowing their favorite characters to exist. ALL HAIL, TAILS."

"...What the hell?"

"I'm with you for once, Shadow. What?"

"Tails' intelligence surpasses every member of the Robotnik family combined by infinity. Fact."

"...I actually have to agree with that, Tails."

"Thank you."

"then again, Eggy's an idiot, so that doesn't say much."

"SOOOOONIIIIIIIC!"

"Is it over, hedgehog?"

"Yea, it's over, Knux."

"Next up, Shadow."

"Why are you both grinning like drunk hyenas?"

That wasn't as funny as I wanted it to be. Oh well. Hopefully Shadow's will make up for it.

Hope you enjoyed, and review if you did!