Well here is another chapter and I really hope you like it. I got the idea from one of my friends after my math exam which I wasn't supose to take in the first place but I got a B on it so...anyway. Please read.

Chapter 3: He is dead

"I am going to FUCKING kill him after this" Everyone in the hospital turned there heads as they head the shouts of a very angry blonde boy coming from the ER room (I think that's what they call it).

Roy, being the idiot that he is, got Ed pregnant (don't ask me how just…use your imagination) and Ed kept on saying that he was going to ether kill him or kill someone else and Roy, knowing Ed for a long time, new that he kept to his threats.

Roy was sitting in the waiting room with Hawkeye, Hughes, Fury, and Havoc and they would not stop laughing at him every time he shuddered from one of Ed threats.

"I still can't believe you got the little chibi pregnant" Havoc said as he still laughed

"Maybe you can go in a calm him down I mean…it was your fault" Hawkeye said

"Hey, I don't know how it happened it just did so don't blame me for it but it may be a good idea to go in and help" he said as he turned to leave

Just on cue, as if Ed was had heard him, they heard Ed yell "THIS IS ALL YOUR FUCKING FAULT ROY. GOD DAMNIT. WHEN I GET OUT OF HERE THIS KID IS SOOOO NOT GOING TO HAVE A FATHER WHEN I AM DONE WITH YOU"

Once again Roy shook at the idea and rethought about going in but then a nurse came charging out looking really scared. Roy noticed a big cut on her arm and hopped that it wasn't Ed who cased it. The nurse looked like she was looking for something but when she saw Roy she instantly ran to him and grabbed his shoulders and started to shack him

"Are you the father of the child in there"

"Yes I am. Why? Is something wrong with the baby" Roy asked worried

The nurse shook her head "No it's the mother. He keeps on slashing at people when ever the try to get near to him to help him. See" She said as she pointed to her arm

"Do you want me to go in and help?"

The nurse nodded her head many times "Yes, yes, please" She pleaded as she grabbed Roy's left rist and dragged him in the room

When Roy got in there instantly almost got hit by a pair of scissors and a knife coming his way. Roy looked around and saw all the nurse and doctors hiding behind things. He turned to see the blond alchemist giving him a death glare.

"YOU ARE DEAD"

"Now Edo-chan calm down" Roy said as he walked over to the bed

"Calm down. How can I calm down when I am in pain and YOU ARE THE ONE WHO CAUSED IT" Ed yelled at Roy

"I know I know I fucked up but it will be ok" Roy said in a soothing voice as he managed to get over to the bed and sit behind Ed as he put his hands on Ed's shoulder

"Easy ed calm down. Deep breathing" Roy said as he rubbed Ed's shoulders to get his taught muscles to relax

Ed started to calm down and breath normally as every time he got a wave of pain he squeezed really hard onto Roy's legs that where now on ether side of his waist.

"That's it Mr. Ed, just a fue more pushes and this baby is out" the doctor said as he walked over to where Ed was (don't ask me how it will come out I just write the stories)

"God it hurts" Ed said as he pushed again

"I know baby I know" Roy said as he grabbed one of Ed's hands and held it while he kissed Ed's neck "Don't worry, it's almost over"

"That's it Mr. Ed. It's coming its coming" the doctor said

After a fue more pushes Ed heard the sound of a baby crying. He opened his eyes to see one of the nurses holding the baby while she cleaned it.

Roy smiled as he kissed the top of Ed's head and buried his face into the blond hair. "You did it baby" Roy whispered into his ear

"Congratulations" The nurse said with a smile as she handed Ed the baby, "It's a baby girl"

Ed smiled as he looked down at his daughter. "Sorry for hurting you" Ed said as he looked at the nurse

She smiled, "Its ok, I probably would he been like that too" she said as she let out a little laugh and turned to leave the couple alone

Roy lifted his hand and stroked the side of the baby girls face "She is really beautiful isn't she" Ed said as he looked at Roy and smiled

"Well she takes after her mom for that" Roy said and hugged Ed

"Don't you think you are out of trouble mister" Ed said laughing a little as he shoved Roy playfully

"No harm trying" Roy said as he shrugged "Oh, do you think I could hold her"

Ed nodded and lifted his arms towards Roy "Don't drop her and keep her head lifted" Ed said as Roy lifted her

Roy looked down at his daughter and couldn't help but smile. She opened her eyes and yawned as she reached and grabbed one of his fingers. She looks just like her mom. She had golden eyes and from the look of it a little of gold and brown hair. Her face looked so innocent but he knew sooner or later that face would be the death of him.

"So what do you want to name her" Roy asked as he handed her back to Ed

Ed looked up at the ceiling as he blow away a stray strand of blond hair "hmmm…how about Elizabeth" Ed said as he looked at Roy

Roy smiled "Its perfect" Roy said as he leaned down and kissed Ed and Elizabeth's forehead "Elizabeth Mustang"

An: there you go and I hope you like it. It took me a long time to do because of exams but ha its better then me failing my exams right. See you soon and please tell me if you have a request.

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