The Paper Mario
Chronicles
Chapter 2: A Rogue's Good side.
Toad Town
Mario: So Goombella, where do you think we should go first?
???: Mario? Can you hear me? This is Twink.
Goombella: We hear you Twink
Twink: I'm talking to you through the Tin Diamond Star. I think the next one is in Rogueport somewhere.
Goombella: That's where I live! Well.... it's where I do now...
Twink: Oh, and next time you visit Star Temple. Bring us some Pizza. We Star Spirits are getting kinda' hungry.
Mario: Oooooook. What kind do you like?
Twink: Two slices plain, One Pepperoni, One Sausage, One Supreme, And Two with Sausage and Pepperoni.
Mario: Do I get paid?
Twink: Yes.
Mario: You got yourself a deal.
Twink: Ok, Bye.
Just then Mario's Cellphone rang.
Mario: Hello?
Luigi: It's a me a Luigi.
Mario: Where've you been man?
Luigi: I'm being held prisoner in Princess Peach's new Castle. Way up in the sky!
Mario: Again!
Luigi: But you'll never believe this! Princess Peach is going out with Bowser!
Mario: No way! You know, this is turning out to be too hard! I quit!
Luigi: I heard Bowser called you fat.
Mario: No one calls me fat! Bowser is going down!
Luigi: I got to go. They'll whip me if I go over two minutes.
Mario: Ok, bye.
Goombella: Isn't this great Mario! We're going back to Rogueport!
Mario: Uh... Yeah.... Great.
Toad Town Port
Goombella: Look! There's the ship! It's leaving soon so we better hurry if we want to get to Rogueport!
???: Not so fast!
Mario: Koopa Troopa Jr.?
Koopa Troopa Jr.: Don't call me that! My name is Blue! And these are my friends!
Black: We're gonna crush you!
Yellow: After I'm done pummeling you I'm going Shopping!
Green: And I'll play my Banjo!
Black: I'll poke my Voodoo dolls.
Koopa Troopa Jr.: Shutup! All of you! Now... Mario! Where were we?
Mini Boss: Koopa Troopa Jr. and the Koopa bros.
Koopa Troopa Jr starts w/ 40 hp
Yellow starts w/ 30 hp
Green starts w/ 5 hp
Black starts w/ 30 hp
Mario starts w/ 30 hp
Goombella starts w/ 20 hp
Koopa Troopa Jr: Watch this new move I came up with! MORE POWER!!!!
Koopa Troopa Jr. gains wings, a spiky helmet and a wizard's staff.
Koopa Troopa Jr.: Now we're gonna pummel you!
Mario starts off the battle by hammer whacking Koopa Troopa. Does 20 damage.
Goombella tattles Koopa Troopa Jr.
Goombella: This is Koopa Troopa Jr. Isn't he cute? I could just eat him up!
Does 20 damage
Koopa Troopa Jr.: I'm not cute!!!!!!!!!!!
Koopa Troopa Jr. drops out of battle
Yellow plays his banjo. Does 1 damage to Mario
Black pokes a voodoo doll. Does 20 damage to Mario.
Green barfs. Green loses 100 hp.
Green: What?! That's not fair.
Green drops out of battle.
Mario hammer whacks Yellow doing 40 damage.
Goombella hammer whacks Black doing 40 damage.
Black: Since when can you do hammer whacks?
Yellow and Black drop out of Battle.
Koopa Troopa Jr. and the Koopa Bros. lose the fight. As usual.
Mario and Goombella gain 50 star points.
End of Battle
Koopa Troopa Jr.: We'll be back!
The Koopa Bros. and Koopa Troopa Jr. leave.
Goombella: Oh, no! We battled too long! The ship already left! I was hoping we we're going to get to go to Rogueport.
Mario: Oh hey giant tuna fish. Long time no see?
Tuna Fish: I'm not a Tuna, I'm a whale!
Mario: Whatever! Hey, can you give us a ride to rogueport?
Tuna Fish: Sure, why not?
Goombella: Yay!
And so mario and Goombella ride out to sea on a Tuna.
Tuna Fish: I'm a whale!
Whatever.
RoguePort
Lord Crump: It's been a looooooong time since we we're beaten by Mario.
Sir Grodus: Yep.
X-naut: Sir Grodus! Lord Crump! Mario has been spotted in Rogueport!
Sir Grodus: Lord Crump! Go teach him a lesson!
Lord Crump: Yes, Sir Grodus.
Mario: Ok pal, I know you have it! So hand it over!
Goomther: I'm telling you! I don't know anything!
Lord Crump: Time to die, Mario!
Mario lets go of Goomther. Goomther then runs away.
Mario: Yes, it has.
Lord Crump: You know what I'm here for, so let's just get down to business.
Mini Boss: Lord Crump
Lord Crump starts out w/ 20 hp
Mario starts w/ 30 hp
Goombella starts w/ 30 hp
Mario starts the battle by hammer whacking Lord Crump. Does 20 damage.
Lord Crump drops out of Battle. Lord Crump loses the Battle.
Mario and Goombella gain 50 star points.
Sir Grodus: What are you doing?! Finish him!
Lord Crump: NO! I want to work for Mario now! You've been treating me like crap!
Lord Crump joins Mario's party. Press the X button to make Lord Crump summon a bunch of X-nauts to destroy anything in their path!
Mario:Ooooooooook.
Don Pianta: Good fighting. I heard your looking for this?
Goombella: It's a Diamond Star!
Don Pianta: I'll give it to you if you help me dominate this city.
Goombella: I WILL NOT HAVE YO
Sir Grodus: NO! THAT'S MY JOB!
Mario: Okey Dokey.
Lord Crump: I can help. Oh minions!!
A whole bunch of X-nauts: You called Lord Crump?
Lord Crump: Just stay there for a second. Ahem! People of Rogueport! My minions will destroy this place unless you bow down to this guy!
Don Pianta: What's up?
Lord Crump: Minions, you must stay here with that guy and do as he commands.
X-nauts: Yes, your Crumpiness.
Don Pianta: Here you go, it's all yours!
Mario got the Bronze Diamond Star! By selling Rogueport to slavery. Now Mario is only five stars away from getting revenge on Bowser for calling him fat.
Luigi mini chapter:
Luigi: Hey Toadally.
Toadally: What?
Luigi: Did you ever played Luigi's Mansion.
Toadally: Dude, it sucked. You were a total coward in there too. Totally.
Luigi: Shutup! Can, I call my bro. again?
Toadally: Only if you stop talking to me about Luigi's mansion.
Luigi: Fine.
Koopa Bros. and Koopa Troopa Jr. mini chapter:
Yellow: We like totally like lost again.
Koopa Troopa Jr.: Don't worry, I have a robot that is unstoppable!
Black: Is it ok if I cover my shell in blood?
Green: I'm a hippie!
End of Chapter
I hope you all liked it!