R-E-V-I-E-W! WHAT DOES THAT SPELL? REVIEW!!!!

WolfMan signed on

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WolfMan: Eddie?

SickLion: Don't call me Eddie!

WolfMan: Whatever, Eddie! Do vampires like Wal-Mart?

SickLion: Wal-Mart?

WolfMan: Mart with a Wal

SickLion: No Vampires don't like Wal-Mart…

WolfMan: wwwwhhhhhhhhaaaaaatttttt????? But Without Wallie and Marty the world wouldn't have Ramen Noodles!!!!!!!

SickLion: I'm a Vampire, we don't eat noodles… so yeah….shove that crap to Bella!

WolfMan: ooooooohhh, Eddie, you don did it now! Bella gon leeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaavvvvvvvvvvvvve yo ass!

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SickLion: Dumb hoes these days…

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StupidLamb has signed on

PixiStix: Bella, its 4 in the morning!! Why are you up?!?!

StupidLamb: KILLER….POP-TARTS!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

StupidLamb has changed their status to, "ALL KILLER POP-TARTS MUST DIE!!!"

PixiStix: What's so scary about Pop-Tarts? I thought you loved Pop-Tarts!

StupidLamb: IM SCARED TO LOOK UNDER MY BED!!!!!! THERE MIGHT BE KILLER POP-TARTS!

PixiStix: What the hell are you talking about?

StupidLamb: I had a nightmare and you were in it! And you were there! AND YOU!!!!!!!!!! ( A/N in case you don't get this part, Bella is talking to you, the READER! My little reward to the people who took the time out of their life to read my fanfic! May Edward bless you all! A/N over!)

PixiStix: Bella, who are you talking to?

StupidLamb: THE PEOPLE THAT I'M TALKING TO, KNOW THAT I'M TALKING TO THEM! SO IT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER, DOES IT! That was a rhetorical question, just thought I'd let you know!

PixiStix: Rose's right, when you're not with Edward you start gettin bitchy!

StupidLamb: You don't know what it's like being human! *sob*

PixiStix: Looks like Bella's dugout is kinda nappy down yonder this part of month, if you know what I mean!

StupidLamb: SCREW YOU PSYCHIC WHORE!

PixiStix: Looks like my parting line will be, as last time with Rose, perfect example!

PixiStix has signed off and changed their status to, "Bella has a nappy dugout down yonder!!"

StupidLamb has signed off, screaming something about 'Killer Pop-Tarts'

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2cute4u has signed on

2cute4u: Jasper, wanna play a prank on Emmet?

EMOtion: Of course! I'm in! but what?

2cute4u: Well you know how he's been raving about that Mariah Carey "Rainbow" Shirt?

EMOtion: Yeah…?

2cute4u: Well, we should buy 1 for everyone but him! And then when he can't have one he'll go crazy!!!

EMOtion: I'm on it! How many should I buy?

2cute4u: One for Bella, Edward, Alice, Carlisle, Esme, Jacob, Nessie, Seth, Leah, you and Me so like 11!

EMOtion: ok. G2G buy the shirts!

2cute4u: Me 2! I have to inform everyone!

EMOtion and 2cute4u: BREAK!

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Hope you liked it!!! REVIEWREVIEWREVIEWREVIEWREVIEW!!! REVIEW OR I'LL SEND THE KILLER POP-TARTS AFTER YOU INSTEAD OF BELLA!! Yeah, that's what I thought!