BANG!! The door opposite the entrance burst open.
"WHAT in the HELL is going on here!?" yelled the chief of the station "I want an explanation NOW!"
Edward quickly clapped his hand (which made the other police men twitch) and removed the stone cuffs from Roy's ankles and quickly jumped into a more formal posture (if you can believe him doing that). Roy, upon being released, got to his feet and TRIED to explain the situation.
"I am Lt Colonel Roy Mustang the 'Flame' alchemist," said Roy rather calmly after being pinned to the floor "This is Major Edward Elric the 'Fullmetal' alchemist. He is one of my subordinates. I found out this morning that he had been arrested even though he as diplomatic immunity (unless convicted by the military)" he said the last part mumbling "SO I came to Identify since that young officer over in the corner their did not know the significance of the state alchemist title" Roy flicked his wrist to the young officer to show which one "I am sorry of the, hat you could say as destruction of you general and interrogation areas. Fullmetal is often quick to anger, and well since he was chained to a table in a separate room and heard himself being called short, you can imagine that he would be in a murderous kind of mood, so it was lucky I was here when I was to absorb his what you might call frustrations, his attacks are actually rather painful" Roy stopped talking as he started to gently rub his right hand.
"THAT IS NO EXCUSE TO DESTROY MY POLICE STATION. I DID NOT WORK MY ARSE OFF TO GET THE STATION TO THE WAY IT WAS, ONLY TO HAVE YOU TWO DESTROYING HALF THE OFFICE AREA. I SHOULD SUE YOU FOR THE DAMAGES ON THE SPOT FOR THE REPAIRS OR EVEN BETTER I CAN LOCK YOU IN A CELL FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS NO SPECIAL TREATMENT…."the chief of the Station continued to yell random things that he would do to Edward and Roy.
Mustang slowly shuffled over to Edwards side "Fullmetal" whispered Mustang out of the corner of his mouth when his was close enough "if you give me my gloves back and get us out of here then I won't court-marshal you for undermining a superior officer I will just give you a more annoying job to do or something"
"Fine" growled Edward through his teeth, he didn't want to get court-marshalled it would slow down his search for the Stone, and he also didn't want some of the threats that the Chief of the Police were yelling to come true (particularly the one about cutting off their arms [sure he only had one really arm put hell it would still be painful]). Edward took the glove out of the box then handed over the gloves as he pulled off the other.
"You're a bastard do you know that Colonel" growled Ed as he clapped his hands.
All the Police went silent even the chief. Edward ignored this and got down on his knee and placed a hand on the floor. The Room filled up with electric blue light the police were blinded by the sudden light. But as quickly as the light had started it stopped.
All the police in the room were stunned, the room and been totally remade into a more neat and stylish office area.
"Well" said Edward suddenly "since every thing is now fixed I am going home to Al. Cya." With that Edward quickly left the building.
"Well enough have been said, so if you don't mind I have to go catch Fullmetal" Mustang said whilst giving a quick salute and left the building.
All the police faced there Chief when he finally opened hi mouth and said
"What just happened?"
FIN
So that my readers is the end of "Fun with policemen" the next one is "The fun of Examining and training Newbies" well something along those lines.
I would love to here ideas about what you could make Edward do when he has to help oversee the Practical of the State alchemist exam and what would he do to show the newbies around IDEAS are want I have already start this bit so it would be greatly appreciated also thank to those two people who actually subscribed to my story SO SO HAPPY, a well as the people who reviewed but come on I like Feed back it helps me write better. AND ye I did a cliffy on the last chapter but I was tired and it was 3am I mean come on I was sleepy ok
Anyway s thanks for reading the next part will be up as soon as I can think up some more storyline.
