DISCLAIMER: I OWN NOTHING BUT THIS PLOT...SO YEA...


Previously:

"STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!" She hollered.


The whole guild, including Gray and Natsu, froze.

"Stop fighting!"she cried, "I...I don't deserve your love! Any of it! Please! Don't fight over me!"

When her short "speech" was delivered, she turned and fled form the guild, crying.

"BAKA! You guys just made her cry!" Mirajane tutted.

"Making girls cry is not man! Be a man and go after her! MAN!" Elfman bellowed.

"Spot on, Elfman!" Erza agreed. "After Lucy comes back, I will punch the guts out of both of you ."

"Oooooh...what a romantic love triangle..." Levy mused, her irises turning into a throbbing pink heart-shape.

"They're right! We should go after her!" Natsu agreed.

"First one to Lucy gets a kiss from her!" Gray yelled.

"I'm all fired up!" Natsu proclaimed, speeding off.

"Stop! Cheater!" Gray yelled.

"MAN!" Elfman echoed after them, shaking his fist.


"Eat my dust asshole!" Natsu crowed, glad that he was first.

"Shut up bastard!" Gray yelled, grabbing the nearest thing he could find, and throwing it at Natsu's bobbing head.

A watermelon crashed onto Natsu's head and stayed there.

"What on..."he bellowed, momentarily blinded.

"AHAHAH! Headshot, sucker!" Gray picked up speed and caught up with Natsu.

The two bickered back and forth until both slammed into a soft bag.

"What the...watch where you're...Gray? Natsu?"an astonished voice piped up.

"Luce!" They cried triumphantly.

"I won." Gray smirked.

"You did not."

"I did."

"Throwing a watermelon is cheating."

"So is getting a headstart."

"Says who?"

"Says me."

"Whatever."

"What are you doing here?" Lucy interrupted.

"Going after you." Natsu grinned.

"But...after what I've done...why?"

"Because I love you. That's why." Gray smirked.

Her eyes welled with tears, but a second later, the guys were bickering again.

"The first one to Lucy's house wins!"hollered Gray, speeding off.

"WHAT?! CHEATER!"

Lucy sweat-dropped.


"I won." Gray said triumphantly.

"Did not."

"Did too."

"Did not"

"Did too."

"Did not."

"Don't deny."

"I did not cheat. The one who cheated should be you."

"What? Rubbish. Anyway, I won."

They resumed their 'did not' and 'did too' s.

"Did not."

"Did too."

"Did not."

"Did too."

"Did not."

"LUCY, WHO DO YOU THINK WON?" They yelled in unison.

"Nobody." Lucy moaned.

"AWWWW...why? I was first!" Natsu complained.

"You were not."

"Says the cheeeeeeater." Natsu rolled his tongue.

"Don't roll your tongue."

"Gotta problem with that?"

"Yes. You sound like Happy 2."

"I do not."

"You obviously do."

"Do not."

"Do."

"Do not."

"Do"

"STOP IT!" Lucy growled, an evil aura settling around her.

"IT WAS HIM!" They squeaked, pointing at each other.

"IT WASN'T ME!" The squeaked again.

Lucy sighed.

"I'm having a migraine." She sank into her bed, "Wake me up when the sun explodes."

"What's as that supposed to mean?" Natsu scratched his head, puzzled.

"No clue." Gray frowned.

"It means don't wake me up." came a snort from under the duvet.

"O...kay..."


R&R please! This chapter really is short, GOMEN!

Byes!