Okay so I don't know how long this one will be, might be long but it could be really short. I just want to say a big thanks to my proof-reader! Do you know how many mistakes there were in those chapters, DAMN! She read it about three times going over it fixing the mistakes. Trust me when I say this, there was a lot of them. So again I'm really sorry about the whole venture thing. I would do one tomorrow but my family has a pool/BBQ thing all day, so yeah, no chance in that happening. I would do one Boxing Day but I'll be on a bus on my way to venture. Which is in Adelaide! Six days on a bus for ten hours a day, woo party over here! Nah, I'm actually excited, and scared but, what can you do? Okay so I have no idea what will be in this chapter so lets go find out!

Damn I have to do another one :P Well Disclaimer: I don't own Sailor Moon, there you happy? I don't even own the laptop I am doing this on! How's that? Good enough? No? Too bad! Onwards to the story, we shall find it!

Oh here it is, that was such a long trip huh? Okay fine, go read it. Its that way ^ Just kidding! It's the other way. Okay, okay, go read it!

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Chapter Two

The Training Begins!

The only sounds that could be heard throughout the base were her screams and pleas for help.

Beryl was getting sick of her and she had only been here for one night. The girl, who was now known to be Tsukino Usagi, had been screaming ever since she was put in the pod. Beryl was just about to do something about her when finally the screams stopped, "Thank Metaria, she stopped! I was getting a headache. Kunzite!" She yelled to the empty throne room. Seconds later Kunzite appeared,

"You called, my queen?"

"Yes, the girl has stopped screaming, indicating the brainwashing is complete! It will be your job to train her, make sure you do it right and do it quick. I sense we will need her soon. Go now, see if she has awoken, then begin her training."

"Yes, my queen. But may I ask something first?"

"Fine, but make it quick."

"What is it that we shall call her?"

"For now we shall call her Usagi, but I feel that later that will change. Now go!"

"Of course my queen." He swept himself into a bow and disappeared.

"Finally I will have my revenge on those bratty sailor senshi and their precious princess! I will start by using their strongest senshi against them!" Beryl cackled, subconsciously stroking her crystal ball.

Why would WE ever need a sailor senshi? We have Metaria! Kunzite was not happy with the queen, not happy at all. She thinks we need Usagi? No, not in a hundred, no a thousand years! Why do I have to train her? She is completely incompetent from what I have seen. Also that means I have to spend time with her! She's the enemy! I must be cured! That's the only way I could be stuck with that whiny brat!

Kunzite continued his mental rant all the way to the chamber, when he arrived his rant stopped as did his heart. He could not believe it, how could I feel sorry for her? But the minute he saw the small girl awake in the pod he felt a wave of guilt crash over him. She is the enemy, the leader no less! So why do I feel like I have to protect her, keep her safe? Why do I feel like I know her? I'm just being paranoid; she's my enemy why wouldn't I know her! He walked over to the pod and picked her up then placed her on the floor standing.

"Well? How do you feel?" She looked at him with eyes that were blood red but filled with laughter and joy.

"Kunzite! How nice of you to visit me! I feel fine, actually, I feel great. I got a boost from Metaria and let me just say they really wake you up. Maybe you should have one, you look like the un-dead. Well actually, you are! Well sort of, you're the reborn! Wow, this place looks so dreary it could really use some colour, maybe some orange curtains would-"

"Do you ever shut up? Though you are right, it is a bit depressing in here. Orange is actually my favourite colour, I don't know why though; I just know that it's my favourite. Yours is probably red or blue because those were your colours on your uniform. Though it might be purple or something, you never know. My guess would be red because that's the colour of your uniform and the colour of Tuxedo Kame-"

"Do you ever shut up?" She mocked," You're almost as bad as me! So, why have you come to my office at this time of, wait what is the time?"

"In Earth time, which is probably the only time you know, it's seven in the morning."

"What! I can't believe you woke me up so early! I never get up before noon!"

"My sincerest apologies Usagi, but it was not me that woke you."

"Apology accepted, but it better not happen again. Wait, in Earth time, what's that supposed to mean?"

"That there is more than one time." He said raising an eyebrow.

"Well I knew that baka! What other times are there?"

"Too many to tell you about now. But I will tell you three."

"Alright then, let's hear 'em."

"Past, present and future."

"Oh terrific, I got a comedian! I love jokes, tell me another!" She said bouncing up and down, clapping.

"Are you sure you aren't six? Maybe one, during training, let's get started. Show me what you can do." He said crouching to a fighting stance.

"You sure you want this pretty boy?" She said also crouching.

"Oh you think I'm pretty do you?" He said raising his eyebrow again.

"Aha! There's the comedian again! Alright let's do this!" She said lunging at him.

Mamoru couldn't believe it; he hadn't run into Usagi all day! He had walked all around town, through the parks, even through every shop in the shopping centre, nothing! Eventually he gave up on his search and decided to go to the arcade. Maybe I just missed her, yeah, that's probably it! Wait! Why do I care?

IT'S LIKE I SAID LAST NIGHT, YOU LOVE HER, YOU LOVE HER, YOU REALLY, REALLY LOVE HER!

Put a cork in in Shiri, we are going to see Motoki. That's all it is!

"MAYBE I JUST MISSED HER!" I'M ALWAYS LISTENING BAKA!

I swear to kami, if you say anymore about this-

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO? CUT YOUR HEAD OFF? BECAUSE HINKING ABOUT IT THAT WOULD PROBABLY DO YOU MORE DAMAGE THAN ME.

What will it take for me to make you shut up for five minutes?

WELL, I HAVEN'T REALLY THOUGHT ABOUT IT, BUT I MIGHT HAVE A FEW IDEAS… STARTING WITH, YOU TELLING USAGI THE TRUTH ABOUT THE WAY YOU FEEL THE NEXT TIME YOU SEE HER.

What truth, she knows I hate her. What else is there?

BAKA, YOU AREN'T FOOLING ANYBODY, EVERYONE IN THE TOWN, EXCEPT YOU AND USAGI, KNOW EXACTLY WHAT'S GOING ON.

That would be what, my kind Shiri?

HERE, I'LL MAKE IT NICE AND SIMPLE FOR YOU BAKA: LOVE. I CAN EVEN SPELL IT OUT FOR YOU, L-O-V-E, GOT IT? GOOD! NOW, MY KIND BAKA, DO YOU PROMISE TO TELL HER THE NEXT TIME YOU TALK TO HER?

Fine, I suppose, if it will get you to shut up for five minutes, I'll do it!

By this point Mamoru had reached the arcade, fearing the promise he made to his subconscious, he had a quick look through the window to see if he could spot the familiar blob of blonde odangoes.

"Not a single blonde strand in sight. Well, guess I'm safe for now!" He heard a soft chuckling inside his head, "Great! I can even hear him laughing!" He walked through the doors and strait to his usual spot at the counter, all the while carefully scanning the arcade for any hint of her.

"Oh, hey Mamoru! What's got you so paranoid? Did you run into Usagi at all? I haven't seen her all day!" Motoki said cheerfully as he made his way over to his best friend.

"Hey Motoki. Nothing, I'm just being paranoid for no reason." he lied, except a little annoying voice in the back of my head threatening me, "No, I haven't. Actually, I haven't seen her all day either, but it is a Saturday so she is probably still sleeping."

"At five o'clock at night?" He questioned raising an eyebrow.

"This is Odango we're talking about, you know that right?"

"Why are you so hard on that girl?" Motoki said, subconsciously wiping the counter.

I thought you said the whole town knew? Mamoru was enjoying mocking Shiri, considering it would be response free.

"Honestly I don't know. It's like whenever I see her I just have to say something to get her attention, and it's usually some jerky comment about her grades, eating habits, laziness or hair style." Mamoru said while shrugging.

"Wait, what did you just say?" Motoki said freezing in place, eyes wide.

"It's usually some jerky comment about-"

"No Mamoru! Not that! The part where you just have to get Usagi's attention, I knew it! You like her! I've been saying it ever since you two met, I began to have doubts but now, I know, I was right all along!" Motoki said jumping up and down almost the same as Usagi would, "I don't think you, just, like her, I think you love her! Go on admit it!"

"Whoa, hold on a second Motoki. I don't like her, much less love her!" Mamoru said holding his hands up in a 'stop' gesture.

I TOLD YOU EVERYONE IN THE TOWN KNEW! THEY ALL JUST HAD SOME DOUBTS, BUT DON'T WORRY. I'M SURE MOTOKI HAS NO DOUBTS NOW!

"Hey shut up! You aren't supposed to be talking!" Mamoru thought and, stupidly might I say, yelled at the same time.

TIME'S UP BAKA! IT'S BEEN FIVE MINUTES! BY THE WAY, YOU DO REALISE THAT YOU JUST SHOUTED THAT AND NOW THE WHOLE ARCADE IS STARING AT YOU LIKE YOU'RE A LOONATIC? RIGHT?

Mamoru looked around the room and realised Shiri was telling the truth, for once. Every head in the arcade was looking toward him, all with wide-eyed expressions. The widest-eyed belonged to, none other than, Motoki.

"Mamoru? Are you okay? Have you had enough coffee today?" Motoki asked, worried about his friend, he's is never this out of it, maybe he just needs some sleep, he has massive bags under his eyes… ,"Here I'll go make you one right now." He rushed out to the back of the arcade to where the café is. He made a double shot, extra tall, black coffee, with extra, extra, coffee. He rushed back into the arcade to where Mamoru was sitting only to find him gone and a note on the counter. It read; 'Thanks Motoki, I probably do need it, just leave it on my doorstep'.

"Classic, Mamoru." He muttered shaking his head. He took the coffee out back to transfer it to a travel mug, "I'll take it to him after work, he probably needs it."

Sorry this one's so short but I seriously needed to post it and I seriously need my sleep. So yeah, it's fun sized. :) Remember, I'm a koala and I wont be posting anything for about a month, sorry! All right see you 'round. Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah! xoxoxo