Disclaimer: For Christmas I got a digital camera, but sadly no ownership of Harry Potter, or Bring It On, the movie :(
Author's Note: This scene isn't as boring as the one before. I hope you agree!
You Put the Ick in Sick
Opens in Slytherin Quidditch change room with team members in various states of undress. Some still writing vote on scrap of parchment.
Pucey:
To Harper;
Did you vote?
Harper:
Oh yeah. Bletchley thinks he should get captain just because his dad pays for everything.
Pucey:
Let's out unflattering snort noise;
He should use some of those galleons to buy him a clue.
Meanwhile, across the change room;
Bletchley:
Pucey'll make a good captain. The girls love taking rides on his broomstick.
Montague:
Yeah, he's got a lot to hang on to. What's the plural for Willy? On one person I mean.
Bletchley:
Looks questioningly at Montague;
Montague:
What?
Bletchley:
It's just that you seem to know an awful lot about Pucey's hot dog.
Montague:
Get your mind out of the dungeons. I don't chase for the other team if that's what you're thinking. All I'm saying is he puts the 'long' in 'shlong'.
Bletchley:
And you put the 'ick' in 'sick'.
Marcus Flint:
Walking through change room;
Yo, can I get all your votes?
Bletchley and Montague pass in their votes. Flint moves on to other side of change room collecting votes from Pucey, etc
Draco:
To Pucey and Harper;
We should get Big Flint a gift, or at least someone should say something.
Pucey:
Or not.
Harper:
No thanks, goody-two-shoes.
Draco:
Growls;
I'm not a goody-two-whatever you just said. Big Flint is departing captain; he did a lot for this team. Both of you sucked before he whipped the two of you into shape.
Pucey:
Laughs maniacally;
Whipped? Are you calling me whipped?
Harper:
No one will miss Big Flint; he puts the 'mad' in 'maddening'.
Pucey:
He puts the 'mean' in 'meaningless'.
Draco:
He's not that bad.
Pucey:
He puts the 'bad' in –
Draco:
Interrupting Pucey;
It's his last practice, how would you feel?
Harper:
Big Flint has no feelings, remember that time he got hit in the head with that stray bludger? He just kept on flying, said he didn't feel a thing.
Faraway look in his eye;
Yep, he just kept on flying.
Pucey:
Until he ran into that goalpost.
Harper:
Said he didn't feel a thing.
Draco:
Disgusted;
Ugh.
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