(Outside the apartment)
Dumbledore walked along with Minerva thinking of good ways to convince Harry to come to Hogwarts. As wells as how to make Minerva trust him again the fact that she made him swear on his magic not to use leglimency in Harry's presence showed how much trust she had in him at the moment.
"That's another thing to add to my to do list" he thought "find out what's guarding Harry's mind."
He knocked on the door only to find Lily answer it. She frowned when she saw who it was. "Hello Albus" she said in a somewhat forced tone.
"Another thing I'll have to fix" he thought before asking "hello Lily could Minerva and I please speak to Harry and Dana it's very important?"
"Don't worry Lily he's taken a magical oath not to use leglimency on Harry" said Minerva. To Dumbledore's irritation Lily let them in with a very cheerful expression almost like she was saying "serves ya right."
"Mom what's he doing here?" asked Jane.
"He needs to speak with Harry and Dana can you get them?"
Jane looked down and began blushing "um their still busy" she said. Dumbledore and Minerva noticed how the room seemed to go cold with James's envy and Lily's fury.
"Um maybe we should just leave a message instead?" asked Minerva. Everyone was unaware that they were currently being listened to.
"So he's back again?" asked Dana angrily.
"Yep and now's a chance to make him suffer" said Harry sadistically as he got out his wand and muttered an incantation.
(In the other room)
"Don't be silly Minerva we need to speak to Harry right now so I can manipulate him."
"What was that Albus?" asked Lily angrily.
"Uh no wait what I mean is I need to convince him and Dana to come to Hogwarts so I can more easily manipulate them."
"Why you!" yelled James standing and grabbing his wand.
Harry and Dana were silently sniggering in their room. "What did you do again?" she asked.
"It makes people say what they really mean" said Harry "it's very useful on politicians."
"Wait please" pleaded Dumbledore I don't mean to say what I'm saying if you'll just let me write it down!
"Very well then said Albus but this is your last chance" warned Lily.
Albus sighed in relief as he took out some parchment and a quill thinking all of his troubles were over. He should've known better.
"Any more ideas?" asked Dana.
"Yep" said Harry he then said controthus (made up) and started writing something down.
"Ah there done" said Albus 'see there's nothing to worry about."
Lily and James looked at his essay with horror and then fury. "You slime keep away from my kids!" yelled James pointing his wand at Dumbledore.
"You sick man get out of my house!!" yelled Lily disregarding the fact that it was not her house.
Before Albus could shout what the hell they both cast a very powerful banishing charm banishing him out the window. Oh and did I mention that Harry and Dana's apartment was on the second floor?
(Crash)
"I don't believe it" she said after reading "to think I…I supported that man when he was doing things like this!"
Harry and Dana were trying very hard not to laugh as all this was going on.
"You actually made him write that?" asked Dana
"Yep" said Harry looking at his work proudly.
(Essay)
Hello my name is Albus Dumbledore Headmaster and pedo of Hogwarts, but not just a pedo a manipulator. For you see I have a very cunning plan indeed (hee hee).
First I get Harry and Jane alone in my office an discreetly slip them both a few love potions and compulsion charms. Then after seeing some hot incest in my room I'll get rid of Dana bitch that keeps ruining all my plans. As well as the ability to manipulate any children Harry and Jane might have that should get their fathers very powerful ability and if not well I can still take them to my office along with a few other first years for some (ahem) extracurricular activities (hee hee)
(End)
Note: I'm going to be rewriting the first two chapters due some grammar mistakes. Meaning it will be some time before the next update. Also someone asked me why I was making Voldemort so OOC the reasons for that are:
Voldemort's a serial killer so he's obviously not very sane.
The story went differently since Jane was in Harry's place.
In Voldemort's scene he was just told his death eaters were beaten by one man naturally he going to be pissed off at that and will want to take his anger out on someone. Wormtail was just in the wrong place at the wrong time.