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The Day of the Grand Opening of ARENA W.I.N Model #2

Yusuke looked at the piece of paper that has the dirsections to the arena which is abut a gazillion miles away from the gate! 'Honored Guests my ass' he thought. He got from the Front Gates of the stupid Arena watsitsname. He read off it, "uh...turn right on the Banishing Swamp and enter the darker looking forest and finally cross the bridge..."

'Yea...' he thought.' What straightfoward directions...my ass'

Yusuke finally reached the banishing swamp when..."RIGHT! WHAT RIGHT! THERE IS NO FUCKING RIGHT!" Wherever Yusuke looked, there is swamp swamp swamp. 'Jeez, no wonder people banish others here' Suddenly Yusuke got a chilly thought. 'I dont have to swim across do I!...oh shit'

Yusuke decided to ...what do you call it...uh...take a dive...right into the swamp. 'Uh' he thought.'This is so gross. Suddenly he swam past skeletons that are holding tops that look awfully like..." Woah! Are those Beyblades!" (sorry beyblade fans. Unfortuanatly the Bey Blades can't join the story because of some...techinacal problems that most of you with a brain can see )

Suddenly, Yusuke's foot got caught on some plant or weed in the swamp and he was getting pulled under." MOMMY!" he shrieked.' Well this is it, I guess,' he thought. ' Still, I wish I got to see the last epidode of The Powerpuff Girls...' All of a sudden Yusuke felt that he was getting pulled out of the swamp by something slimy. He opened one eye and saw he was being held at the ankle by a..."EW, ITS A -"

He didn't get to finish his phrase because a hand quickly covered his mouth. "shhhhh!" A mysterious feminine voice whispered." Don't insult the Dark Swamp Plant! They are very sensitive and proud. One word and they'll make sure it'll be your last!" Yusuke looked to see whose and it was and he stared into a pair of green eyes. Still a bit delirious from the swamp, he screamed "MOMMY!" and quickly hugged the person. The startled red haired man who was actually Kurama, not mommy, looked ready to faint. 'Mommy!' Kurama quickly thought. ' Do I really look like his mother!'

All of a sudden there was a movement in the trees and a figure in a black cloak and white headband covering his forehead appeared out of nowhere. He glanced ate Yusuke in slight disgust and turned his head towards Kurama and smirked. "Having family trouble, I see, " Hiei said in dry humor. " HELP ME" Kurama mouthed to him. Hiei just stood there watching in amusement, and inwardly laffing his ass off, as Yusuke decided that he was hungry and wanted to be breast fed by his Mommy. (Himitsu: Ok, thats just gross...) Kurama was suddenly imagining all the ways he could kill Hiei...torching him on fire and watch as his hair is slowly dissolved from his head, or maybe driving thousands of needles into Hiei's body while laughing like a maniac...or he could just chain Hiei up and drop a cone of ice cream onto the floor in front of him...

Kurama's thoughts were interupted when Yusuke decided to hurl right on him. Hiei decided that if he stood around any longer, Kurama would make sure he would not have any air for a long time after he got free from Yusuke's iron bear hug. Hiei leapted of the branch he was standing on and appeared in front of Yusuke and slappe him in the face. Yusuke looked shocked for a moment. Hiei and Kurama both held their breath and hoped Yusuke would turn back to normal. Yusuke's eyes began to clear and they both let out a sigh o relief. when suddenly Yusuke lookd at Hiei and shouted, "DADDY!"

" Daddy!" Yusuke shouted with glee while giving the shocked Hiei a bone crushing hug with his left arm. Kurama even partially forgot his own predicament in Yusuke's right arm and started laffing in hystericals at Hiei. He tried to point while laufhing but didn't succeed because of Yusuke's tight hug. Hiei glowered at Kurama giving him the " After I get out of this Bastard's hands I will wipe that cocky grin off your face and replace it with blood"

Suddenly Yusuke started crying. "Wahhhhhhhhhh!" He screamed. Kurama covered his ears and winced saying," What is it Yusuke honey/ What can Mommy (Kurama twitched at that word) do for you?" Suddenly Yusuke stopped. " I want a little brother!" ' Ok that came outta nowhere' Hiei thought. 'Should I smack him on the head...or maybe punch him in the stomach?' Kurama was thinking more along the lines of,' Spank him or whip him?' Both demons' thoughts were interuppted when Yusuke's face lit up. " Oh, I know!" he screamed in delight. "You and Daddy can have Sex right now and give me a little bro!"

Both Hiei and Kurama were both thinking the same thoughts by now. ' Yes the nuts, definatly the nuts!'