The ABCs of Montessa

Disclaimer: I don't own Monty Monogram, Vanessa Doofenshmirtz or any character from Phineas and Ferb, including the series.

Chapter 3: Cuddling

It was Friday Night. Luckily for Monty, his father known as Major Monogram decided to leave town for the weekend, just so he can watch over the organization, and Carl himself. Sure it was a bit weird for Carl to be in the same place with someone, especially when he found out the girl Monty was dating happens to be the daughter of one Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz.

Vanessa Doofenshmirtz was that one girl. It was very persuading that Monty sent his father a brochure for the world's largest peanut. After all, Major Monogram needed a vacation after tiring himself out from all these mission briefings.

After his father left, Monty had finally decided to call Vanessa over, as if it meant sneaking out of her father's evil incorporations, just so she could spend some time with her boyfriend. Carl finally got the message and decided to leave them alone, just for the time being.

Quite frankly, the only thing that Monty and Vanessa did was watching a nice romantic movie. Although Monty would've been better off watching a movie that involved explosions and car chases, it wouldn't hurt to watch a little fluff now and then with the woman he fell in love with.

The movie involved a couple in which the heroine loses her memory after a car crash, and her hubby must help get her memory back by recalling moments that happened in her past. (I bet you can guess which movie I'm talking about.) Vanessa decided to lay her shoulder next to Monty's, just because she wanted to.

"This is kind of nice..." Vanessa sighed, "It's so worth trying to get away from my father and his stupid inventions."

"Definitely. It's not worth having to be stuck in that jam on Friday nights." Monty chuckled in comparison.

"You're telling me. I wish I could go somewhere far away from my dad. Somewhere miles away so I wouldn't have to be caught in his stupid explosions." Vanessa said, rolling her eyes.

"I'm not sure if I can find somewhere that's miles away, but I guess this place will have to do." Monty smiled yet again.

"You said it." Vanessa nodded.

However, her shoulder between his started to wear out very quickly. As a result, Monty decided to speak to Vanessa again.

"Hey Vanessa, you don't mind if we can switch, do you?"

"Switch? As in switch seats with me?"

"Actually, I was thinking about switching sides. My shoulder's starting to get a little sore here..." Monty replied.

"Oh, alright." Vanessa nodded, getting off the couch.

She decided to place her feet on Monty's lap while her head sat on the cushion far away from him.

"Like this?"

"Nah. Your feet's starting to look like sledgehammers." Monty responded, "If the thought of one swinging at my nads right now, I can forget having children."

"Oh, right..." Vanessa cringed because of that painful thought, "Well, how about this?"

She decided to switch once more. This time, Vanessa put her head on Monty's lap and placed her feet on the cushion. On the plus side, Monty could see her beautiful face smiling at him from the side.

"You like?" Vanessa spoke up.

"No offense, Vanessa... but your head's now like a bowling ball." Monty truthfully said, "Believe me, the feeling's bad news."

Feeling a little impatient, Vanessa sat up on the couch. She didn't look very happy as a matter of fact, and Monty hated seeing her moody.

"Okay, Monty. I give up. What in the heck do you want me to do? Stand upside down like a monkey until I go black?" Vanessa shrugged sarcastically.

This left Monty to think for himself. Luckily, he didn't think for very long.

"I think I got a solution of how we can do this." Monty decided.

In response, Monty decided to stand up from the couch and scooched Vanessa a good spot or two. He then lifted up both of her legs on the couch and placed her head on the cushion. And then carefully, Monty decided to wedge in between the couch and his girlfriend, and wrapped his strong tender arms right around her waist. Vanessa felt his warm harness around her body which forced her to blush madly through her cheeks.

"Like that?" Monty whispered at her.

"Yeah, it's really nice..." Vanessa whispered back, "I could've thought of this before."

"Yeah... you should've..." he whispered again.

With her face forming a smile and responding with a sweet sigh, Monty and Vanessa kept on cuddling through the night.

Nice way for Monty to handle things his way. He must be raised a gentleman.

Next letter will be "D", so stay tuned!