A/N: Yay! Chapter 3! Cookies for everyone who made it this far!

Disclaimer: Still the same…nothings changed!

Chapter 3

Straightening up and clearing her throat she said, "In other news today, a question pops up. 'What ever happened to Mr. Potato Head?" She asked the viewers and Yuffie in a serious yet questioning tone.

"Yes what ever did happen to Mr. Potato Head? He was last seen selling some cookies for boy scouts...well we have the full story of what happen...when he approached the door he said the usual 'cookies for sale!!' and lots of times doors were slammed in his face...but this time he was asked to come inside. He went inside and the unexpected happen. He was stabbed with a fork and put in the microwave for 20 minutes."

"-Questions began to pop in his mind like 'Is it getting hot in here?' and 'What happened to my cookies?' after 20 minutes had past he was put on a plate and split open only to see butter and sour cream being put on him. Before the owner of the house could take a bit... S.W.A.T. comes rushing in and sowed up Mr. Potato Head."

"-Wait a minute we have a word of who the person who tried to eat him was and we will bring Mr. Potato on the news to tell you himself..." the reporter finished.

"Sooo...Mr. Potato Head who did this to you?" she asked. "Oh it was...Naruto. He mistook me for potato flavored ramen."

"So your saying it was Naruto...well you have it here folks, Mr. Potato head almost died by being eaten, what a story, well back to you Michiyo." she said.

Michiyo heard a sudden, 'Beep Beep…' sound and looked down at her watch. 'Oh no!' she thought, 'I'm missing my favorite show!' she thought again. Thinking up a really good story to fool everyone she said "Sorry folks I have to use the bathroom." Michiyo said running out of the studio and didn't return for hours.

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She was nestled on her couch in her pajamas in a whole bunch of pillows and blankets. The room was currently almost pitch black, exception for the TV, which wad currently playing a cartoon.

"Wow I really love The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy!' she said happily. 'Hope no one bursts in a ruins this.' she said out of no where. Suddenly a loud noise was heard from out side. 'Oh no...' Michiyo thought but it was too late because she heard Yuffie yell.

"The doors locked! Kick it in!" while she kicked it open and ran inside, quickly closing the door behind her. "Um...Why are you in my house, Yuffie?" Michiyo asked angrily.

"Uhh...cause." Yuffie said.

For some odd reason, she suddenly forgot her anger when a catchy tune started playing on the TV. Her head swung into that direction to notice a new commercial she hasn't seen before.

"Hello wonderful city of Konoha!" the voice said. Michiyo noticed the man was quite sexy...not that that mattered, right?

"Welcome to my new shop, 'Hatake Kakashi's Shinobi XXX Shop!'. Where tons and tons of porn and other such is located!" said the masked man again.

Michiyo, an enjoyer of yaoi, was excited. So she listened carefully. "We are open 24/7 so EVERYONE'S needs can be fulfilled! Right Iruka-san?" the man continued with, looking at a familiar man with duct tape over his mouth.

His voice was muffled, but it was obvious he had said, 'Help...me...', but Kakashi had ignored it and said, "Yes! I agree Iruka-san! Everyone should come and visit my new, wonderful-porn-filled-adult-content-X-rated-material of a shop!" he said then gave the number to the shop.

"Please call, 555-XXX-PWNZ! That's right, call 555-XXX-PWNZ!" he said cheerfully.

The commercial sadly ended. Michiyo, missing all of the XXX pictures that randomly popped up out of nowhere that drew closer to the screen, snapped her head around and looked at Yuffie with wide eyes.

"GIVE ME 5 MINUTES AND I WILL BE READY!" Michiyo yelled.

"Uhh...why..?" Yuffie asked confused.

"Because...we're going to go and visit Kakashi-san and his shop! That's why!" Michiyo said excitedly.

A/N: Hurray! You made it through another one without bleeding through your eyes! Heres a cookie! please R&R!