spiderman (not so awesome) awesome origins.

thwip thwip. carlos was swinging through the city waiting for something good. then he saw the rhino rampaging through the city. "(finally)" he thought. (also just so you know the rhino looks like he does in the ps4 game) he swung down and landed in front of him and caught a car hurling at a civilian.

"dude you must make millions off of sponsoring car insurances." "shut up you..." "you bug, yeah I get that a lot."

he jumped at the rhino and punched his face. "ouch what the f*** is this s*** on you"

POW! punched in the face by a rhinoceros and hurled into a building. how embarrassing.

"Oh shut up benny." shhh they can't know my identity.

that's when the rhino walked up to him and lifted his foot up. as this looked like the end for Carlos he backflipped outta the side of the building and on to the window right above rhino.

"wow villains these days are brutal," he said. thwip. he spun a string of web at rhinos head, did a flip over him, gave it a little tug, and boom that's how you take out a rhino.

that was an average day for spidey back then.

THE FOLLOWING DAY

"Carlos are you ok," said Carlos' mom. "yeah mom I'm ok what's wrong" "Sophia didn't come home today" "0.0" "Carlos go to your room." but he didn't. he changed into his costume and went investigating.

some boring detective s*** later

all his research lead him to a construction site. that's when he saw her tied up in a chair. "Sophia" he cried as he ran to her. but then a red symbiotish figure landed in front of him.

"holy crap" Carlos yelled. he backed away. "well well well if it isn't the imposter Carlos Jackson," said the now revealed carnage Ben Reilly "How'd you..." "oh I've been watching you. I know you and I will hurt the rest of your family if..."

but spidey got bored by the word "watching" and attacked him. he rapidly beat him. but ben countered this with a backhand sending him a few feet back.

Despret to get the defeat this thing Carlos grabbed a lead pipe and swung it at ben. was that the wisest choice. ehh 50 50. carnage grabbed and threw Carlos at Sophia, and she broke free. "Run Sophia, get outta here now." so she ran away until she was outta sight. so Carlos uppercutted then hit him left and right over and over again.

ben kicked Carlos to the ground "let's end this" he made a knife out of his hand. But just as Ben was going to stab him, Sophia jumped in the way and got pierced by the blade (yeah a cliche death scene). carlos watched in horror, rage, sadness, and confusion (like how she managed to run back here undetected). he rushed over to the dead body that just lied there like... well a dead body.

"how does it feel to love something and then just have it taken away from you" "shut the f*** up you son of a f***en b****" enraged Carlos ran up to ben and beat the ever living s*** outta ben. he tore open the symbiote and attempted to tear ben out of his suit of sliminess. "get out of there and fight like a man you, you, you, murderer." every time even a little bit of human skin Carlos punched it "I'm gonna kill you for what you did. I'm gonna grab you and tear you from the inside out"

with all his anger he tore ben outta the suit and kicked the symbiote over to a pile of lead pipes which nearly killed the suit leaving ben (who looked like him in his scarlet spider uniform unmasked) laying on the ground. he gave the death stare to ben "now to finish you off" but with the help of quick thinking ben got to his feet fast and left right repeated him. hypnotized by the flurry of blows, Carlos managed to catch one of the punches.

pissed, he bear-hugged ben and head-butted him so hard that bens nose nearly broke. "you kill you die (to quote Rick Grimes (the walking dead))" ben fell down "now-now we can make a deal" "bring my sister back" now at that point there were reports of spiderman nearly killing a quote on quote "fan" and the cops showed up. "wait what" yeah. they've been driving while you've been Batmaning the hell outta him. "oh god" "oh god is right" said a cop behind him "put your hands up now" "ok, ok fine I..." at that moment Carlos grabbed ben and ran off with him. "where are we going your a bad guy now" asked Ben "thats the thing" Carlos put a spare mask on ben web tied him up and then put him in front of the police station with a sign saying "I tried to frame spiderman for nearly killing a fan."

well, how Carlos told his parents is too sad so the author wrote it out. (sorry for the horribleness)