Chapter 3: Mall Madness
The prisoners that were caught during the escape were Freddy, Jason, Chucky and Beetlejuice, all were back in their cells on the helicarrier as repairs were being made. A certain furious Nick Fury was confronting the prisoners with a simple task for them.
"Great, it's him" sighed Chucky who didn't seem to like Nick Fury.
"I have just about had enough of this nonsense going on, but from what I have heard from SHIELD's own intelligence, we have found out whom might be at the north pole being Jack Frost, Santa's arch rival and Pennywise a clown-spider creature from outer space bringing in his friends the Killer Klowns and Gingerdead Man to cause trouble for the holidays" said Nick Fury.
"What does that have to do with us?" asked Freddy.
"Looking at your skills, we could use a number of you on our side" said Nick Fury.
"What, me joining the same mission with that crazy freak Deadpool?" asked Freddy.
Jason ended up banging on the glass of his cage hoping he'd get a chance free.
"Ah, someone is willing to be on our side" said Nick Fury as he noticed Jason.
"Why should I join SHIELD, SHIELD is the one who put me here" said Chucky, "what'd I get out of it, if I joined you?"
"Well for starters you won't be locked up in your cages" said Nick Fury.
"Ha, I will be happy locked up here, away from that crazy freak Deadpool" said Freddy.
"Don't worry Freddy, we'll just bring Deadpool to you" said Nick Fury.
"Ah, fine!" cried Freddy.
"Ha, I'd gladly join" laughed Beetlejuice, "it's no fun being the Ghost with the Most when you're locked away here."
"So it's settled, but be warned, once you've completed this mission in rescuing Santa you'll still be monitored by our agents" continued Nick Fury, "and I'll know if anyone of you would dare try to waste one of them, we'll come after you."
As the four prisoners were released, they were handed over to the others whom were waiting for Nick Fury.
"No way, they're teaming up with us?!" cried Zoey.
"Better not stay asleep while he's around" laughed Francis referring to Freddy.
"Enough of this" said Nick Fury, "Deadpool, Blade, Flash Thompson and our two spider friends might not be enough to stop Jack Frost and his scheme this year. So why not have some supernatural help?"
"Yea, I get to be with Freddy!" laughed Deadpool, "Don't worry guys, I'll make sure Freddy will only be able to go into mine dream."
"Uh, this will be a huge mistake!" cried Freddy.
"Aw, are you not the cutest doll?" said Rochelle in a sweet mocking voice to Chucky.
"Hey, don't try to do that on me kid, I wasted a number of people who did that" said Chucky.
Rochelle ended up picking up Chucky and started to purposely toss him up in the air.
"How humiliating" sighed Chucky knowing SHIELD would react if he'd do harm to anyone of them.
"Sir" said Maria as she noticed something odd on the monitor was approaching New York City, "there's a meteor of somesort approaching the city."
As soon as the meteorite crashed, Nick Fury noticed it was fired from the North Pole itself.
"Something tells me our Jolly Saint Nick might have been sent here early but for what?" asked Nick Fury.
As smoke cleared, a mind-controlled Santa Claus busted right out, he then began to head toward the mall that was nearby.
"Oh boy, it's Santa, I should go and sit on his lap, I've been a good little boy all this year!" said Deadpool.
"Better bug Santa than me" laughed Freddy.
"Good, then you two can go down there and find out what Santa is up to, oh Freddy don't try to waste Santa" added Nick Fury.
"Ha, ha, you got to go with Deadpool!" laughed Chucky.
"What about me, I always wanted to go see the real Santa, not those phony mall Santa Clauses" said Beetlejuice.
"Fine, but Flash Thompson has to watch for you" said Nick Fury.
Deadpool ends up grabbing poor Freddy, as they head to the hangar, Deadpool purposely leaps out with grabbing poor Freddy.
"Are you crazy you have no parachute!" cried Freddy.
"We both got healing factors!" laughed Deadpool as he leaped off with poor Freddy who was screaming for his life.
Both Deadpool and Freddy landed in the dumpster with poor Freddy trying to get himself up from the incident, with Flash Thompson he ended up following Beetlejuice with a parachute instead.
"He got to have a parachute!" cried Freddy as he didn't like paling around with Deadpool.
"Come on, we get to see Santa" said Deadpool as he grabbed poor Freddy and dragged him to the mall Santa was at.
Santa was indeed causing trouble, the other mall Santa didn't realize the real Santa Claus was here before him.
"Sorry" said the security guard, "we don't really need you."
"But, it's my job for the season" said the mall Santa.
"I am Santa Claus, ho, ho, ho" said the mind-controlled Santa.
"Listen pal, I signed up for the position first, I know we shouldn't take it seriously, but what if you're going to do if I prevent you from sitting on your chair?" asked the mall Santa.
The real mind-controlled Santa Claus responded by delivering a strong punch that sent the mall Santa flying up in the air, it was then just that moment Deadpool and Freddy had arrived on the scene to see the mall Santa with his beard undone on the floor.
"Hey, that's not the real Santa, mom and dad lied to me!" said Deadpool as Freddy shook his head.
Meanwhile the security guard tried to calm down the real mind-controlled Santa.
"Hey pal, we don't do that kind of thing around here" said the security guard.
Santa turned around and ended up whacking the security guard down, which alerted several other security guards to join in on the fight. However, none of them were match for the real Santa as he ended up pummeling each one of them.
"I wonder if Santa must have a healing factor like us, we has to, look at him taking that taser" laughed Deadpool as a security guard attempted to use a taser on Santa.
Santa ended up grabbing the taser and pulled the security guard toward him and delivered a strong punch knocking him out. Not knowing Deadpool was right behind him, Wade simply tapped Santa on his shoulder.
"Hey Santa, I am such a big fan of your work" said Deadpool, "sure I wouldn't do those thing with the children if I had your powers, but it would be nice if I did have them."
Santa silently turns to Deadpool and Freddy where he ends up grabbing a large fake candy cane that was a decoration and ended up knocking the two aside.
"Ouch that wasn't very nice of Santa" said Deadpool.
"Enough just do it my way" said Freddy as he began to charge at Santa.
Freddy charged at Santa with his claw, Beetlejuice and Flash caught up and noticed the fight.
"Wow never thought Santa was quite the fighter" said Beetlejuice.
"My suggestion is that we help Freddy subdue Santa" said Flash to Beetlejuice.
"You're the boss" said Beetlejuice.
Beetlejuice tried to help out by intervening with Freddy as he stood by Freddy's side.
"Not so fast pal, you've been eating too many cookies have you?" laughed Beetlejuice which Santa responds by tossing a large chair at him where it misses as Beetlejuice goes intangible, "Hey that wasn't nice doing it to the Ghost with the Most."
Flash ends up turning into his Venom form and charges at Santa hoping to wear him out as the two began to struggle.
"Help me tie him down!" ordered Flash in his Venom form to both Freddy and Beetlejuice.
All they had to use was Christmas lights in the hopes Santa would be subdued, but alas, Santa was able to break free and ended up kicking Flash toward the large Christmas tree where it ended up landing on Freddy, Beetlejuice and Deadpool. On the helicarrier radar, Nick Fury noticed another hi-tech craft was waiting where Gingerdead Man was there, the mind-controlled Santa ended up hopping off toward the hi-tech craft which was a spacecraft from the Killer Klowns.
"He's getting away!" cried Nick Fury.
"We can trace his coordinates" said Bill.
"I think it's time we pick those four up and head to the North Pole from here" said Nick Fury.