The entire family sat in the sofa watching TV,viewing a show called 'Screamin' the N word, in da hood edition.' Brian and Stewie sat next to each other, secretly holding hands Behind Brian's back. The family has been back for a few days, and both Stewie and Brian just want them to leave.

They watched a white man drive around in a black neighborhood in a white Jeep Grand Cherokee screaming the you know what word at everyone he passed. He stopped and turned to the camera, "I'm surprised there's so many cracker- I mean light skinned people living here!" He continued screaming. Then all of a sudden, someone pointed a gun at them, sideways of course, and told them to fuck off. He screamed the white-boys-who-say-this-word-get-they-ass-beat word one last time and floored it. A bullet was fired and it hit the side mirror off. The man ignored it, "Shit, we can fix that later."

Some other cars started trailing them. The man started to swerve in and out of traffic, "Brian get the gun."

"Heh, he has your name." Stewie commented.

"Oh shit." The man behind the camera said.

"Get the AK and fucking shoot!" The man really started to haul ass, "and turn the fucking camera off. Turn it off!!"

The screen went black.

"Aw!" Everyone moaned.

"Well," Lois began, "It's eleven, time for be-ed!"

Meg and Chris sighed and went upstairs. Peter kissed Lois and followed after. Lois picked up Stewie, "That means you too, mister!"

Brian stopped Lois, "Hey, you relax, how about I take him to bed?"

"Why thank you, Brian, but are you sure?"

"Yeah, when you were gone he went right to sleep with me there." Lois handed Brian Stewie. Brian started walking upstairs. Stewie stroked Brian's head, "I love being carried by you."

"And I love carrying you."

"Oh god, I want to 'play' with you so bad…"

"Me too, but we can't let anyone know."

Brian carried Stewie up to his bed. Then Stewie remembered something from ages ago. Something no one ever mentioned in ages, and barely mentioned it at that. Somewhere that will guarantee no intruders. Brian set Stewie down into his crib. Stewie grinned, "Hey Bri…"

"Yeah?"

"Wanna mess around?"

"You know we can't. You know what would happen to me if anyone finds out."

"No, I have the perfect place though…"

"Okay, where then?"

"My weapons room."

Brian gasped, he picked Stewie up. He walked over to the door and checked that no one was there. He called out, "Uh… Lois!"

"Yeah, Brian?" Lois answered back.

"I think I'll sleep in Stewie's room tonight! There's, uh, meant to be a thunderstorm tonight and I want to make sure he doesn't get scared."

"Aw, how nice of you, Brian! Good night then!"

"Night!"

Brian put Stewie down. Stewie pulled a baseball bat that was in a toy chest. They both watched as the wall opened up. Dust poured from it, since it was never really used. They both walked in. Brian looked at all of the weapons. There were guns, cannons, Missiles, everything you can think of. Brian started getting nervous around all of these explosives. Stewie held his paw, "They won't explode." Stewie looked around. "At least not without command."

Stewie pulled a leaver. The wall closed. Brian kept looking around, "So why did you never use this stuff before?"

"Well apart from killing Lois, I just forgot I had it." Stewie grabbed Brian's ear and pulled him down, "Now shut up and kiss me."

Brian obeyed. He knelt down and dove right in. Stewie kept pulling Brian closer to him by the ears, and made out quite violently. Brian wrapped his arms around Stewie. Stewie went ahead and cupped Brian's balls in his hand. He started messaging them. Brian went and grabbed Stewie's crotch. Stewie didn't want to wait. He stopped mouth-fucking Brian. He took his shirt off, and then his overalls, and then his diaper. They both started getting hard-ons.

There was no real point, but Brian took off his collar. He grabbed Stewie's balls and fondled them in his paws. Stewie watched as Brian did so. He backed up and leaned against the wall. He enjoyed being played with by his new boyfriend, and Brian loved playing with his new boyfriend. Stewie slid down the wall and sat down. Brian followed him down and knelt in front of him. Stewie then remembered something he saw in Brian's search history on his laptop. Stewie then got his foot and started gently pushing against Brian's cock and balls. Brian always had a strange desire for someone to give him a footjob. He grinned. Stewie could see that he liked it and pushed harder. Brian's dick started getting wet from pre-cum. Brian started jerking Stewie, still fondling his balls in one paw. After a few strokes he started grinding into Brian's paw. Stewie started pushing harder onto Brian's throbbing hard-on. Brian started grinding against Stewie's foot. Stewie stopped, "Bri."

"Yes?"

Stewie flipped onto his front and crawled towards Brian, "I just want to make you cum."

"Wait." Brian pulled out the vibrator from last time, "I want to make yours feel even better."

Brian turned it on. Stewie almost knew exactly what Brian wanted him to do. He flipped back over, slid against the wall, and spread his legs. Brian pushed the vibrator against the tip of Stewie's dick as he jerked him. Stewie moaned quietly. Words can't explain how much Brian enjoyed hearing Stewie's moans. Stewie grabbed Brian by the fur on his legs and dragged him closer, and told him to open his legs. Brian did so. Stewie could tell how badly Brian wanted to be stroked by the way his member was throbbing and leaking more pre than he would actual cum. Stewie pushed it all down the length of his dick and stroked. "Oohh…" Brian moaned. Stewie started going faster, and so did Brian. Then all of sudden Stewie uttered one of the last things Brian wanted to hear, "Fuck this." For a split second brian was disappointed, but that turned into another moan as Stewie jumped on him and started deep-throating his hard-on. Stewie shoved Brian onto his back. Stewie sucked as hard as he could as he played with Brian's tip with his tongue. Brian was amazed at how good Stewie was at it. Brian tilted his head back and moaned. Stewie fondled his balls with his hands. It was so good Brian almost couldn't handle it. He took one of Stewie's hands.

Stewie then grabbed the vibrator and started rubbing it against Brian's testicles, making Brian moan louder. Stewie found his new favorite thing to do, pleasure Brian. Brian felt climax getting closer, "Oh… Stewie I'm getting close…"

Stewie started only sucking Brian's head, while still playing with his tip with his tongue, but started jerking as fast as he could along Brian's shaft. Brian almost screamed in pleasure. He moaned Stewie's name as he came into Stewie's mouth. Stewie couldn't swallow much of it, but as much as he could.

Brian panted heavily, "That was amazing, Stewie."

Stewie just smiled passionately at Brian.

Brian realised how loud he screamed, "Oh no, do you think anyone heard that?"

Stewie lifted his head, "No," he replied, still slowly stroking Brian, "These walls are sound proof.

"Good, so they won't hear you." Brain suddenly jumped on Stewie for an abrupt change of roles, and started licking Stewie's throbbing dick and balls. Stewie moaned. Brian grabbed the vibrator, wrapped his arms around Stewie, and went to put it in his ass again. Stewie stopped him, "Bri."

"Yeah?"

"I don't want that lifeless piece of plastic in me, I… I want you inside me."

"Oh." Brian layed down, and spread his legs, and smiled, "Well what are you waiting for, hun?"

Stewie liked being called 'Hun'. He crawled over. He readyed himself, facing Brian, he loved seeing Brian's face when he's in pleasure. "You ready?"

Brian nodded.

Stewie dropped onto Brian, he was swept off of his feet by how good that felt, he screamed, "Ooo-ooh… God…" and raised back up. Brian too was taken by storm. He moaned extremely loud, in harmony with Stewie. Stewie lowered back down, and another loud moan escaped his mouth. He started sweating,already out of breath "Oh… god… Brian… I can't… do this…"

"That's fine." Brian said. He lifted Stewie up spun him around, and set him down. "Ready hun?" he said over Stewie's shoulder.

Stewie bent over, "Oh god yes."

Brian knelt down and inserted his penis into Stewie's ass. Brian did this a few times, and they both moaned in harmony as he did so Brian started doing this a little faster. Brian had sex a few times, but this is the first time Stewie had any sex, gay or not, and it was the greatest feeling he has ever had, and to make it even better Brian was doing it with him. Brian started stroking Stewie's dick as he fucked, making Stewie moan so loud if they weren't in a soundproofed room people in New York could hear him.

Brian slowly got even faster. Both of them felt themselves getting closer and closer to climax. Brian, panting like crazy, said "Stewie, I'm getting close!"

"Me too Bri!" Stewie replied.

After a few more seconds the both climaxed, and both moaned in harmony. Stewie screamed Brian's name. Cum shot from Brian, and ended up everywhere. Stewie was covered in sweat and Brian was panting like mad. Stewie turned and looked at Brian, "Oh, brian I love you."

"I love you too."

Stewie turned all the way around and started kissing brian, grinding against his crotch. Brian enjoyed it. He went all in, and tongued Stewie's mouth. After a minute Brian pushed Stewie away, "Come on, you have to get to bed."

"Very well…" Stewie didn't really want to go, but he didn't want Brian to get into trouble. Brian helped Stewie get his clothes on. They held hands as Stewie opened the door and they walked out, no one knowing about the wonderful experience they had.